These 文章 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part one.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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I hate school. That's what I think of when someone says the work 'school'.
I see the point of it and all (education so we don't remain stupid), but teachers practically torture us.
I mean, we go to school 7 hours, 5 days a week, and when we finally get to the weekend, 或者 a holiday, they give us 57364 assignments. Well geez, school! Give us a break!!
The teachers are really stupid at times.
How many times have 你 had conversations like this with a teacher? :
Teacher: WHY DID 你 DO IT? ANSWER ME!!
You: Well I-
Teacher: DON'T ANSWER BACK!!!
...
Grr. 或者 when the teacher has to pick someone to read in front of the class, she looks around and sees you. Even though 你 look ill, are clearly struggling to breathe, she picks you.
...
Don't 你 ever wanna stand up on the 台, 办公桌 and be like 'SHUT UP! JUST LEAVE ME @!&? ALONE!!' ?
Well I know I do.
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I have this teacher. She gives 你 detentions for everything. Most of our lovely conversations go like this:
Me: But I didn't-
Her: YES 你 DID. DETENTION.
Me: But-
Her: Answering back! DOUBLE detention!
Me: Miss!
Her: What's that? Triple detention!
Me: Forget it...
Her: QUADRUPLE DETENTION!
Right...OK. So if I keep on arguing with her for the rest of the year, will she give me a thousanduple detention?
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I hate uniform.
I hate it so much!
Some schools don't have uniform. In the USA most of them don't. But I live in posh London, where 你 do have uniform.
If teachers see 你 with your 最佳, 返回页首 button of your stupid 衬衫 undone they go 'WHY IS IT UNDONE?!!'. Geez, maybe I couldn't breathe!! Their freakin' scream is enough to undo the 秒 one down.
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Ahhh... the good old lunches. My school actually has good lunches. Pizza, chips, chicken, pasta. Everything 你 could ever want to eat. Maybe that's why nearly everyone is obese at my school. The 秒 problem is, it's tasteless. Man, if 你 took a bite of their 意大利面 without knowing it was pasta, 你 would think it was cardboard.
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What about the students? I have never known anyone at ANY school who was actually kinda decent.
My friend:
"OMG WHY HAVE 你 GOT A TAN? 你 LOOK LIKE AN OLIVE!"
"OMG what IS THAT SPOT doing on your FACE!"
"Hey 你 know 你 have a rash-"
I could go on and on...
And the show-offs?
*moving finger click in circles around my face* *annoying 接吻 teeth* "I'm better than you!"
And the way they 钱包 their lips and waddle around all 日 in their fancy prada and gucci and god knows what.
And their 黑莓 phones? I'm not even gonna get started on that.
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Sorry if I offended anyone... I just had to get my thoughts out :)
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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I hate school. That's what I think of when someone says the work 'school'.
I see the point of it and all (education so we don't remain stupid), but teachers practically torture us.
I mean, we go to school 7 hours, 5 days a week, and when we finally get to the weekend, 或者 a holiday, they give us 57364 assignments. Well geez, school! Give us a break!!
The teachers are really stupid at times.
How many times have 你 had conversations like this with a teacher? :
Teacher: WHY DID 你 DO IT? ANSWER ME!!
You: Well I-
Teacher: DON'T ANSWER BACK!!!
...
Grr. 或者 when the teacher has to pick someone to read in front of the class, she looks around and sees you. Even though 你 look ill, are clearly struggling to breathe, she picks you.
...
Don't 你 ever wanna stand up on the 台, 办公桌 and be like 'SHUT UP! JUST LEAVE ME @!&? ALONE!!' ?
Well I know I do.
...
I have this teacher. She gives 你 detentions for everything. Most of our lovely conversations go like this:
Me: But I didn't-
Her: YES 你 DID. DETENTION.
Me: But-
Her: Answering back! DOUBLE detention!
Me: Miss!
Her: What's that? Triple detention!
Me: Forget it...
Her: QUADRUPLE DETENTION!
Right...OK. So if I keep on arguing with her for the rest of the year, will she give me a thousanduple detention?
.
I hate uniform.
I hate it so much!
Some schools don't have uniform. In the USA most of them don't. But I live in posh London, where 你 do have uniform.
If teachers see 你 with your 最佳, 返回页首 button of your stupid 衬衫 undone they go 'WHY IS IT UNDONE?!!'. Geez, maybe I couldn't breathe!! Their freakin' scream is enough to undo the 秒 one down.
.
Ahhh... the good old lunches. My school actually has good lunches. Pizza, chips, chicken, pasta. Everything 你 could ever want to eat. Maybe that's why nearly everyone is obese at my school. The 秒 problem is, it's tasteless. Man, if 你 took a bite of their 意大利面 without knowing it was pasta, 你 would think it was cardboard.
.
What about the students? I have never known anyone at ANY school who was actually kinda decent.
My friend:
"OMG WHY HAVE 你 GOT A TAN? 你 LOOK LIKE AN OLIVE!"
"OMG what IS THAT SPOT doing on your FACE!"
"Hey 你 know 你 have a rash-"
I could go on and on...
And the show-offs?
*moving finger click in circles around my face* *annoying 接吻 teeth* "I'm better than you!"
And the way they 钱包 their lips and waddle around all 日 in their fancy prada and gucci and god knows what.
And their 黑莓 phones? I'm not even gonna get started on that.
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Sorry if I offended anyone... I just had to get my thoughts out :)