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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized 由 irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing 或者 two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points for the bride, in paraphrase: her wedding is going to be tacky, she’s too picky of an eater, her sense of humor sucks, and her stepson is making a dreadful choice in marrying her. And one 更多 thing: her out-of-work parents are cheap.

When Withers received the 电子邮箱 (Bourne sent it three times to be sure) she did what anyone would do: she forwarded it to a few 老友记 to share in the shock. What was the alternative —respond with a 'frowny' face? But instead of simply offering advice, some anonymous friend got pro-active and forwarded Bourne’s e-attack, launching a viral sensation in a matter of hours. Now everyone in the Western Hemisphere has laid eyes on Bourne’s email.

In a way, it’s the ultimate revenge on a mother-in-law who needed to be put in her place after such power-mongering. But it’s not going to make for smooth wedding. Bourne has been labeled the mother-in-law from hell 由 media outlets and Withers’ father Alan has fueled the 火, 消防 由 publicly calling Bourne “Miss fancy pants." Now parents on both sides of the couple are fueding and nobody's manners are in check. Suggestion for Heidi and Freddie, her groom: elope.

Bourne has told London's Telegraph she still plans to attend the wedding, but will maintain a "dignified silence." She may know about English etiquette but she’s clueless about the cardinal rule of the Internet: never send an 电子邮箱 你 don’t want the world to see. 你 almost have to feel bad for the lady, mom-zilla 或者 not. That is, until 你 read the actual 电子邮箱 she sent Withers. Here’s an excerpt:

from: Carolyn Bourne
to: heidi withers
subject: your lack of manners

Here are a few examples of your lack of manners:

When 你 are a guest in another's house, 你 do not declare what 你 will and will not eat - unless 你 are positively allergic to something.

你 do not remark that 你 do not have enough food.

你 do not start before everyone else.

你 do not take additional helpings without being invited to 由 your host.

When a guest in another's house, 你 do not lie in 床, 床上 until late morning in households that rise early - 你 fall in line with house norms.

你 should never ever insult the family 你 are about to 加入 at any time and most definitely not in public. I gather 你 passed this off as a joke but the reaction in the pub was one of shock, not laughter.

你 regularly draw attention to yourself. Perhaps 你 should ask yourself why. No one gets married in a 城堡 unless they own it. It is brash, celebrity style behaviour.

I understand your parents are unable to contribute very much towards the cost of your wedding. (There is nothing wrong with that except that convention is such that one might presume they would have saved over the years for their daughters' marriages.)

If this is the case, it would be most ladylike and gracious to lower your sights and have a modest wedding as befits both your incomes.

One could be accused of thinking that Heidi Withers must be patting herself on the back for having caught a most eligible young man. I pity Freddie.

Ouch. There's no denying it's harsh, but if you've ever been in the line of 火, 消防 in a wedding party, 你 know marriage anxieties strike darkness in the hearts of man. What do 你 think: Is this mom's 电子邮箱 forgivable?
okay, on my 5 completely 随意 things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as 你 can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as 你 can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend 你 try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT 或者 IT WON'T WORK AND 你 WILL WISH 你 HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK 你 OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT 你 ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise 你 WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. 下一个 to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS 你 WANT. ~ 3....
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The 最佳, 返回页首 six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as 你 have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command 或者 File Name" is about as informative as

"If 你 don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as 你 make a commitment to one, 你 find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around 你 has an attitude problem
2.your adding 浓情巧克力 chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything 你 say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive 你 crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and 你 just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to 冲床 someone without a reason
12.if 你 start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if 你 were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give 你 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so 你 know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a 《勇敢传说》 who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This 《勇敢传说》 had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that 你 just wanna 冲床 in the face , then someohow , 你 end up in a relationship with them , 你 fall in 爱情 , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing 你 want to burn either (:]) Well if 你 still have feelings for that person im gonna help 你 get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap 你 guys (: , ohk so 你 could first start off 由 doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave 你 on 火, 消防 ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be 给 LIFE in prison without the possibility 或者 parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet 蟒蛇, python refused to eat it was 给 three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD 展示 Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the 蟒蛇, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the 蟒蛇, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf 或者 date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the 下一个 time.....thank u all for 阅读 this..and plz 评论 ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think 或者 relate to these, in some way 或者 another:

-When 你 forget someone's name 你 wait for someone else to say it so 你 don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't 删除 my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and 你 are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are 你 kidding me?' even though 你 know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when 你 grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when 你 cheat,we hate 你 and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like 你 understand PMS,because 你 dont.So stop 表演 like it.

4.when 你 stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and 你 get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So 你 may as well stfu.

5.when 你 flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if 你 arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like 你 dont care.We want...
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1)Devise a secret code with your 老友记 then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask 问题 so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s 问题 in slow motion 2)Answer 问题 only with one word
3)Scream 随意 words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” 或者 “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer 问题 in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 由 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 你 think."

7. Claim that 你 must always wear a bicycle 头盔 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway 你 never take, 或者 teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from 迷失 to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see 你 crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person 或者 kindly...
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Like the 标题 says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My 老友记 说 that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to 日本动漫 and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley 你 remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex 你 remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did 你 get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have 你 know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few 秒 later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating 你 this way and 你 know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo 或者 yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome 或者 disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious 或者 vile; an action that arouses disgust 或者 abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with 你 at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak 你 soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different 街, 街道 in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made 你 feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of 首页 that it always gave me. I also made new 老友记 immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a 香蕉 strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the 列表 你 have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the 香蕉 peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 显示 themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if 你 are near a slippery...
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