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posted by kinga10111
50 随意 问题 people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will 你 marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I know 你 are, but what am I?
19. What's for dinner?
20. Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
21. Are 你 almost done?
22. Could 你 point that the other way?
23. Mind if I play through?
24. Are 你 going to eat all of that?
25. Don't I know 你 from somewhere?
26. How do I convert degrees to radians?
27. Could 你 please pass the salt?
28. What's that scent you're wearing?
29. Which floor?
30. Paper 或者 plastic?
31. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
32. Who are you?
33. Could 你 repeat that?
34. If all your 老友记 jumped off a cliff, would you?
35. Why is water wet?
36. What are the seven wonders of the world?
37. Is it in you?
38. What are 你 looking at?
39. Gotta light?
40. What would 耶稣 do?
41. Where's Waldo?
42. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
43. What's that smell?
44. Where's the beef?
45. Is 桌上, 桌面 fusion a pipe dream?
46. Are 你 listening to me?
47. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
48. Shaken 或者 stirred?
49. Why is six afraid of seven?
50. What was the question?
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As a journalist, I decided to go to the animal, and interview some of the "inmates". I wanted to know what it was like in there from their perspective. What follows is not for the faint of heart.

I entered the building, and one of the workers accompanied me to the holding area. This is where 狗 are kept before they are allowed up for adoption. IF they are allowed up for adoption. If the 狗 are found to be aggressive in any way, euthanasia is employed. Fortunately, if "fortunately" is the word to be used here. In this establishment, and they use lethal injection, not a gas chamber.

The shelter...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
If your someone that hates being alone 或者 just feels they dont fit in then maybe 你 will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would 爱情 to change lots of things about there life but really what would 你 change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if 你 have ever been depressed 你 will understand what i mean people think just because 你 have one happy 日 with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy 日 with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot 更多 than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people...
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Taylor's POV:
The 下一个 night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If 你 step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
posted by kassilove
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of 埃米纳姆 aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of 埃米纳姆 and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” 或者 even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
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The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501


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Have your 老友记 call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools 日 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033


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Celebrate our 最喜爱的 holiday (or any 日 for that matter) with the April Fool's 日 Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842


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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

(i had to add that extra gunk) XD
posted by Cantwait4book5
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses 建议 to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she 说 that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned 由 a east coast resident, which was 发布 on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank 你 for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...
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posted by xSiVePux
I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered 问题 has been solved out 由 the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back 由 those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my 心 still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...
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posted by demon_wolf
noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment 或者 deep affection, as for a parent, child, 或者 friend.
3.
sexual passion 或者 desire.
4.
a person toward whom 爱情 is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, 或者 the like): Would 你 like to see a movie, love?
6.
a 爱情 affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros 或者 Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...
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I know some 问题 about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell 你 the 答案


first, 你 can NOT see polar bears in the 街, 街道 and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.


second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile


Thats all i know but know 你 won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is 阅读 this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)