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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just 迷失 my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I 迷失 my contact lens!

Could 你 stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do 你 mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...
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1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN 锦标 LOCK OVERUSE 锦标 LOCK! WHEN 你 REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL 锦标 THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky 锦标 Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks 你 what 你 mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say...
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