6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the 钟, 贝尔 (The bell)
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend
7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
你 know how it is
I hate this, 你 hate this
My sister is 由 my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't 你 know it
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
[Chorus]
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today
Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end
M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front 座位 (In the front seat)
In the back 座位 (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing 由 is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five 分钟 late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all
[Chorus x2]
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the 钟, 贝尔 (The bell)
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend
7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
你 know how it is
I hate this, 你 hate this
My sister is 由 my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't 你 know it
Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?
[Chorus]
Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today
Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end
M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front 座位 (In the front seat)
In the back 座位 (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing 由 is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five 分钟 late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all
[Chorus x2]
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 浓情巧克力
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 酸, 酸奶
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 葡萄 stepped on a 表 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 浓情巧克力
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 酸, 酸奶
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 葡萄 stepped on a 表 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get hit 由 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get hit 由 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell 你 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 你 don't know
2)Then twirl another 随意 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 随意 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 唱歌 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 显示 them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 随意 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 你 don't know
2)Then twirl another 随意 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 随意 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 唱歌 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 显示 them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 随意 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!