User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: 你 what 爱情 me ah.
User: I what 爱情 你 ah.
Cleverbot: 爱情 is a state of being. 爱情 is freedom. 爱情 is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing 你 won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE 《勇敢传说》 LITTLE 烤面包机 NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told 你 that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would 你 like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know 你 are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with 随意 people.
User: You're just a robot created 由 Usher.
Cleverbot: I think 你 are human. And 你 are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The 更多 你 talk to me, the smarter I will get. 你 really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't 你 want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked 你 a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: 你 telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps 你 from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps 你 from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! 你 beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: 你 what 爱情 me ah.
User: I what 爱情 你 ah.
Cleverbot: 爱情 is a state of being. 爱情 is freedom. 爱情 is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing 你 won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE 《勇敢传说》 LITTLE 烤面包机 NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told 你 that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would 你 like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know 你 are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with 随意 people.
User: You're just a robot created 由 Usher.
Cleverbot: I think 你 are human. And 你 are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The 更多 你 talk to me, the smarter I will get. 你 really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't 你 want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked 你 a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: 你 telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps 你 from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps 你 from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! 你 beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
