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If 你 woke up a different gender, what would be the first thing you'd do?

i wonder how many reply "peek".... :D
If 你 woke up a different gender, what would be the first thing you'd do?
 bluecementicing posted 一年多以前
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Tamar20 said:
I've thought about this before.

I would pee (because that's what I do the first thing I wake up).
Fap.
Write my name in the snow.
Fap.
Get kicked in the balls and see how much it actually hurts.
Fap.
Have sex with a girl.
Fap.
Burp and fart all I wanted in public.
Then I would fap, fap, and do some 更多 fapping.

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xD ROFL... Yuckies ;D
-RandomChick- posted 一年多以前
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Lmfao xD
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*like* XD
CourtneyFan17 posted 一年多以前
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YOUTH-UNLIMITED said:
I am a guy.so this is what i shall do
[] I will pickup a filthy rich guys and splurge all the money.
[] become the first female mafia leader.
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Awesome plan haha, the mafia part.
Jeffersonian posted 一年多以前
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nice XD
smartone123 posted 一年多以前
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cool
NERO1186 posted 一年多以前
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爱情 the mafia part XD
england4ever97 posted 一年多以前
OwlEyes12 said:
scream and momentarily run in circles then go back to sleep
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LOL! xD
Shadowlover2011 posted 一年多以前
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haha xD 爱情 it!
amatani posted 一年多以前
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This is probally what i'd do.
omgemg posted 一年多以前
MrOrange16 said:
Go back to sleep.
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哈哈
YOUTH-UNLIMITED posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 XD yup
maxygirlforever posted 一年多以前
LUV_4_BIEBER said:
I think I'd poke it... Then I would go back to sleep
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...I 爱情 your username, it works perfectly.
cudambercam13 posted 一年多以前
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*votes best answer*
cudambercam13 posted 一年多以前
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LMAO!
-RandomChick- posted 一年多以前
LadySpaz said:
Become a tranny.
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Haha! 爱情 it xD
lolibarbie posted 一年多以前
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XD
LunaShay posted 一年多以前
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TRANNIES FTW
Lolly4me2 posted 一年多以前
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that term is absolutely offensive but in a sense if 你 had felt like your 前一个 was correct then being ina different body would make 你 transgender...
christinekluck posted 一年多以前
Goldilottes said:
OMG haha that would be crazy >.<
1st reaction: WTF no way where did that come from??
after: omg ok I have to check it out XD
later: I hope my boyf still likes me.. and does that make me gay for liking boys?? XD
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boytoy_84 said:
Scream at first like the pic bellow XD
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Scream at first like the pic bellow XD
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Darkshine said:
Depends on what time/day is it.
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KilingIsGood said:
Look at my boobs :D
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ha! i knew someone would say peek!
bluecementicing posted 一年多以前
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I didn't say peek!
KilingIsGood posted 一年多以前
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WOOOOOOOW!
2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
NomyCake said:
Wonder how my boyfriend and I switched places and very quickly decide to take a morning shower.
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Hah
LUV_4_BIEBER posted 一年多以前
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I'm serious.
NomyCake posted 一年多以前
Ale1152 said:
Go back to sleep and hope that I change back.
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Shadowmarioking said:
eh, whatever.
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cleo-mermaid said:
Go to the toilet :)
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哈哈
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
dreamfields said:
Tell myself to wake up so I could go back to sleep and have a better dream. :)
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Lovehinagurl44 said:
Wonder how long being a guy would last...XD
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LostGhost said:
I wouldn't peek.
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Shadowlover2011 said:
"EEEWWWWW!" Then go night-night! :P

xD
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XD
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
IHWTA said:
Pray to God that my girlfriend and I switched places.
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We did. I decided that we did.
NomyCake posted 一年多以前
MarMar_XigLux said:
Go pee standing up :D
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It's not exciting. xD Trust me...You could do it if 你 have the right angle.
darkkhorn19 posted 一年多以前
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Oh well, then I would go hit on my guy friend and see how he'll react xDDD
MarMar_XigLux posted 一年多以前
cudambercam13 said:
I'd go to a sex 商店 and ask if I could sample some products. ^^ xD
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哈哈 XD
h2ogirl123 posted 一年多以前
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XD Epicness.
lolibarbie posted 一年多以前
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LMFAO!
england4ever97 posted 一年多以前
amatani said:
peek. who wouldn't?
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Thank you!
EisenbergLuva posted 一年多以前
i_love_music said:
I will look at my hairy chest.XD
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XD
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
rapunzeleah123 said:
Wonder what I ever did to deserve this, then pray it's a dream.
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lloonny said:
i don't know
probably i would go before the mirror,to see my self there,then scream
i would b shocked
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zombiestars said:
look and cry to my mommy
*me running to her room*,
Mommy!!!! Mommy!!!
Mom: What!!!
me: *Me pointing at my balls*
Mom: WHAT!!! 你 got to go pee GO!!
Me: NO!!! I GOT A BOY THING!!! AHHHH
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Haha
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
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ROFL XD
Goldilottes posted 一年多以前
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hahahahaha im wettin myself laughin
NERO1186 posted 一年多以前
xXSweeneyXx said:
Put on this one vest that I 爱情 but my huge boobs always get in the way of.
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Stay a woman. :D
darkkhorn19 posted 一年多以前
Jeffersonian said:
Either hit on my gay 或者 bi guy friend whom I'd been crushing on, 或者 go about my normal business which would make me seem like an extremely gay guy LOL.
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Lol, that's probably what I'd do. XD
123moo123 posted 一年多以前
someone_save_me said:
yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!" so loud my parents could probably hear and I would get grounded.... -_-
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Insane4ever said:
Peek

go back to sleep happy that i saw it

hope im a guy again
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Haha
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
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哈哈 XD nice...'happy that I saw it' XD....lol like it's something special ;P
maxygirlforever posted 一年多以前
adultswimperson said:
Go look in the mirror.
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I'm sure it's gonna be an ugly girl :D
KilingIsGood posted 一年多以前
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@KilingIsGood, Yeah, and fuck 你 to.
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2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
Noda-echidna said:
Grab as many girls as I can... :D
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spongesrule said:
I would pee standing up, then go shave all the chest hair, and become a gay guy! Gay guys make me laugh... who says swiching genders also means 你 have to like what they like!?
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哈哈
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
EmzLovesCheryl said:
Go to the mirror and think "Yeah, I always knew I'd be better looking as a guy". And then try out in my deep sexy man voice a Joey Tribbiani, "How ya doin'".
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Oh my god XD
Wendy99 posted 一年多以前
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LOL! Joey <3
rapunzeleah123 posted 一年多以前
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LOl
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
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Joey! XD I would do that too!
england4ever97 posted 一年多以前
Animeanimal said:
Scream YESSSSSSSS! That would prove my theory of "souls have no gender" b/c it would still be me XD
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lolibarbie said:
"If I were a boy...even just for a day...I'd roll out of 床, 床上 in the morning, and throw on what I wanted and go..." - 碧昂斯 <3

xD 哈哈 sorry I couldn't resist.

I'd probably see what it's like to get kicked in the kiwis, then...hmm....I'd probably just do the randomest things. Maybe go gay and hit on gay dudes :3
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I would hit on straight guys. :D Oh wait...I already do that. xD Don't tell my girlfriend!
darkkhorn19 posted 一年多以前
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haha
NERO1186 posted 一年多以前
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haha
NERO1186 posted 一年多以前
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Kiwis! 哈哈 XD
england4ever97 posted 一年多以前
smartone123 said:
i would hmmmmm see if i would look good as a boy.if not,i would curse,grummble,and go back to sleep,but if i did i would walk out and do stuff i wouldn't do as a girl :3
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Immortal42 said:
I don't know, scream?
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scarlet009 said:
i wud woo a gal..probably lay her n just do wtevr i want without anyone questionin me..
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AWarnerS said:
Look at my hot titties, then go back to sleep.
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...Who 说 your boobs would be hot? xD Maybe they're in ice.
darkkhorn19 posted 一年多以前
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*shakes head in shame*
2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
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@2dolphn97 I Agree
england4ever97 posted 一年多以前
Lolly4me2 said:
Simple, become the perfect boyfriend :I
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I would 日期 you. xD If 你 were the perfect boyfriend, that is.
darkkhorn19 posted 一年多以前
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Trust me, I would be xD
Lolly4me2 posted 一年多以前
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xD
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
Alainer said:
I'd giggle *teehee*, pull my pants up, run away, change my name to Hernando, and grow a mustache.
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哈哈
superstar45 posted 一年多以前
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: ))
kairi13050 posted 一年多以前
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Lol. XD
123moo123 posted 一年多以前
darkkhorn19 said:
Get a strap-on from my local sex shop, which is closer to Ground Zero than a 13 story community centre with a small mosque. Then I'd put it on to continue the rape-fest.
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Lol! XD
england4ever97 posted 一年多以前
mangie1995 said:
so i'm a guy? that's easy..track down Adam Lambert ASAP! :D
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alismouha said:
WTF,a lot.
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Chaann94 said:
Grab a chainsaw, put on a hockey mask and scare the crap out of my parents >:3


(and then run 'cos my dad would kill me :P)
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NERO1186 said:
goto school if anythin happened comit suicide
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Me_Iz_Here said:
I'm a girl, but this probably applies to the dudes who answer this question.
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....?
2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
badasses said:
Scream so hard and then kill myself.
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kairi13050 said:
as soon as i catch on to it i would do a happy dance, then i would fap,(i've always wondered what it feels like for a guy) then i would pee standing up, then i would go make out with an 情绪硬核 boy who is extremely sexy but gay so i couldn't do it before, then i would ask someone to kick me in the balls becaue i wonder how that feels, then i would go get myself a girlfriend ... 或者 a few ... : )

how much time would i have? x DD
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galou_2010 said:
uhh... freak out?
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psalm1003 said:
I'd say, "What the hell?"
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Me too!
foopetsrule posted 一年多以前
vanillaicecream said:
Shock my boyfriend
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
Masterbate, pee standing up, have sex with another guy, sexually harass people, wear a 最佳, 返回页首 hat, tuxedo, and a cane, and flash people.
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XxiggyrawkxX1 said:
I would sing Nyan Nyan
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this is extremely creepy
2dolphn97 posted 一年多以前
Vocaloidcode01 said:
Flirt with my best friends.
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I would so do that.
foopetsrule posted 一年多以前
123moo123 said:
Well, first, I'd probably freak out. XD But after the initial shock, I would: go and flirt with my bi friend I've been crushing on, go to school and tell everyone I'm a new student and see how everyone'd react, and if any of my 老友记 found out it was me. Umm, I dunno, how long does this last exactly..? XD
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2dolphn97 said:
pee standing up, ask all the guys i like who they like & stuff. go become gay and make all new gay friends, make 老友记 w/ my old 老友记 as a gay person, um.... idk wht else do guys do that i wanna do! i wound not peek tho.... unless i have to pee... than it would be unavoidable
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bustacap96 said:
Hope I look nothing like my mom when she was 15 o_e'''
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xBiebersGirl16x said:
I'd probably play around with me willy a bit harharhar (:
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queenamifan said:
probablies live a normal life because i always hang out with boys and sometimes it gets orquard because im a girl and id ask out my best friend tditwin

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InquisitiveOwl said:
Deal with it. Now I can finally do what I could never do without getting sent to a mental hopspital.
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foopetsrule said:
Go "WTF?"
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crrazycake said:
I'll see if I'm attracted to myself xD
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16falloutboy said:
I'd wake up and be like

"I'm a dude awesome!...but what about Patrick?.....eh I'll become bi then then I'd walk off xD
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selenagomezfan7 said:
Peek
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Usui--takumi said:

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garocker said:
Since i'm a guy I would feel my new breasts and masturbate as a woman, and then feel what sex is like as a woman
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christinekluck said:
If i woke up as a different gender quite personally i'd be super happy but if i wasn't me i'd probably care 更多 或者 less because gender is just a fragment of a made up society complex that everyone grows up to accept as a truth of life while in "reality" being in a different body shouldn't really affect any aspect of your life
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-SkySplitter- said:
Take my pants and 衬衫 off and go outside and yell, "LOOK AT ME KIDS! I'M IN MY UNDERPANTS!!!!"
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CheetahGirl5147 said:
Dress up as Ash Ketchum! >:D
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liam_a_ninja said:
Me being a female i will play with my tits and fap myself
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BlindBandit92 said:
I would touch my boobs and bunch of other things.
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