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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way 或者 anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no 更多 than what 你 expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing 更多 to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable 你 just want to take everything 你 own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies...

Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell 你 the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong 日 mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd 你 do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money 更多 then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting 你 be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did 你 do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. 你 changed my voice...

As most of 你 already know, I've 给 更多 than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight 说 to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand 由 my opinion that she was out of line when she 说 that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did 你 get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two 最喜爱的 duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most 最喜爱的 one in my 下一个 article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and 彩虹 Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got 彩虹 Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, 彩虹 Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, 你 don't have to 带, 皮带 it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music 小马 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music 小马 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music 小马 1: 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 逼债, 墩 dun-
Music 小马 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music 小马 2: Take your time man.
Music 小马 3: Yeah, relax.
Music 小马 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then 你 start.
Music 小马 1: Gee.
Music 小马 2: So? What's the difference?...

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...

Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are 你 drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are 你 gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND 由 SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...