A
is for Arteries.
你 know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 你 你 twit she was only after your money and could have 给 a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when 你 took her out and she 说 "I'm not hungry" so 你 figured 你 could take her to a nice place because 你 were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate 更多 than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So 你 flip the bill and are broke for the 下一个 two weeks and she wonders why 你 were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if 你 can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, 你 figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to 日期 her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon 由 both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't 移动 very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on 最佳, 返回页首 she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She 说 she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing 你 for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my 爱情 but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured 你 with the truth. She also tortured 你 with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying 你 hate that 婊子, 子 is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason 你 were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for 你 suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what 你 got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to 你 about taking what P stands for. It also means 你 won't get any for a week.
is for Arteries.
你 know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for 你 你 twit she was only after your money and could have 给 a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when 你 took her out and she 说 "I'm not hungry" so 你 figured 你 could take her to a nice place because 你 were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate 更多 than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So 你 flip the bill and are broke for the 下一个 two weeks and she wonders why 你 were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if 你 can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, 你 figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to 日期 her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon 由 both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't 移动 very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on 最佳, 返回页首 she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She 说 she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing 你 for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my 爱情 but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured 你 with the truth. She also tortured 你 with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying 你 hate that 婊子, 子 is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason 你 were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for 你 suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what 你 got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to 你 about taking what P stands for. It also means 你 won't get any for a week.
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, 你 can't lose!!!!!!!
2. 你 just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 加入 your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give 你 an advantage!!!!!!! 你 can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF 你 WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, 你 can't lose!!!!!!!
2. 你 just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 加入 your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give 你 an advantage!!!!!!! 你 can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF 你 WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Passion unsustainable
My 心 beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my 心 is 分裂, 拆分 in two
Every thought I ever had about 你 are buzzing in my head
I pray one 日 i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
接吻 your lips
I hope one 日 你 dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My 最喜爱的 Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My 最喜爱的 Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez 鸭, 德雷克 Bell!☆ ..... My 最喜爱的 Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby 鸭, 德雷克 钟, 贝尔 Our 爱情 My 格言 I 爱情 Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My 收件箱 Thanks Ooh Please Comment
1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one
2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry
3.be honest
4.right down the 日 u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care
5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)
6.spend time with him
你 can trust me on this :)
7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3
good luck 你 SAW NOTHING
NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake