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Ok. This is my first 文章 based on my opinion. If 你 want me to write another 文章 on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in 问题 right now: Cloppers

Yes 你 heard me cloppers. If 你 don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little 小马 (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If 你 notice there is a clopper, why should that bother 你 in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No 小马 can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead 由 彩虹 Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead 由 a 小马 named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead 由 Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead 由 John who somehow survived being killed 由 a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead 由 an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure 你 are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like 你 and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? 你 just decided to skip our 晚餐 without telling me? Are 你 aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for 你 at a 表 with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want 你 to make 老友记 with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! 你 still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if 你 want to give me a 秒 chance 或者 not. Starlight had to choose between 你 and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and 柠檬 Heart. Offended 由 Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make 老友记 on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his 更多 serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If 你 upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I 说 no magic. 你 were supposed to do it 由 hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if 你 hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make 更多 sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...