随意 Article: A 列表 of Sites 你 Probably Should Avoid!

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posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that 你 probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add 更多 to the 列表 when I find 更多 sites I think 你 should probably avoid. So if anyone sends 你链接 to the following sites, 你 have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad 由 the name of the 网址 but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS 你 ARE A SICKO I ADVISE 你 NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info
omglol.tk
fudgepipe.com
eatingcream.com
fanbangho.com
sweety.biz
sourpatch.org
lemonparty.org
jewsnip.com
tubgirl.com
hai2u.com
fuck.org
motherman.com
mangems.com
youaresogay.com
drewpickles.com
skindroop.com
2guys1horse.com
nutgobbler.com
cherrycake.org
thepounder.com
l33thaxor.tk
bottleguy.com
mudfall.com
workse.cx
charonboat.com
bagslap.com
thewillpower.org
yourmom.org
festered.com
yellaface.com
macory.com
stagparty.us
whoomp.org
k-k-k.com
shitpassion.com
goregasm.com
ogrish.com
gurochan.net
stainedass.co.nr
jewdiamonds.co.nr
kids-in-sandbox.com/
gooork.com
2girls1cracker.com
cupchicks.com
2guys1hole.com
bmepainolympics2.com
nutsindaass.com
mrshands.com
1Priest1Nun.com
bowlgirl.com
eelsoup.net
goatsegirl.org
lolhello.com
mudmonster.org
nutabuse.com
suckdude.com
turdgasm.com
vomitgirl.org
4girlsfingerpaint.com
1guy1mudpie.com
2girls1fleshlight.com
ugly.blerp.org
***.on.nimp.org
sourpatch.org
out.ihang.org
motherman.com
mangems.com
drewpickles.com
nutgobbler.com
removed.us
watchmcrankdat.com
thatshot.org
melondude.com
grubbychicks.com
fishermen.ytmnd.com
ratemyshocker.com
thatsnotsexy.com
denial.be
swollentip.com
pressurespot.com
landslide.nu
prolapseman.com
themacuser.org
homewares.org
walkthedinosaur.com
lolshock.com
bouncecup.com
moldymen.com
prolapseman.com
themacuser.org
loltrain.com
fruitlauncher.com
octopusgirl.com
milkfountain.com
japscat.org
dadparty.com
clownsong.com
phonejapan.com
wormgush.com
whipcrack.org
funnelchair.com
phonetrace.org
doesthatwork.co.uk
poobutton.com
[yourname].rickrolling.com
ouchmyeyes.com
4girls1mouth.com

I'm not sure if all of these sites are 'Trick' urls to sites that take 你 to some stuff 你 probably don't want to see, as I haven't been on most of them and I just got from a 列表 I found whilst trying to find sites I should avoid and after being tricked into going on one of them.

Oh yeah! 你 could send some of these to people 你 want to trick 或者 warn.

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-Felicia- all of them are probly made by the same guy

CandyforniaGurl I have a feeling most of these are porn sites. Is that why we should avoid them? By the way, my cousins and friends used to talk about 2girls1cup as if it were an awesome show or something. :S Oh and do any of these have scary things that pop out?

SheWolf11 ..........Yourmom.org? XD

xAyumuEndless ^ Fuck.org? Goregasm? .. Euw.

kairi13050 now i wanna see them! i'm tempted! and btw, you have a LOT of them in there more than once.

noobio7143 some of the URLs were disturbing

NerdyBanana I just had to search one...

katetekiku So are these sites where a face pops up and scares the crap out of you or... like... something else...?

dizzydiscgirl Thanks For the info :)

BigSis35 What's the rickrolled one? i want to go one it so badly now> lol i love being rickrolled. but i wont cause you know.... im not a sicko of any sort in truths.

DarkAngelPony okay seriously who ever thought these up needs a freaking MRI. I don't think people like this are quite right upstairs. oh another one to avoid is FML which actually stands for Fuck My Life. fool of trolls who use the most obscene uncalled for strong language. I joined thinking it was just some ordinary blogging site but when I read the Bold print I immediately deactivated my account with them. Never again will I make that mistake shudders

popa1 I was lured into one as well, it's not on this list I think, it's a tumblr and it was full of sick anthro pony pictures.

mxxnwalkeer Are these all porn sites?? :O

Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH Is NormalPornForNormalPeople on here? I'm surprised I didn't see it.

EmilyMJFan910 I was 0.00000001 seconds into reading the list when any and all curiosity about it had suddenly fizzled into oblivion forever.

Mystrygal gooog!curiosity is killin' me! now i might just visit each one of 'em for fun.........

astigpinoy 4/20 didnt cringe

TheCountess Normally, my curiosity would get the best of me, but not this time! Most of the URLs make it easy to guess what might appear, but others don't, so thanks for the warning.

QueenofthePika 2men1horse... Disturbing images are popping in my head.

ilovemichael17 I lot of them are lolshock websites and yes I saw a lot of those video

Wadewest909 Cp nudes

SombraLyf Missed one fanpop.com/clubs/random

Rihanna312 ^ And with the modern layout xD

RougeTheBat844 Huh!?

RougeTheBat844 These are invalid af

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My "bbff"

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the 心 one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do 你 know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...

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伊凡塞斯 lyrics-My Last Breath

posted by LizzyTheCat

Hold on to me, 爱情
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I 爱情你 and I'm not afraid, oh

Can 你 hear me?
Can 你 feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 你
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow 树
(Come and find me)

I know 你 hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of 你
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...

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5 ways to annoy people in a test

posted by sakurahanazono

1.) Start saying the 问题 really loudly and if they try to tell 你 to be quite say "shhh this is a test 你 know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering 随意 numbers to the person 下一个 to 你 and then when the teacher tells 你 off say "They made me give them the 答案或者 they 说 they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at 你 say "What are 你 lookin at!" 或者 "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on 最佳, 返回页首 of the 表 and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have 你 been spying on me and teling it everything!"

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Book 2,Sarah)

posted by adaug

"Where is Maybelle?"Alicia asked.
"I don't-"I was cut off
"Help!Help me!I need help!Please!!"A familiar voice begged.
"MAYBELLE!"we all 说 in unison.
We followed the voice into a huge hut.
"Maybelle!Where are you?"I asked.
I ran as fast as I could.I couldn't wait for them to catch up.I saw a door with a small window.I looked in and saw Ariana.When she turned back,I ran back.
"Help!Help me!Help m-MM!MUHH!MMMMMHHH!"Maybelle yelled.
I ran to the door Maybelle and Ariana were in.I knocked on the door,got out my sword,and waited for Ariana to come out.
"What?Wh-AH!"She said.
"You said,you'd leave my friends...

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城堡 in the sky-lyrics :)

posted by tokidoki123

There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my 幻想 is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with 龙 now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a 城堡 in the sky
或者 there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
幻想 is not a crime
Find your 城堡 in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads 你 to the moon 'cause..."

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Dangerous and Adventurous (Chapter 6)

posted by adaug

Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK 你 LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get 你 to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom 说 and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia 说 and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...

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Are 你 Afraid Of This?(Chapter 2)

posted by adaug

It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth 或者 Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a 枕头 and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth 或者 dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth 或者 dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare 你 to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...

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131 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 图书 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from 你 (Example: When in a car 或者 an elevator). If 你 don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and 圣诞节 and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their 最喜爱的 song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...

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what women should tell men...but don't

posted by bubbletl

What women should tell men...but don't

1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.

2. The 下一个 time 你 and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a 民意调查 to see which of 你 successfully aim at the toilet rim.

3. If we're watching football with 你 - it's not bonding - it's their butts.

4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever 你 have to say after the movie.

5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.

6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.

7. If 你 were really looking for an honest answer, you...

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Respectfully Cheating

posted by karpach_14

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have 你 ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would 你 ask such a 问题 now? 你 don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when 你 were 35 years old and 你 really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give 你 a loan? Remember how one 日 the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no 问题 asked?"

"Oh, Betty, 你 did that for me!...

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 你你 twit she was only after your money and could have 给 a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can 你 guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell 你 about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair 或者 putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The 下一个 chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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The Shaggy 狗 Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" 或者 "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He 说 "I'd like to have one too." Then I 说 "But this is a dog". He 说 he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He 说 I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can 你 believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how 你 respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 你 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee 更多 than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My 心 skips a beat
When 你 walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with 你 until the end

I give my 心 and my soul to you
To make 你 see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant 你 see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what 你 want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope 你 are getting use to this 显示 cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did 你 say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope 你 enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE 你 AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING 你 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST 星, 星级 IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T 你 EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO 你 BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF 或者 I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the 显示 earlyer!Bye!
The End

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InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying 首页 and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING 由 TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go 由 car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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a 随意 song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i 爱情 cereal yes i do

i 爱情 cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i 爱情 cerial yes i do i 爱情 cerial 你 better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if 你 can't have crealeal

do not steal

i 爱情 creal yes we do i 爱情 ceral 你 should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i 爱情 ccerale yes i do

i 爱情 crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some 随意 songs 你 made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where 你 keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid 或者 nawt!!
3.Who 你 talk 2 on the phone
4.THat 你 are super jelous 或者 other girls (or boys)
5.That 你 hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up 你 will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That 你 have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart 你 are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!