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1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any 更多 问题 say " why does my 狗 breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ 爱情 (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells 你 to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if 你 dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells 你 to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework
7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are 你 always so negative.
8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!
9. write a note on the bottom of your homework that says if i dont get this correct it was (the smart kids name here)
10. keep droping your pencil and before 你 pick that up stand and say in a loud voice "will anyone get that for me" make sure its right at your feet.
11. start playing an unwanted system like gameboy advanced during class with the volume up high and make alll these shooting sounds like pew pew and car sounds like vroom vroom
12. what ever answer your asked say i dont know 或者 how am i soposed to know that 或者 你 never taught me that and if they say i did yesterday say oh your voice put me to sleep.
13. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos. 14. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it. 15. Type gibberish. When 你 hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while 你 were printing it, and 你 couldn't retrieve the original.
16. on the friday before the super bowl stand up and yell GO NICKS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!
17. stab holes in your paper in those holes put whip cream and say your paper was attacked 由 a porky pine
18. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn".
19. get up durring class and say why isnt this fun? and teh teacher will say something and tehn say ok well ill make it fun then go around the class saying 鸭 鸭 鸭 鸭 鸭 鸭 GOOOOOOSE!
20. come in to class late with a folder that has a stack of papers really thick then say ohh the princapal told me to give 你 my file
21. in gym start tripping and say ahhhhh! my legs my legs then the gym teacher come over and 你 say look what 你 made me do i was looking at your ugly face and 你 made me trip!
22. Ask the teacher how old are they if they respond none of your buisness respond thats because 你 were born before they invented numbers! 23. During english use bad gramer and say things like "we dont need no education" and used made up contractions and made up words
24. start hitting your self during class and say the spirits arggg there fighting me
25. when 写作 a 报道 make it all different sizes and colors
26. ask to go to the bathroom every five 分钟 after awhile announce 你 have a bladder infection
27. run into the principals office and yell reerag and make all these sick sounds and yell i forgot my pills
28. Run in the hall way when cought and told no, go on talking about how running is a much better exersise than rope climbing, and how a praticular rule is going to cause the end of the world. (Bonus if 你 can involve puppies, cake, 或者 rassberry 果酱 in the connection) 29. Get up in the middle of 音乐 and yell i 爱情 varish macarphdrop
30. in health ask whats that every thing theh teacher says
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1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any 更多 问题 say " why does my 狗 breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ 爱情 (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells 你 to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if 你 dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
6. start eating pop tarts in class and when the teacher tells 你 to stop say i skipped breakfast to do my homework
7. ask your physics teacher why E=MC2 and when they cant answer it say i wish i had a nnicer teacher. then say why are 你 always so negative.
8. stand up in the middle of class and yell lies lies! STOP THE LIES!
9. write a note on the bottom of your homework that says if i dont get this correct it was (the smart kids name here)
10. keep droping your pencil and before 你 pick that up stand and say in a loud voice "will anyone get that for me" make sure its right at your feet.
11. start playing an unwanted system like gameboy advanced during class with the volume up high and make alll these shooting sounds like pew pew and car sounds like vroom vroom
12. what ever answer your asked say i dont know 或者 how am i soposed to know that 或者 你 never taught me that and if they say i did yesterday say oh your voice put me to sleep.
13. Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos. 14. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog from eating it. 15. Type gibberish. When 你 hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while 你 were printing it, and 你 couldn't retrieve the original.
16. on the friday before the super bowl stand up and yell GO NICKS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!
17. stab holes in your paper in those holes put whip cream and say your paper was attacked 由 a porky pine
18. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn".
19. get up durring class and say why isnt this fun? and teh teacher will say something and tehn say ok well ill make it fun then go around the class saying 鸭 鸭 鸭 鸭 鸭 鸭 GOOOOOOSE!
20. come in to class late with a folder that has a stack of papers really thick then say ohh the princapal told me to give 你 my file
21. in gym start tripping and say ahhhhh! my legs my legs then the gym teacher come over and 你 say look what 你 made me do i was looking at your ugly face and 你 made me trip!
22. Ask the teacher how old are they if they respond none of your buisness respond thats because 你 were born before they invented numbers! 23. During english use bad gramer and say things like "we dont need no education" and used made up contractions and made up words
24. start hitting your self during class and say the spirits arggg there fighting me
25. when 写作 a 报道 make it all different sizes and colors
26. ask to go to the bathroom every five 分钟 after awhile announce 你 have a bladder infection
27. run into the principals office and yell reerag and make all these sick sounds and yell i forgot my pills
28. Run in the hall way when cought and told no, go on talking about how running is a much better exersise than rope climbing, and how a praticular rule is going to cause the end of the world. (Bonus if 你 can involve puppies, cake, 或者 rassberry 果酱 in the connection) 29. Get up in the middle of 音乐 and yell i 爱情 varish macarphdrop
30. in health ask whats that every thing theh teacher says
the writer/writers of this 文章 are not responsible for any trouble 你 might get in.
