Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 下一个 on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't 你 take a 座位 and I will get 你 something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 食物 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the 列表 and removed his name from the 最佳, 返回页首 of the 列表 and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he 说 to the guy, "Because 你 have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the 列表 ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much 你 try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 下一个 on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't 你 take a 座位 and I will get 你 something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 食物 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the 列表 and removed his name from the 最佳, 返回页首 of the 列表 and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he 说 to the guy, "Because 你 have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the 列表 ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much 你 try!!
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 你 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 你 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 你 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 你 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 或者 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the 显示 earlyer!Bye!
The End
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 你 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 你 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 你 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 你 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 或者 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the 显示 earlyer!Bye!
The End