If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons 由 commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this 文章 and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)
From Cartoonnetwork:
The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn 由 a 7 年 old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would 列表 更多 reasons but I only saw the 显示 for 2 秒 that I'm never gonna get back.)
Destroy Build Destroy
-Pointless violence. -_-
-The 标题 should speak for itself.
-There's some 40 年 old guy screaming in your face about blowing things up. That's all I should have to say! o_O
Johnny Test
-Ooh a talking dog! How original. -_-
The Amazing World of Gumball
-If their cartoons, why is the setting, real life?
-The main character, Gumball, is of course clueless and annoying trying (and failing) to be funny.
Dude, What Would Happen?
-The three main characters act like every spec of life is so awesome and epic.
-Same thing every episode. The guys think of something to do, do it, say things like,"Dude that was so awesome!" and call it a day.
What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: I do not no a single person that watches your network anymore. And I know a lot of people.I never hear anyone say,"Oh my God Destroy Build Destroy is so awesome!" 或者 "LOL The Amazing World of Gumball is hilarious!"
From Nickelodeon:
T.U.F.F Puppy
-The exact same 动画片 as Fairly Odd Parents
-The main character 表演 stupid. Seriously, we don't 哈哈 at stupid people anymore!
-Evil Cockroaches. That's all I should have to say.
The Penguins of Madagadcar
-The whole based off of 电影院 thing. Isn't working for 你 Nick.
-The whole taking the most 流行的 character(s) and making its own thing. That isn't working for 你 either.
-Making the penguins look uninteresting.
Big Time Rush
-Again with the whole 表演 like idiots thing.
-No one can relate to them!
-Can 你 say attention hogs? 唱歌 in every episode, really?
-All of Kendall's lines are cheesy! Examples: "Now I'm gonna go to the hockey rink, to play hockey cause' I never forgot where I came from!" 或者 "Yesterday, we were all four regular hockey players and today we're rock stars!"
The new iCarly
-Too random. It used to be funny but now it's going overboard.
-Gibby: from the small, cute and fun chubby guy who takes off his 衬衫 to an unfunny and uninteresting teen. (I get it, everyone grows up but he could still be funny!)
-The specials that they have, aren't really special. Examples: iStart a 粉丝 War-everyone was fighting in the entire episode. Nothing interesting happened!Characters from Zoey 101 and 鸭, 德雷克 and Josh appeared. Really Dan? Using the same storyline on them too? You've got to be kidding. iParty with Victorious-that could've been an episode alone without Victorious. It was a very simple storyline, I didn't see anything special about it.
-Spencer-from the crazy unpredictable artist into the boring OOC person. (Why he's boring: going into bookclubs, sharing recipes, etc.)
-They are making the couple that everyone's been waiting for (That's right, I'm talking about Seddie!) into everyone's disappointment! Seriously, Dan made Seddie look like their disappointing Carly, Gibby, Spencer, really everyone! Seddie was supposed to be this cute, unpredictable couple!
Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures
-They literally changed my definition of epic.
-Not funny at all!
-Characters 表演 stupid. -_-
-Trying too hard to make this look like a strong friendship
-The names Bucket and Skinner. Was Dan on drugs when he was picking the names?!
-Giving hints that they are gay. (I'm not saying that being gay is a bad thing, but if their 表演 like it, they should really make it official) I mean, Bucket and Skinner have dressed up like women, twice, not once, TWICE, (well, at least Skinner has) and have kissed each other on the 显示 (Skinner was playing the female part and Bucket was the male lead in a play)
What I have to say to Nickelodeon: ARE 你 KIDDING ME 或者 ARE 你 KIDDING. Dan, I'm pretty sure 你 brain has stopped working.
And finally, from 迪士尼 Channel:
A.N.T Farm
-Terrible 表演 and too much overreacting.
-Trying to make Chyna an attention hog(making her sing in episodes)
-Making Chyna's dad look cheap. (Giving Chyna and cameron poorly gifts like a nasty, dirty book bag 或者 a little tiny broken bike.)
-Stupidity
Jessie
-Can 你 say racist? They make the Indian boy wear Indian clothes all the time, talk about his culture, and force his accent! We get it, he's Indian!
-The worst 表演 I've seen ever. These kids have no talent what so ever!
EDIT: (idea from justleeelee) The theme song! When it goes,"Hey Jessie!" I say,"Hey Jessie! Shut up and get off the TV screen!" :D
Phineas and Ferb
-Same thing every thing episode.
-Singing songs now? That's not helping 你 there.
-The annoying voices
-Trying to make Perry look so mysterious and so original.
What I have to say to 迪士尼 Channel: No me gusta.
(Sorry for the long reasons!)
From Cartoonnetwork:
The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn 由 a 7 年 old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would 列表 更多 reasons but I only saw the 显示 for 2 秒 that I'm never gonna get back.)
Destroy Build Destroy
-Pointless violence. -_-
-The 标题 should speak for itself.
-There's some 40 年 old guy screaming in your face about blowing things up. That's all I should have to say! o_O
Johnny Test
-Ooh a talking dog! How original. -_-
The Amazing World of Gumball
-If their cartoons, why is the setting, real life?
-The main character, Gumball, is of course clueless and annoying trying (and failing) to be funny.
Dude, What Would Happen?
-The three main characters act like every spec of life is so awesome and epic.
-Same thing every episode. The guys think of something to do, do it, say things like,"Dude that was so awesome!" and call it a day.
What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: I do not no a single person that watches your network anymore. And I know a lot of people.I never hear anyone say,"Oh my God Destroy Build Destroy is so awesome!" 或者 "LOL The Amazing World of Gumball is hilarious!"
From Nickelodeon:
T.U.F.F Puppy
-The exact same 动画片 as Fairly Odd Parents
-The main character 表演 stupid. Seriously, we don't 哈哈 at stupid people anymore!
-Evil Cockroaches. That's all I should have to say.
The Penguins of Madagadcar
-The whole based off of 电影院 thing. Isn't working for 你 Nick.
-The whole taking the most 流行的 character(s) and making its own thing. That isn't working for 你 either.
-Making the penguins look uninteresting.
Big Time Rush
-Again with the whole 表演 like idiots thing.
-No one can relate to them!
-Can 你 say attention hogs? 唱歌 in every episode, really?
-All of Kendall's lines are cheesy! Examples: "Now I'm gonna go to the hockey rink, to play hockey cause' I never forgot where I came from!" 或者 "Yesterday, we were all four regular hockey players and today we're rock stars!"
The new iCarly
-Too random. It used to be funny but now it's going overboard.
-Gibby: from the small, cute and fun chubby guy who takes off his 衬衫 to an unfunny and uninteresting teen. (I get it, everyone grows up but he could still be funny!)
-The specials that they have, aren't really special. Examples: iStart a 粉丝 War-everyone was fighting in the entire episode. Nothing interesting happened!Characters from Zoey 101 and 鸭, 德雷克 and Josh appeared. Really Dan? Using the same storyline on them too? You've got to be kidding. iParty with Victorious-that could've been an episode alone without Victorious. It was a very simple storyline, I didn't see anything special about it.
-Spencer-from the crazy unpredictable artist into the boring OOC person. (Why he's boring: going into bookclubs, sharing recipes, etc.)
-They are making the couple that everyone's been waiting for (That's right, I'm talking about Seddie!) into everyone's disappointment! Seriously, Dan made Seddie look like their disappointing Carly, Gibby, Spencer, really everyone! Seddie was supposed to be this cute, unpredictable couple!
Bucket and Skinner's Epic Adventures
-They literally changed my definition of epic.
-Not funny at all!
-Characters 表演 stupid. -_-
-Trying too hard to make this look like a strong friendship
-The names Bucket and Skinner. Was Dan on drugs when he was picking the names?!
-Giving hints that they are gay. (I'm not saying that being gay is a bad thing, but if their 表演 like it, they should really make it official) I mean, Bucket and Skinner have dressed up like women, twice, not once, TWICE, (well, at least Skinner has) and have kissed each other on the 显示 (Skinner was playing the female part and Bucket was the male lead in a play)
What I have to say to Nickelodeon: ARE 你 KIDDING ME 或者 ARE 你 KIDDING. Dan, I'm pretty sure 你 brain has stopped working.
And finally, from 迪士尼 Channel:
A.N.T Farm
-Terrible 表演 and too much overreacting.
-Trying to make Chyna an attention hog(making her sing in episodes)
-Making Chyna's dad look cheap. (Giving Chyna and cameron poorly gifts like a nasty, dirty book bag 或者 a little tiny broken bike.)
-Stupidity
Jessie
-Can 你 say racist? They make the Indian boy wear Indian clothes all the time, talk about his culture, and force his accent! We get it, he's Indian!
-The worst 表演 I've seen ever. These kids have no talent what so ever!
EDIT: (idea from justleeelee) The theme song! When it goes,"Hey Jessie!" I say,"Hey Jessie! Shut up and get off the TV screen!" :D
Phineas and Ferb
-Same thing every thing episode.
-Singing songs now? That's not helping 你 there.
-The annoying voices
-Trying to make Perry look so mysterious and so original.
What I have to say to 迪士尼 Channel: No me gusta.
