随意 Article: Symmetry~

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posted by Symmetry_Melody

Our symmetrical leader, Death The Kid.

Symmetry is a very wonderful thing. It divides the naturely correct from the asymmetrical garbage. In the words of one of our greatest lords,"Symmetry is everything." As quoted from Death The Kid. The only possible person who could be 更多 obsessed with symmetry then him, would be the SymmaSoviet leader, 8theGreat.

One of the most symmetrical things known are butterflies, but this is not true. At times, 蝴蝶 WILL NOT be symmetrical no matter HOW 你 look at them. They are asymmetrical garbage.

People say that 8 is just a number. I THINK NOT. 8 is the perfect example of symmetry. And as we all know, symmetry is everything.

The SymmaSoviets ARE NOT some group made to piss people off. We are an association of people dedicated to symmetry and Death The Kid. So before 你 say,"Oh they just wanna be annoying." Think about yourself. People can ALSO be asymmetrical garbage. So think before 你 speak, and think about the fact that 你 may be asymmetrical garbage.

8. 8 has been proven to have perfect symmetry. Symmetry is what I enjoy astheticly.

Perfect Symmetry~ :D

deathding, symmetry8ever and 2 others like this

Lolly4me2 I recognize this article as a transcript form the Holy Binding Document of Symmetry. Death the Kid be with you.

Symmetry_Melody ^ Why thank you my symmetrical friend.

symmetry8ever So amazing!

ChocoLuvr101 Amen!

Symmetry_Melody Thank you my symmetrical comrades~

Me_Iz_Here You're saying my group is garbage, eh?

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For those experiencing back to school blues, heres a funny note a mother wrote to a teacher.

posted by Snugglebum

Dear Teacher:

In just over a week, 你 will be my son's Grade 1 teacher. He is ever so excited to be under your tutelage. Why, since the last 日 of kindergarten, entering your class was all he could talk about. He gleefully thrust a piece of paper into my hand on that June afternoon, and said, "Here's a 列表 of the stuff I need for school 下一个 September!"

And I have to admit, I, too, was excited. I'm a school supplies geek from way back. And so, in early August, I set out to buy the items you'd listed.

It was on my fourth store that the realization began to sink in.

You're a crafty one, aren't...

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更多 Ways To Annoy Your Friends!

posted by emisa123

1. Whenever 你 eat ice cream with a friend, start 唱歌 "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your 老友记 has a 金牌 fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If 你老友记 has a 金牌 fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your 老友记 asks why, tell them the 鱼 were lonely.

4. When 写作 and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit 给 to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever 你 like.

8. 显示 them this 列表 XD

If 你 have any 更多 ways, please write them in 评论 so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123