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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an 文章 on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I 迷失 it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an 文章 about reasons why 你 should do pointe
1. 你 get to be taller
2. 你 can use them in self defense
3. 你 can... what 你 don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 小时 Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good... It doesn't.. hmmm how about "Why 你 shouldn't invest in eyepatches"... perfect.
1. 你 end up with to many trophies
2. 你 end up with to much abstract art
3. The bank robbers always steal them

你 know this isn't working for me... I need a new idea.

a half 小时 later

Let's try this, The Epic Journey of Andolion!!! The detailed manuscript...

Once upon a time there was a girl named Andolion she got up at 8:00 in the morning and did her math homework.... at 12:30 she looked at the clock. At 12:40 she looked at the clock. At 12:45 she looked at the clock. At 12:50 she decided to go eat lunch...

10 Hours Later

Perfect now to save it... what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life's work gone! Why? Why!? How could 你 shut down computer how could you!?

So I am 写作 this to tell 你 that because of a computer malfuntion 你 will never hear of the epic adventures of Andolion. And because of that same malfuntion I now have nothing to write an 文章 about.
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"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give 你 更多 than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No 音乐 to play so I sing 你 my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
你 still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 爱情 you
And I'll give 你 my heart, say I 爱情 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give 你 更多 than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give 你 my heart
I'm gonna give 你 my 心
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible 日 starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The 下一个 日 Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He 说 giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I 迷失 my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor 说 coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I 说 in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He 分裂, 拆分 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the 水果 seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make 你 feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much 你 get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. 你 use the British curse of 食物 and bad tea.

3. 你 wear a scarf and when your teachers tell 你 to take it off, 你 say KOLKOLKOL!

4. 你 imagine your 最喜爱的 黑塔利亚 characters 唱歌 your 最喜爱的 songs.

5. 黑塔利亚 = your mind.

6. Buono 番茄 buono 番茄 buono buono ooh tomato.

7. 你 give people names that apply to their traits 或者 what they eat (ex. potato bastard 番茄 bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, 你 say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. 你 are 阅读 this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 文章 on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in 爱情 with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, 你 better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, 或者 Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I 说 our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a 吻乐队(Kiss) means.....

+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the stomach = I’m ready
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Ear = You're my everything
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Hand = I adore you
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Neck = We belong together
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Shoulder = I want you
+ 吻乐队(Kiss) on the Lips = I 爱情 you
+Laughing while 接吻 = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely 爱情 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 爱情 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me 你 爱情 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 爱情 你 too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If 你 were thinking about someone while 阅读 this, you’re definitely in Love