Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.
If 你 consider it a sport to gather your 食物 由 drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 日 hoping that the 食物 will swim by, 你 might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 年 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, 你 might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy 皇后乐队 is closed from November through April, 你 might live in Michigan .
If 你 instinctively walk like a 企鹅 for five months out of the year, 你 might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers 你 assistance, and they don't work there, 你 might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, 你 might live in Michigan ..
If 你 have worn shorts and a 涂层, 外套 at the same time, 你 might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, 你 might live in Michigan .
If 你 have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, 你 might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - 你 know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. 你 measure distance in hours.
3. 你 know several people who have hit a deer 更多 than once.
4. 你 often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. 你 can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. 你 see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. 你 install security lights on your house and 车库 and leave both unlocked.
8. 你 carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. 你 设计 your kid's 万圣节前夕 costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. 你 know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. 你 can identify a southern 或者 eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer 下一个 to your blue spruce.
14. 你 were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to 你 means Ohio .
16. A brat is something 你 eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. 你 go out to a 鱼 fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. 你 have 更多 miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. 你 find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. 你 drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells 你 to drink Vernors and 你 know it's not medicine.
24. 你 can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. 你 know what a Yooper is.
26. 你 think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. 你 know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. 你 know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. 你 understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of 你 that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), 你 have no idea how true these are.
If 你 consider it a sport to gather your 食物 由 drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 日 hoping that the 食物 will swim by, 你 might live in Michigan .
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 年 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, 你 might live in Michigan .
If your local Dairy 皇后乐队 is closed from November through April, 你 might live in Michigan .
If 你 instinctively walk like a 企鹅 for five months out of the year, 你 might live in Michigan .
If someone in a store offers 你 assistance, and they don't work there, 你 might live in Michigan .
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, 你 might live in Michigan ..
If 你 have worn shorts and a 涂层, 外套 at the same time, 你 might live in Michigan .
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, 你 might live in Michigan .
If 你 have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, 你 might live in Michigan .
Part 2 - 你 know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/ MICHIGANDER when
1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. 你 measure distance in hours.
3. 你 know several people who have hit a deer 更多 than once.
4. 你 often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. 你 can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. 你 see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. 你 install security lights on your house and 车库 and leave both unlocked.
8. 你 carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. 你 设计 your kid's 万圣节前夕 costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. 你 know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. 你 can identify a southern 或者 eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer 下一个 to your blue spruce.
14. 你 were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to 你 means Ohio .
16. A brat is something 你 eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. 你 go out to a 鱼 fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. 你 have 更多 miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. 你 find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. 你 drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells 你 to drink Vernors and 你 know it's not medicine.
24. 你 can actually drink Vernors without coughing.
25. 你 know what a Yooper is.
26. 你 think owning a Honda is Un-American.
27. 你 know that UP is a place, not a direction.
28. 你 know it's possible to live in a thumb.
29. 你 understand that when visiting Detroit , the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.
**I live in Michigan, so I can post this and feel good about it. =D Those of 你 that don't live in Michigan (or a state even close to this, because Lord knows nothing is exactly like michigan), 你 have no idea how true these are.
