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1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.

2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.

3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"

4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.

5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!

6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.

7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"

8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.

9. Bring your 老友记 along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our 显示 today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see 你 again....
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Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her 钱包 and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do 你 have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known 你 were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”



Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...
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