随意 Article: 5 things a TRUE best freind does

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posted by saphire1031

1) If 你 fall, a freind will pick 你 up. A best freind will push 你 back down.

2) If 你 want food, a freind will get 你 food. A best freind will make 你 get her/him food.

3) If 你 get hurt, a freind will run to your aid. A best freind will gabb your arm and say "Suck it up."

4) If 你 are late for the bus, a freind will stay behind. A best freind will rush you.

5) If 你 are sad, a freind will comfort you. A best freind will make it all ok.

I have a best freind just like this so I decided to put it in words...

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 1 other like this

mindy890 My best friend is like that!

ZAGR4ever Hahaha.

lily15o01 i h8 it

saphire1031 Your opinion

seki so sweet...

Shadowmarioking Another thing a best friend might do is correct your spelling! *friend This proves nothing. I am not a best friend towards you. I am simply caring and trying to help the way you spell.

saphire1031 Sorry. Not a speller, I'm a writer. Word edits spelling usually.

saphire1031 And thanks for all the nice comments you guys!

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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

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LoL- So True!!

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Further Proof that the Human Race is Doomed through Stupidity

posted by milorox18

In case 你 needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson 《冰雪奇缘》 dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).

On Tesco's 提拉米苏甜点 (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh,...