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posted by azkaban
It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] 或者 [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky 或者 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for
election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a report? We call UP our friends,
brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.

At other times this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A
drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP,
look UP the word UP in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If 你 are UP to it, 你 might try building UP a 列表 of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if 你 don't give UP, 你 may wind UP with a hundred 或者 more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. One could go on & on, but I'll 包, 换行 it UP, for now....my time is UP!

Oh....one 更多 thing:
What is the first thing 你 do in the morning & the last thing 你 do at night?

U
P !




Did that one crack 你 UP?


Now
I'll shut UP.
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posted by K5-HOWL
When life gives 你 a hundred reasons to cry, 显示 life that 你 have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who 你 are and say what 你 feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your 心 broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend 或者 maybe even fall in 爱情 with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and 爱情 like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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posted by milorox18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If 你 think you're fat, 你 probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If 你 ask a 问题 你 don't want an answer to, expect an
answer 你 don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless 你 are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need 更多 ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to 评论 one? 或者 many if 你 have many. anyways thanks for 阅读 this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I 说 starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky 说 starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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posted by sarabeara
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best 老友记 and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the 下一个 morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The 秒 one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
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This is one of the 5 视频 that are 最佳, 返回页首 rated 由 people on youtube.
video
funny
crazy
lmfao
rofl
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posted by nessienjake
wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while 你 sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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