随意 Article: Are 你 Afraid Of This?(Chapter 2)

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posted by adaug

It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth 或者 Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a 枕头 and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth 或者 dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth 或者 dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare 你 to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't count.
P:(Thinking)OH!Geppers Creppers!
*Silence*
P:Okay.Scarlett.Truth 或者 dare?????
S:Dare!
P:I dare 你 to...Try to scare us!
S:You little...
C:You have to do it!!
S:Fine!Hang on...Be right back...watch...Spongebob!
They turned on the T.V and were hypnotized 由 Sponginess!
Scarlett grabbed a scary,Devilish,Mask.Tip toed downstairs.
S:...BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Everyone:AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
S:HA HA TO THE HA!You thought I couldn't do it!

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Mercy

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Source: Blizzard

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爱情 Hina Keitaro Urashima spanking Sarah McDougal

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NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If 你 don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

Lolita Candids

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The mega DeviantART rant

posted by alexischaos2004

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.

So, 你 may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? 你 probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.

DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. 你 can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

李知恩 Black Dress

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Supernoobs Crossover

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Source: Base belongs to inkheart7 on dA.

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Zanhar's Rules of Shipping

posted by zanhar1

由 all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if 你 do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!

#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be 老友记 but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder 你 ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

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SCP-465, The weirdest scp i ever read

posted by slenderman777

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened 由 any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a 太空 at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention 或者 care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern 流行的 in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents 或者 manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

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How I Think My 最喜爱的 Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my 最喜爱的 characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past 或者幻想 time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

变形金刚 EVO Lyrics (English)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all 你 can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your 心 and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all 你 can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do 你 think...

怪物史莱克 is love, 怪物史莱克 is life (Original Video)

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怪物史莱克 is love, 怪物史莱克 is life (Original Video)

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怪物史莱克 is 爱情

怪物史莱克 is life (original video)

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100 things all men should know about women

posted by karlialtman

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us 或者 someone else will.

3. We 婊子, 子 about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If 你 won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing 你 in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches 爱情 Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like 更多 than 你 hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, 或者 your...