1. I wish 你 were a door so I could slam 你 all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do 你 work for UPS? I thought I saw 你 checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 识骨寻踪 in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy 你 a drink 或者 do 你 just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted 床, 床上 Thrasher: have 你 seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make 你 the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and 你 can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish 你 were a 小马 Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride 你 all 日 long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how 你 look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings 或者 the stairway to heaven?
14. 你 might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. 你 must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing 你 do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be 你 由 morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. 你 know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name 雪莉酒, 雪利酒 Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight 或者 should I walk 由 again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone 说 你 were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if 你 think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but 你 can tickle me anytime 你 want to.
30. I know 牛奶 does a body good, but DAMN, how much have 你 been drinking?
31. If 你 were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some 比萨, 比萨饼 and sex? No? Why? Don't 你 like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go 首页 without me.
34. Do 你 sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do 你 wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I 迷失 my puppy. Can 你 help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get 你 out of these wet clothes.
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2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do 你 work for UPS? I thought I saw 你 checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 识骨寻踪 in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy 你 a drink 或者 do 你 just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted 床, 床上 Thrasher: have 你 seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make 你 the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and 你 can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish 你 were a 小马 Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride 你 all 日 long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how 你 look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings 或者 the stairway to heaven?
14. 你 might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. 你 must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing 你 do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be 你 由 morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. 你 know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name 雪莉酒, 雪利酒 Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight 或者 should I walk 由 again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone 说 你 were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if 你 think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but 你 can tickle me anytime 你 want to.
30. I know 牛奶 does a body good, but DAMN, how much have 你 been drinking?
31. If 你 were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some 比萨, 比萨饼 and sex? No? Why? Don't 你 like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go 首页 without me.
34. Do 你 sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do 你 wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I 迷失 my puppy. Can 你 help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get 你 out of these wet clothes.
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