I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
玫瑰 are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at 你 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can 吻乐队（Kiss） a guy* a bird can 吻乐队（Kiss） a butterfly* the rising sun can 吻乐队（Kiss） the grass* but 你 my friend!! yes you!! 你 CAN 吻乐队（Kiss） MY ASS*******
If 你 didn't have feet 你 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 你 wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for 你 %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but 你 need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like 你 are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside 由 itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told 你 I thought 你 were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not 你 again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but 你 abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called 你 first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick 你 should wear a condom on your head so 你 can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. 你 just helped me realize it.
Until 你 called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If 你 ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would 你 say when 你 got there?
Wow, 你 looked a lot hotter from a distance!
取消 my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer 你 the first 25 times, what makes 你 think the 下一个 25 will work?
how do 你 keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like 你 fell out of the ugly 树 and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to 你 seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop 你 when 你 were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made 你 but we all make mistakes.
Remember 耶稣 loves 你 but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't 你 go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less 问题 and a little 更多 shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this 列表 doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When 你 were born 你 were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom 说 never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! 你 must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like 你 but if 你 really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
你 know the drill! 你 leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They 说 they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are 你 bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to 你 and your stupid nonsense.
你 dont know me, 你 just wish 你 did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't 你 go play in traffic?!
你 have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont 你 take a 日 off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
玫瑰 are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at 你 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can 吻乐队（Kiss） a guy* a bird can 吻乐队（Kiss） a butterfly* the rising sun can 吻乐队（Kiss） the grass* but 你 my friend!! yes you!! 你 CAN 吻乐队（Kiss） MY ASS*******
If 你 didn't have feet 你 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 你 wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for 你 %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but 你 need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like 你 are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside 由 itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told 你 I thought 你 were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not 你 again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but 你 abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called 你 first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick 你 should wear a condom on your head so 你 can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. 你 just helped me realize it.
Until 你 called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If 你 ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would 你 say when 你 got there?
Wow, 你 looked a lot hotter from a distance!
取消 my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer 你 the first 25 times, what makes 你 think the 下一个 25 will work?
how do 你 keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like 你 fell out of the ugly 树 and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to 你 seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop 你 when 你 were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made 你 but we all make mistakes.
Remember 耶稣 loves 你 but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't 你 go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less 问题 and a little 更多 shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this 列表 doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When 你 were born 你 were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom 说 never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! 你 must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like 你 but if 你 really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
你 know the drill! 你 leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They 说 they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are 你 bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to 你 and your stupid nonsense.
你 dont know me, 你 just wish 你 did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't 你 go play in traffic?!
你 have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont 你 take a 日 off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge 粉丝 of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
你 type in the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all 你 have to do is type into the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ 评论 I'll make a new 文章 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
你 type in the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all 你 have to do is type into the 评论 section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ 评论 I'll make a new 文章 answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Comment now!
《冰雪奇缘》 fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on 最佳, 返回页首 of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE 城堡 for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up 随意 snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets 更多 sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts 表演 like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to 床, 床上 they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets 更多 sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts 表演 like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to 床, 床上 they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
