NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 或者 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO 你 HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a 更多 intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO 你 HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT 你 FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO 你 HAVE A CAR?: I think the 更多 appropriate 问题 here would be "Do 你 have a car that runs?"
HAVE 你 RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS 或者 RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO 你 SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD 你 LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO 你 CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President 或者 Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO 你 HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a 更多 intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO 你 HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT 你 FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO 你 HAVE A CAR?: I think the 更多 appropriate 问题 here would be "Do 你 have a car that runs?"
HAVE 你 RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS 或者 RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO 你 SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD 你 LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO 你 CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
Other than horrible gaming journalists not understanding how indie games work, another thing people say is how unfair they can be. Cuphead is unfair because your character only has three hearts on them. Hotline Miami is too hard because enemies can kill 你 in one hit. Slime Rancher is too hard because I can’t feed my Slimes in time. But there is a game out there that I can say with slight certainty that it can feel really unfair at times. A game so difficult that it already has me cursing before the game starts. A Bastard’s Tale.
A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to...
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A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to...
Oh man, first 2064, now we’re talking about this game. I feel like the moment I was honest about my sexuality I started to notice homosexual games 更多 and more, not that I’m complaining. I can, however, complain about the possible seedy practices that happened behind the scenes of this game, as mentioned in NikPiks, but…. Don’t focus on that right now. Let’s just talk about the game itself, and see if it manages to be good on it’s own. Let us talk about Dream Daddy.
Now 你 probably remember seeing this game all over the place a few years back. Every major let’s player was...
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Now 你 probably remember seeing this game all over the place a few years back. Every major let’s player was...
This review is going to be… a bit harder to talk about. So I bought a game called Revolution 1979: Black Friday, a game that is based on the actual Black Friday of 1979 where thousands of protestors were shot and killed for protesting against their ruler. It was the darkest moment during the Iranian Revolution but is practically never discussed outside of the country. That is where 1979 Revolution comes to discuss matters.
1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...
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1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...
Already, everyone, I’m gonna level with you. I haven’t been out of my house in three weeks. I haven’t seen the son, I only leave my room to eat 或者 use the bathroom, and I’ve been glued to my chair for so long that it has left a permanent mark of my ass. And why is it that I have been in such a horrid state? Because I’ve been playing nothing but Slime Rancher.
Where do I even begin to talk about a game such as this. This is a game that feels so well crafted and so perfectly made that 你 can feel the developers 爱情 and care in it. They make 更新 frequently for the game and...
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Where do I even begin to talk about a game such as this. This is a game that feels so well crafted and so perfectly made that 你 can feel the developers 爱情 and care in it. They make 更新 frequently for the game and...
Hello everyone and welcome to the 下一个 half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.
So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg
In the 最近的 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 写作 behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 加入 the ranks of washed up directors like...
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In the 最近的 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 写作 behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 加入 the ranks of washed up directors like...
Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
