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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like 你 for a minute, and then forget 你 afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are 你 doing something?" 或者 "Have 你 eaten already?" are the first usual 问题 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

Guys hate it when 你 talk about your ex-boyfriend.

When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

Guys want to tell 你 many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell 你 many things and it is drinking!

Guys cry!!!

Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

Guys can never dream and hope too much.

Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

When 你 touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what 你 are thinking.

Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" 或者 makes any excuses when you're asking him to do 你 a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like 你 and he can't lay down the card for you.

When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

你 have to tell a guy what 你 really want before he gets the message clearly.

Guys 爱情 their moms.

A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get 你 a couple of roses.

A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

你 can never understand him unless 你 listen to him.

If a guy tells 你 he loves 你 once in a lifetime. He does.

Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.

Guys are very open about themselves.

It's good to test a guy first before 你 believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

No guy is bad when he is flirting

Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty

Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with 你 may end up being admired 由 your boyfriend.

If a guy tells 你 about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. 你 don't need to give advice.

A usual act that proves that the guy likes 你 is when he teases you.

A guy finds ways to keep 你 off from linking with someone else.

Guys 爱情 girls with brains 更多 than girls in miniskirts usually.

Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

Guys virtually brag about anything.

Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them

Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy!

Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years 或者 more.

你 have to tell a guy what 你 really want before getting involved with that guy.

A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in 爱情 and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot 更多 than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

Guys are 老虎 in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

When a guy asks 你 to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"

Guys don't really have final decisions.

When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

If a guy has been kept shut 或者 silent, say something.

Guys believe that there's no such thing as 爱情 at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

Guys like femininity not feebleness.

Guys don't like girls who 冲床 harder than they do.

A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

Guys 爱情 girls who can cook 或者 bake.

Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

A guy has 更多 problems than 你 can see with your naked eyes.

A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do 更多 repelling than attracting guys.

Guys are 更多 talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still 爱情 them more.

When a guy gives a crooked 或者 pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

Any guy can handle his problems all 由 his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of 你 或者 he's criticizing you.

When 你 catch him cheating on 你 and he asks for a 秒 chance, give it to him. But when 你 catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

If a guy lets 你 go, he really loves you.

If 你 have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at 你 and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves 你 更多 than your boyfriend does.

Guys learn from experience not from the romance 图书 that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

你 can tell if a guy is really hurt 或者 in pain when he cries in front of you!

If a guy suddenly asks 你 for a date, ask him first why.

When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters 你 and sometimes makes fun of you.

你 can truly say that a guy has good intentions if 你 see him praying sometimes.

Guys seek for 建议 not from a guy but from a girl.

Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

Guys hate girls who overreact.

Guys 爱情 你 更多 than 你 爱情 them if they are serious in your relationships.
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posted by smileypop9
1.When 你 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a 冷却器 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 列表 is on my 台, 办公桌 for the part 你 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 列表 on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 分钟 stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a 爱情 scene, reach over in front of 你 and cover a 随意 person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 座位 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 下一个 to 你 and say, “you never know”....
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posted by spunkyonyx
Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I 爱情 to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I 爱情 to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby 爱情
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
Butterfly
Candy
Cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear 心
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
Dove
Dream 船, 小船 (this one makes us sound kinda...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one 你 love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say 你 爱情 me unless 你 really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like 你 could 吻乐队(Kiss) my imperfections away,
And I would stand 由 your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to 你 on everything I am,
And I dedicate to 你 all that I have,
And I promise 你 that I will stand right 由 your side,
Forever and always, until the 日 I die.

I’m not crying over what 你 said;
It’s what 你 didn’t say that...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until 你 are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines 你 see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like 你 just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the 食物 in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a 问题 nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
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posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 你 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 嘿 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 你 know 接吻 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 汤 actually makes 你 feel better. 94% of boys would 爱情 it if 你 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 最佳, 返回页首 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 你 when they like you! 89% of guys want 你 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 浓情巧克力 will make 你 feel better! Most...
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犬夜叉
INUYASHA
HERES MY 最佳, 返回页首 TEN 列表 OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE 日本动漫 IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE 你 START WATCHING 你 JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST 日本动漫 IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
日本动漫 SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
火影忍者
NARUTO
樱兰高校男公关部
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 火影忍者 SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
死亡笔记
DEATH NOTE