1.The 'poke' button on 脸谱 is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I 迷失 my phone, can 你 call it?"
and see how many people call it
5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!
6.don't 你 hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
7.Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men,
Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
8. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costume
to my funeral and doesn't say a word
9."You know you're too drunk to drive when 你 swerve to miss a tree,
and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
10.Dares 你 to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell
"like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"
11.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it
12.Pshhhh I did not fall... The floor looked at me funny
so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
13.My new word for the 日 is FOCUS,
when someone irritates 你 tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
14. Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I 拍击, smack, 味道 你 upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
15.Have 你 ever started laughing for no reason
, then started laughing even harder because 你 were laughing for no reason?
I 爱情 those moments.
16.Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played
17.What the voices in my head tell me to do
would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries
18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it 更多 as 'intense research' on one individual
~ 由 the way, your missing 袜子 is under your bed, with me
19.i think my guardian 天使 is bipolar
20. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised.
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the 下一个 few hours.
21.I didn't trip,
I... I was... uh... just... uh... checking the gravity!
Yeah! Just so 你 know, it's all good, it still works.
22. I dare someone to kidnap me
..as soon as my meds wear off..they'll pay me to leave!
23.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself
and I'm not even listening
24. I'm going out to look for myself,
if 你 see me before i return,
please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.
25.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this,
if your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?
你 阅读 my status 你 stalker!
26.This 年 I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
27.Y'know those signs 你 see in towns that say,
"Drive careful, we 爱情 our children".
DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
28. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!
29. I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's 更多 fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
30.I 爱情 to stand in line at ATM machines,
and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away
31. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
32.Some people were dropped as a baby
. 你 were clearly thrown at a wall. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!
33.Do 你 ever find yourself really bored so 你 go on 脸谱
yet 你 find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?
34.OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number 由 5. Add 20. Did 你 get 12? Neither did I.
I just wanted to see if 你 would do it!
35. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeter
and my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
36.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.
Brunette:But 你 will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
37.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW",
I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR
38.a few days 以前 I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me.
Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
39.things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
40.Ever feel like beating someone with a baseball bat to the point of almost unconsciousness, then setting them on fire? No? Just me?
41. I'm not crazy.. don't 你 judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and 你 don't!
42.i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named him Phillip...i wish the dancing unicorn had seen him but she was too busy laughing at Steve the snake
43. i was sitting there when i got attacked 由 the purple hedgehogs, neon dragons, and glow-in-the-dark leprechauns that kid-napped the unicorn and 草莓 king
44.I have decided to stop pretending and just be that ninja with the magical penguins and 恐龙 and 独角兽 that everyone KNOWS I am.
45.Have 你 ever tried walking into Walmart and yelling red robin! and seeing how many people say YUM red robin, red robin, come on just say yum!
46. Things to do at Walmart #365: bring 或者 take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick 你 out!
47.After watching CSI, Cold case, Law & Order, and all those other educational shows, I'm 99% sure I can make sure nobody notices 你 missing. Just saying...
48.I like to call it doing the world a favor. Homicide is just the technical term
49. i think there's something wrong with my guardian angel.
her wings are black and she's sitting with the devil and laughing hysterically at everything and everyone
50.I got a special care pkg. in the mail. It had duct tape, a meat tenderizer,
a hole 冲床 and a note saying " don't get caught"! (sigh) I 爱情 my friends!
51.I find myself meeting people who give me the honor of thinking up new words... Dipshidiot! (dip-shid-iot)
52.backwards this read 你 making am i why exactly is that, never? 你 to nice been ever I have when since (now read it backwards)
53.What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
54. O I dare 你 to walk up to any officer and say:
I didnt do it I didnt kill her, the assassination wasnt part of the plan.' Then run fast! I bet they'll chase u
55.I'm bored & in need of some adventure. I say we get drunk, get stupid, get a stick, go poke something with teeth and see if we can outrun it.
56.Why do people always think my 老友记 and I are high? WE'RE NOT ON DRUGS! We're just crazy, and loud, and random, and scooby doo (but that's a different story)
57. Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell 你 just did
58.Isn't it funny how everyone thinks they are the normal one in their family?
59.For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
60. im on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...
2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.
4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I 迷失 my phone, can 你 call it?"
and see how many people call it
5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!
6.don't 你 hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and
your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!
7.Robin 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 was a thief, Mario gets high off of Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men,
Sleeping Beauty always slept in, and our parents wonder why WE are bad!
8. In my will, I'm giving $50 to anyone who wears a Grim Reaper costume
to my funeral and doesn't say a word
9."You know you're too drunk to drive when 你 swerve to miss a tree,
and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror."
10.Dares 你 to go outside, throw a rock at your car and yell
"like a good neighbor statefarm is there!"
11.My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity
,I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it
12.Pshhhh I did not fall... The floor looked at me funny
so I used my mad ninja skills to attack
13.My new word for the 日 is FOCUS,
when someone irritates 你 tell them 2 FOCUS (F*** Off Cuz Ur Stupid)
14. Just remember, everything happens for a reason.
So when I 拍击, smack, 味道 你 upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
15.Have 你 ever started laughing for no reason
, then started laughing even harder because 你 were laughing for no reason?
I 爱情 those moments.
16.Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas".
The computer told me "ninjas cannot be found"
Well played, ninjas, well played
17.What the voices in my head tell me to do
would get me arrested in all 50 states and 26 countries
18.Stalking is such a strong word
~ I prefer to think of it 更多 as 'intense research' on one individual
~ 由 the way, your missing 袜子 is under your bed, with me
19.i think my guardian 天使 is bipolar
20. WARNING: I have officially been left unsupervised.
I take no responsibility for what may happen in the 下一个 few hours.
21.I didn't trip,
I... I was... uh... just... uh... checking the gravity!
Yeah! Just so 你 know, it's all good, it still works.
22. I dare someone to kidnap me
..as soon as my meds wear off..they'll pay me to leave!
23.i wonder if its bad when I'm talking to myself
and I'm not even listening
24. I'm going out to look for myself,
if 你 see me before i return,
please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.
25.I know what your doing,I'm watching u do this,
if your wondering what your doing i would know,wanna know what your doing?
你 阅读 my status 你 stalker!
26.This 年 I'm using big words to sound smart...
Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence.
27.Y'know those signs 你 see in towns that say,
"Drive careful, we 爱情 our children".
DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!"
28. No officer, I did not hit her, I simply Fist Pumped her face!
29. I like throwing Skittles at people and shouting TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
but it's 更多 fun to throw tacos at people yelling '
THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!!
30.I 爱情 to stand in line at ATM machines,
and when people put in their PIN, I yell GOT IT then run away
31. Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
32.Some people were dropped as a baby
. 你 were clearly thrown at a wall. Then feed a bottle of wacko-o juice!
33.Do 你 ever find yourself really bored so 你 go on 脸谱
yet 你 find that there is nothing to do except refresh the page until something new pops up?
34.OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number 由 5. Add 20. Did 你 get 12? Neither did I.
I just wanted to see if 你 would do it!
35. im going to get a job at walmart as a greeter
and my words of welcome will be "Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
36.Brunette:When I grow up, I'LL GO TO MARS.
Blondie:When I grow up I'LL GO TO THE SUN.
Brunette:But 你 will burn!
Blondie:Don't be stupid, I'll go at night
37.If somebody throws skittles at me and yells "TASTE THE RAINBOW",
I'm gonna throw a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and yell "TRUST ME I'M THE DOCTOR
38.a few days 以前 I very sternly told the voices in my head to stop talking to me.
Now they are sending me txt mgs say that they r sorry and want to get back2gethr
39.things to do at Walmart: hide behind teddy bears and make evil laughing noises when little kids come by
40.Ever feel like beating someone with a baseball bat to the point of almost unconsciousness, then setting them on fire? No? Just me?
41. I'm not crazy.. don't 你 judge me! Your just jealous cause i get texts from the flying gummy bears and 你 don't!
42.i saw a flying cow yesterday. it was purple and i named him Phillip...i wish the dancing unicorn had seen him but she was too busy laughing at Steve the snake
43. i was sitting there when i got attacked 由 the purple hedgehogs, neon dragons, and glow-in-the-dark leprechauns that kid-napped the unicorn and 草莓 king
44.I have decided to stop pretending and just be that ninja with the magical penguins and 恐龙 and 独角兽 that everyone KNOWS I am.
45.Have 你 ever tried walking into Walmart and yelling red robin! and seeing how many people say YUM red robin, red robin, come on just say yum!
46. Things to do at Walmart #365: bring 或者 take a tent, set it up in a camping supplies corner, and camp out for the weekend until they kick 你 out!
47.After watching CSI, Cold case, Law & Order, and all those other educational shows, I'm 99% sure I can make sure nobody notices 你 missing. Just saying...
48.I like to call it doing the world a favor. Homicide is just the technical term
49. i think there's something wrong with my guardian angel.
her wings are black and she's sitting with the devil and laughing hysterically at everything and everyone
50.I got a special care pkg. in the mail. It had duct tape, a meat tenderizer,
a hole 冲床 and a note saying " don't get caught"! (sigh) I 爱情 my friends!
51.I find myself meeting people who give me the honor of thinking up new words... Dipshidiot! (dip-shid-iot)
52.backwards this read 你 making am i why exactly is that, never? 你 to nice been ever I have when since (now read it backwards)
53.What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck
54. O I dare 你 to walk up to any officer and say:
I didnt do it I didnt kill her, the assassination wasnt part of the plan.' Then run fast! I bet they'll chase u
55.I'm bored & in need of some adventure. I say we get drunk, get stupid, get a stick, go poke something with teeth and see if we can outrun it.
56.Why do people always think my 老友记 and I are high? WE'RE NOT ON DRUGS! We're just crazy, and loud, and random, and scooby doo (but that's a different story)
57. Smile people will wonder what your up to.But grin like crazy and they will want to know what the hell 你 just did
58.Isn't it funny how everyone thinks they are the normal one in their family?
59.For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep.
60. im on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist 或者 something to leave me bankrupt, this 文章 has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film
I: From Humble Beginnings
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Other than horrible gaming journalists not understanding how indie games work, another thing people say is how unfair they can be. Cuphead is unfair because your character only has three hearts on them. Hotline Miami is too hard because enemies can kill 你 in one hit. Slime Rancher is too hard because I can’t feed my Slimes in time. But there is a game out there that I can say with slight certainty that it can feel really unfair at times. A game so difficult that it already has me cursing before the game starts. A Bastard’s Tale.
A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to...
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This review is going to be… a bit harder to talk about. So I bought a game called Revolution 1979: Black Friday, a game that is based on the actual Black Friday of 1979 where thousands of protestors were shot and killed for protesting against their ruler. It was the darkest moment during the Iranian Revolution but is practically never discussed outside of the country. That is where 1979 Revolution comes to discuss matters.
1979 Revolution follows the experience of Reza Shirazi as he is interrogated for information on his involvement with the revolution and his connections to the groups...
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Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?
