1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain 你 understand it.
3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help 你 concentrate.
4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, 你 can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help 你 concentrate. If your friend shows 你 his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.
5. When 你 get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain 你 understand it.
7. 你 know, 你 haven't written to that kid 你 met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so 你 can concentrate.
8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
9. Listen to one side of your favourite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon as it's over 你 are going to start that paper.
10. Listen to the other side.
11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started 写作 yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.
13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savour its special flavour.
15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure 你 aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When 你 have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from 'Rahul Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge' to every Zee 或者 Sony soap is truly worthwhile.
16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.
21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
22. Read over the assignment one 更多 time, just for the heck of it.
23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
24. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
25. Leap up and write the paper.
26. Type the paper.
27. Complain to everyone that 你 didn't get any sleep because 你 had to write the paper.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain 你 understand it.
3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help 你 concentrate.
4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, 你 can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help 你 concentrate. If your friend shows 你 his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.
5. When 你 get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain 你 understand it.
7. 你 know, 你 haven't written to that kid 你 met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so 你 can concentrate.
8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
9. Listen to one side of your favourite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon as it's over 你 are going to start that paper.
10. Listen to the other side.
11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started 写作 yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.
13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savour its special flavour.
15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure 你 aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When 你 have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from 'Rahul Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge' to every Zee 或者 Sony soap is truly worthwhile.
16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.
21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
22. Read over the assignment one 更多 time, just for the heck of it.
23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
24. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.
25. Leap up and write the paper.
26. Type the paper.
27. Complain to everyone that 你 didn't get any sleep because 你 had to write the paper.
coca: i want coca!!!
me: 你 want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame 屁股 song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my 卷饼, 墨西哥卷饼 is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: 嘿 THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though 你 were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of 埃米纳姆 aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of 埃米纳姆 and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” 或者 even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS 你 KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF 粉丝 LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this 显示 i allways see a new guest 星, 星级 so i was wondering how do 你 do it?
你 WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS 显示 BEING ON THIS 显示 AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest 星, 星级 is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your 老友记 are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if 你 make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!
I know some 问题 about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell 你 the 答案
first, 你 can NOT see polar bears in the 街, 街道 and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know 你 won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is 阅读 this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
first, 你 can NOT see polar bears in the 街, 街道 and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.
second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile
Thats all i know but know 你 won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is 阅读 this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.
:)
RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same 问题
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down 或者 else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know 你 know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
或者 we take our time
So let's rush
I want 你 to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush 或者 we may not
I want 你 to know this
I want 你 to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same 问题
Over and over again
Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down 或者 else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know 你 know it's right So I say
(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
或者 we take our time
So let's rush
I want 你 to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush 或者 we may not
I want 你 to know this
I want 你 to know this
So I say
(Chorus X2)
Let's rush
Let's rush
Giselle: 嘿 joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: 嘿 miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed 由 freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i 说 who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive 你 this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i 说 that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: 嘿 miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed 由 freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i 说 who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive 你 this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i 说 that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia