1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN 锦标 LOCK OVERUSE 锦标 LOCK! WHEN 你 REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL 锦标 THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky 锦标 Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks 你 what 你 mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If 你 are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing 随意 letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the 问题 mark (i.e. Could my 日 get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 你 will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the 评论 with 随意 information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, 评论 on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" 或者 something along those lines. 你 can also post 评论 asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" 或者 ":P" with no rhyme 或者 reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" 或者 "I sent 你 a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the 电子邮箱 does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person 你 are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what 你 are trying to say. If they ask 你 how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a 论坛 and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as 你 can. Don't only use those 你 have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN 或者 other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN 你 can "appear offline" so if 你 carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because 你 keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until 你 are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, 或者 even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi 或者 hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are 你 and where do 你 live?" even if 你 know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', 或者 make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, 或者 say something like 'girl' 或者 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your 太空 bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. 或者 better yet, use spaces when 你 tell them your 太空 bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when 你 post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and 你 can be 更多 positive 由 saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell 你 to stop, act like 你 have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' 或者 user 你 know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, 或者 your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single 移动 that 你 make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page 或者 group titled your name. Invite everyone 你 do 或者 do not know to join.
43. 电子邮箱 really annoying forwards to everyone, 或者 make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the 下一个 秒 if 你 don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to 电子邮箱 你 ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky 锦标 Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks 你 what 你 mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If 你 are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing 随意 letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the 问题 mark (i.e. Could my 日 get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 你 will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the 评论 with 随意 information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, 评论 on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" 或者 something along those lines. 你 can also post 评论 asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" 或者 ":P" with no rhyme 或者 reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" 或者 "I sent 你 a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the 电子邮箱 does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person 你 are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what 你 are trying to say. If they ask 你 how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a 论坛 and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as 你 can. Don't only use those 你 have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN 或者 other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN 你 can "appear offline" so if 你 carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because 你 keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until 你 are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, 或者 even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi 或者 hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are 你 and where do 你 live?" even if 你 know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', 或者 make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, 或者 say something like 'girl' 或者 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your 太空 bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. 或者 better yet, use spaces when 你 tell them your 太空 bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when 你 post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and 你 can be 更多 positive 由 saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell 你 to stop, act like 你 have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' 或者 user 你 know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, 或者 your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single 移动 that 你 make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page 或者 group titled your name. Invite everyone 你 do 或者 do not know to join.
43. 电子邮箱 really annoying forwards to everyone, 或者 make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the 下一个 秒 if 你 don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to 电子邮箱 你 ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
