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舱, 小木屋 for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I 爱情 loads.
    I was at home, after graduation whenever my 橙子, 橙色 黑莓 started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone. I brought the phone away from my ear, and started to scream. “Seriously?!?” I asked. “Yeah! I can’t believe Zack would do that for all of us!” He said. Zack was my friend Ella’s boyfriend. The 11 of us were, Me and Laken, Ella and Zack, James and Chelsea,Minnie and Sam,Naomi and Tyler, and Beth. We were all with our boyfriends, except Beth, because the guy she liked (Martin) broke up with her. She was heartbroken, but to tell the truth-it was funny when she was upset then. But I do feel bad for her.
    I hopped downstairs to where my mom was sitting cutting out coupons while watching Desperate Housewives. “Hey, Mom!” I 说 and sat down 下一个 to her, and picked up a Frisky’s cat 食物 coupon she had crumbled up. “Yes, dear?” she asked, she pushed her glasses closer to her eyes. My mom was wearing a horrid dress that looked like it had come out of, “Cheap Styles, ways to make the looks-from 首页 supplies” I avoided looking at the dress and then started looking at her brown/hazel eyes that were VERY focused on the coupons she slid her brown and white scissors down. “Can I go to a 舱, 小木屋 with Laken and my 老友记 for the summer??” She looked up taken from my 问题 but she did answer. “Um, sure.”

    Finally it was time to leave with my friends. We were each taking spacious cars that all of us could fit in. Laken and I took a car and everyone else took a car, but Beth. She didn’t know what car to take. “Well, should I take Tori’s?” she asked herself, then looked over at Chelsea who was secretly praying she wouldn’t pick her. “Or, Ella’s…or uh, Chelsea’s?” Laken looked up, obviously frustrated with her not knowing which car to take. “Take Ella’s for god’s sake!” He said. Beth looked at him and hissed through her teeth. “I’ll take Tori’s.” I looked over at Laken and rolled my eyes, “You shouldn’t have 说 anything, Lake!” I 说 and punched his arm playfully. He kissed my cheek and then put me in the front 座位 with him. He was driving, which could be dealt with-except, sometimes he thinks he’s speed racer! Beth plopped in the back 座位 with her 苹果 iPhone texting (someone, probably her mom) and then she 说 to me. “Oh, Tori, this is gonna be such a FUN ride!” She grinned evilly. God, I hate when she does that!!!


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Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: 你 EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, 你 LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can 你 believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 狼 Among Us 2 或者 No 更多 超能英雄 3? So after being disappointed 由 Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created 由 the lovely team at Activision,...
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
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7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

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