Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell 你 guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick 或者 Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" 说 myself. I was dressed as a 象, 大象 and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains 狼人 and Sparkly 吸血鬼 with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- 你 just dared yourself!" 说 myself. "I accept!" 说 yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." 说 myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" 说 yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.




















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