10. When being pulled over 由 a cop and he 或者 she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, 你 have been caught speeding, how much do 你 think 你 were going?" Don't say, "Well 你 must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when 你 haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron 或者 born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period 或者 PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have 你 been putting on a little weight?" It's a 婊子, 子 slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and 你 see it don't say, "I thought 你 were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if 你 have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do 婴儿 come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give 你 some bullcrap 或者 worse, tell 你 the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with 更多 people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make 你 lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green 日 粉丝 (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid 或者 may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He 或者 she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick 你 in the nuts (if you're a male) 或者 slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will 显示 your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. 你 have been warned.
9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when 你 haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron 或者 born yesterday.
8. When your older sister is having her period 或者 PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have 你 been putting on a little weight?" It's a 婊子, 子 slap waiting to happen.
7. When your brother has a porno magazine and 你 see it don't say, "I thought 你 were gay!" Though it may be funny, if you're a boy, he'll kill you, if you're a girl he'll ruin your reputation in anyway possible.
6. When your parents ask if 你 have cleaned your room don't say, "I was doing IMPORTANT things!"
5. If your parents are very uptight about the topic of sex don't ask, "Where do 婴儿 come from?" Though their embarrassment is priceless to you, they may either give 你 some bullcrap 或者 worse, tell 你 the horrible truth.
4. If your at confessionals, don't say, "Father, I have sinned, I have slept with a woman before I was married. But, at least I did it with 更多 people than you!" You'd probably go to hell because he does some magic and BAM you're there. Okay, that's not how it is but I'm Jewish, I don't know what happens!
3. Don't say to a Justin Bieber fan, "She (that was intentional) sucks." Their stupidity will make 你 lose five IQ points. Same goes with hardcore Green 日 粉丝 (don't f*** with us) though, we maybe stupid 或者 may not be. It's hard to tell.
2. Never say to a anti-morning person (obviously in the morning) "Good morning! Wonderful day, isn't it?" This includes a smile on your face. He 或者 she will f*cking hate your guts for that portion of the day. Maybe even kick 你 in the nuts (if you're a male) 或者 slap you.
1. Never ever EVER say to a know-it-all they're wrong, they will prove their way into anything. They will 显示 your mistakes and prove they are right. Know-it-alls know how to get under someone's skin. 你 have been warned.
5 更多 incredibly 随意 stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and 随意 in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is 耶稣 Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide 由 zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is 耶稣 Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide 由 zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates 你 , like constantly talking 或者 doing everything 你 do , well im gonna help 你 deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , 你 can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a 枕头 in 你 purse/bag , so if 你 need to scream , scream in the 枕头 , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , 你 COULD use them to block that person out , but studies 显示 that if that person happens to 吞, 燕子 one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav 芭比娃娃 doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , 你 can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a 枕头 in 你 purse/bag , so if 你 need to scream , scream in the 枕头 , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , 你 COULD use them to block that person out , but studies 显示 that if that person happens to 吞, 燕子 one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav 芭比娃娃 doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't 粉丝 anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their 个人资料 and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to 粉丝 someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a 粉丝 of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my 下一个 reason...
If 你 have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to 粉丝 you.
However, if i can see that you're a 粉丝 of 'Random' 或者 'Harry Potter' 或者 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will 粉丝 你 back.
On the other hand, if 你 are looking at this thinking that 你 haven't done any of these things, then feel free to 粉丝 me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to 粉丝 someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a 粉丝 of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my 下一个 reason...
If 你 have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to 粉丝 you.
However, if i can see that you're a 粉丝 of 'Random' 或者 'Harry Potter' 或者 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will 粉丝 你 back.
On the other hand, if 你 are looking at this thinking that 你 haven't done any of these things, then feel free to 粉丝 me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell 你 my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell 你 what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person 你 will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my 爱情 even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell 你 my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell 你 what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person 你 will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my 爱情 even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave 你 hanging. I think my 标题 is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's 说 that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way 或者 another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what 你 think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the 照片 on my end 表 and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what 你 think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the 照片 on my end 表 and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.