50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:
1)Kick an assasin.
2)Poke a mob bosses eye.
3) Bite the Presidents shoe.
4)Stalk your best friend's mom.
5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.
6)Go insane.
7) Kidnapp Jesus.
8) Become a drug dealer.
9)Become an assasin.
10) Become a dictator.
11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.
12)Lick a serial killer's knife.
13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave 你 all of my money!"
19) Steal from Subways.
20) Kill a murderers wife 或者 husband.
21) Torture a 树 infront of a enviormentalist group.
22) Become a terrorsist.
23) Kill an ant.
24) Dont wear pants to school.
25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.
26)Eat a cannible.
27) Be at 首页 when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
28) Give me three 月 old cheesy potatoes.
29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.
30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.
31) Kill l infront of me and my friends.
32)Punch Spiderman.
33) Lie to my mom.
34) Implode.
35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.
36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.
37) Tell Al his hats wierd.
38) Tell Tom hes not real.
39)Become a stalker.
40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.
41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.
42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.
43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.
44)Give me Mickey The 老鼠, 鼠标 as a birth 日 present.
45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate 你 eventualy.
46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close 老友记 或者 geniuses know what im talking about)
47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.
48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" 衬衫 to a Justin Beiber concert.
49)Become a zombie.
50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
1)Kick an assasin.
2)Poke a mob bosses eye.
3) Bite the Presidents shoe.
4)Stalk your best friend's mom.
5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.
6)Go insane.
7) Kidnapp Jesus.
8) Become a drug dealer.
9)Become an assasin.
10) Become a dictator.
11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.
12)Lick a serial killer's knife.
13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave 你 all of my money!"
19) Steal from Subways.
20) Kill a murderers wife 或者 husband.
21) Torture a 树 infront of a enviormentalist group.
22) Become a terrorsist.
23) Kill an ant.
24) Dont wear pants to school.
25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.
26)Eat a cannible.
27) Be at 首页 when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
28) Give me three 月 old cheesy potatoes.
29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.
30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.
31) Kill l infront of me and my friends.
32)Punch Spiderman.
33) Lie to my mom.
34) Implode.
35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.
36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.
37) Tell Al his hats wierd.
38) Tell Tom hes not real.
39)Become a stalker.
40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.
41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.
42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.
43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.
44)Give me Mickey The 老鼠, 鼠标 as a birth 日 present.
45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate 你 eventualy.
46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close 老友记 或者 geniuses know what im talking about)
47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.
48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" 衬衫 to a Justin Beiber concert.
49)Become a zombie.
50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.