随意 Article: "Are 你 a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF 你 ARE.

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"Are 你 a stalker" READ THESE 10 THINGS TO SEE IF 你 ARE.

posted by ranmaakane4ever

HAHAHA

HERE I AM AGIAN BUT THIS TIME WITH MY SIBLING...ya!!!so WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE TRAGIC STORY OF STALKERS...SO READ THIS 列表 AND IF 你 DO ANYTHING ON THIS 列表 SEE A DOCTER FAST..SO CALL 555-STLAKER HELP(THIS IS NOT REAL DO NOT CALL AND IF 你 DO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR 你 GETING INVOLVED WITH SOME DILEMA/PROBLEM)PLEASE DO NOT CALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE ME DO NOT CALLL!!!

lIST BEGINS NOW:
1.DO 你 HAVE THE EURGE TO FALLOW PEOPLE AROUND(FRIENDS,GIRLFRIENDS/BOYFRIENDS 或者 WORSE STRANGERS)
2.DO 你 TEXT/CALL CERTIAN PEOPLE 23/7(AS 你 CAN SEE NOT 24/7 BUT 23/7 THAT WAY THEY HAVE 1HR TO RREST)
3.DO 你 LIKE TO KNOW WHERE PEOPLE ARE AT ALL TIMES.
4DO 你 SPY ON ON PEOPLE(HID IN BUSHES,TREES)
5.DO 你 OWN BONOCULARS(PLEASE SAY NO UNLESS A BIRD WACTHER)
6.DO 你 HAVE PLANS (YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 由 THAT.)
7.DO 你 ARRANGE TO BUMP INTO PEOPLE AND ACT LIKE IT WAS FATE!(CREEPER)
8.DID 你 EVER PUT A CHIP ON SOMEONE TO TRACK THEM DOWN AND KNOW WHER THEY ARE AT ALL TIMES.
9.IF 你 KNOW SOMEONE WHO LIKES ONE THING THAT 你 LIKE(SUCH AS MILK)DO 你 THINK ITS MEANT TO BE..
10.LASTLY DO 你 KNOW HOW TO BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES IF SO HOW DO 你 KNOW!!

NOT REALY A STALKER BUT IN AN EP.ACTS LIKE ONE

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 2 others like this

demon_wolf F*ck. I'm a stalker.

boolander25 ..Owning binoculars is actually pretty normal.

lagtr77 DAMMIT

partypony Uh oh...

txter32 I have a teacher that would say yes to all of these things :0

simpleplan ^ wow XD

Perseus54321 I once put a potato chip down my friend's shirt so I could laugh at him as he grabbed it for about twenty minutes, I'm a stalker then since I put a chip on him

ranmaakane4ever haha awesome

FionaLuvsFinn i have a friend that does a lot of that some times to meh

Stare Dad #2 脸谱 Earthquake

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50 ways to be annoying

posted by chattycandy

1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that 你 "like it that way."

2.Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

3.Drum on every available surface.

4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5.Ask 800 operators for dates.

6.Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go."

7.Set alarms for 随意 times.

8.Learn Morse code and have conversations with your 老友记 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeeep Beep, Beep Beeeeep Beep...."

9.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Uncle Bob's stereo with the volume properly adjusted.

10.Honk and wave to strangers.

11.Dress...

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Look Up Your Birthday And See What 你 Are

posted by Bluekait

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25...