Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing 婴儿 one.
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Doesn't it annoy 你 when you're watching your fave 显示 on telly, someone is about to die 或者 something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. 你 know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
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或者 those annoying My Little 小马 adverts. Who the hell would want a 粉, 粉色 glittery freaky 小马 set?
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Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
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Do 你 count the adverts, do 你 make fun of the people on them, do 你 throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
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And I end up being so happy when the adverts stop and my 显示 comes back on...for about 1 分钟 before it's time for an ad again. :/
I swear I'v watched 更多 ads on telly than shows in my whole life. :/
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing 婴儿 one.
.
Doesn't it annoy 你 when you're watching your fave 显示 on telly, someone is about to die 或者 something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. 你 know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...
或者 those annoying My Little 小马 adverts. Who the hell would want a 粉, 粉色 glittery freaky 小马 set?
.
Dishwasher adverts. Why does a mom and a kid always have to be in every dishwasher advert in the UNIVERSE?
...
Do 你 count the adverts, do 你 make fun of the people on them, do 你 throw darts at the TV when they come on? If so, you're not alone.
.
And I end up being so happy when the adverts stop and my 显示 comes back on...for about 1 分钟 before it's time for an ad again. :/
I swear I'v watched 更多 ads on telly than shows in my whole life. :/
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This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point 你 need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit 你 in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...
By this point 你 need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.
You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit 你 in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...
The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!
-Ray
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to 移动 forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me 你 can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The 更多 I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written 由 Sara Nachtman
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to 移动 forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.
The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.
Some people tell me 你 can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't
The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.
Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The 更多 I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.
So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.
This is not mine‚ it was written 由 Sara Nachtman
