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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
小马 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted 由 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Tim & Julia: *Walking out of the barracks, and to their police car*

Episode 2: Flying From Town To Town

Special Guest Stars, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from SeanTheHedgehog
And Rick Jones from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: I'm still mad at 你 for lying about that chase.
Julia: What are 你 talking about?
Tim: 你 told the Captain I was driving when our suspect crashed into that garbage truck.
Julia: If you're mad about it, why don't 你 stop working with me then?
Tim: It's not that serious.
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* Oh good, 你 two haven't left yet.
Julia: How come?
Captain Jefferson: 你 two will stop working together for a while.

Tim, and Julia stared at each other. They weren't expecting the Captain to mention something they were talking about earlier.

Captain Jefferson: Two new recruits just arrived, a little later than scheduled. You're going to work with them for a while.
Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.
Julia: Where are they?

They spotted the new ponies coming outside of the barracks, and walking towards them.

Captain Jefferson: I'd like 你 two to meet Toby Linnehan, and Red Velvet.
Toby: Hi.
Red: Pleasure to meet you.
Tim: Likewise.
Captain Jefferson: Red, you're working with Julia. Tim, 你 take Toby around town in one of our Caprices.
Tim: Yes sir. *Walks with Toby to a police car*
Red: Would 你 like me to drive?
Julia: Sure.

Meanwhile, Toby was thinking about Julia.

Toby: That blue pegasus is smoking hot.
Tim: Yeah, well keep your mind on the radio. *Gets into the driver's seat*
Toby: Alright. *Sits down 下一个 to Tim*
Tim: *Drives out of the parking lot, and turns left. He drives towards the docks*
Red: *Driving the M4 to the road*
Julia: Turn right.
Red: *Turns right* So how long have 你 known Tim?
Julia: Since yesterday.
Red: Do 你 know if he's single?
Julia: With good looks like that, I doubt it.
Red: *Looks at Julia* I want him to be mine.
Julia: Keep your eyes on the road.
Red: *Looks at the road while she drives*
Julia: We're not allowed to 日期 anyone that we work with.
Red: *Her smile disappears*

Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting 下一个 to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: 你 two officers gotta help me. An 橙子, 橙色 unicorn 偷了 my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.

A picture of the car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns on the siren, and lights*

In front of them was an intersection. They saw Red, and Julia chasing the Porsche, going to the right.

Tim: *Speeds up, and turns right*
Ponies: *Dealing with a car accident*

The Porsche turned left, and was heading for the Round Freeway. He took another left, and was heading the wrong way.

Julia: *On the radio* He's going against the traffic!
Tim: This guy has to be stopped now.
Red: *Catching up to the Porsche*
Ponies: *Steering out of the way*
Red: *Taps it*

The Porsche spun out of control. Stop the song.

Julia: Suspect has spun out.
Red: *Stops behind the Porsche*
Tim: *Gets in front of the Porsche*

In the car was Bartholomew Perfect The 55th.

Bartholomew: *Gets out* Well, this certainly could have gone better.
Toby: *Gets out* Place your hooves on your head. *Arresting Bartholomew* You're under arrest for Grand Theft.
Bartholomew: Spare me the details.
Toby: 你 know 你 could have killed someone going the wrong way? Get in. *Opens the back door*
Bartholomew: *Gets inside the car*
Toby: *Sits 下一个 to Tim*
Tim: They trained 你 well. *Turns the car around, and goes off the freeway*
Red: *Follows Tim*

Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: 你 wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*

Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do 你 enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do 你 think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know someone that'll 爱情 dating Toby.
Tim: *Turns left, and passes a 火, 消防 Department, and a hospital* I bet she has curves just like yours.
Julia: Oh stop it. *Playfully hits Tim's shoulder while laughing*
Tim: Here we are. *Stops at Local Consideration*
Julia: Don't go anywhere yet. Stay here until I come out.
Tim: Okay.
Julia: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the shop*
Tim: *Sticks his head out of the window* What do 你 have planned?
Julia: It's a surprise.
Tim: *Waits*

A few 秒 later, a loud engine could be heard inside the shop.

Tim: What is she-
Julia: *Does a burnout on her motorcycle, then stops to the left of Tim's Viper* I just got new tires! What do 你 think?
Tim: They're nice. They look like tires that have a lot of grip.
Julia: See 你 tomorrow Tim. *Rides off on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Drives off in his Viper*

It started to get dark, as Tim stopped at a friend's house.

Tim: *Knocks on the door four times*
Rick: *Opens the door, and is excited when he sees who is at the front door* Tim Miller! I haven't seen 你 in a month.
Tim: Yeah, it's been a long time. Hasn't it?
Rick: Come on in.
Tim: Don't mind if I do. *Walks in*

They sat down at a table. Rick got himself, and Tim a can of 7-Up.

Rick: *Opens his can* So, how's the Police Department treating you? *Drinking his soda*
Tim: Fine. That's actually why I came to see you.
Rick: Why? What's up?
Tim: *Opens his can, and takes a small sip* There's this mare that joined us. She seems to be attracted to me, but we're not allowed to 日期 other officers.
Rick: Right. Why are 你 telling me this?
Tim: 你 说 你 wanted a mare to date, and I think she'd be good for you.
Rick: Well, if 你 say so. How are 你 going to introduce me?
Tim: Come down to the station as soon as 你 can, and ask to see me, and Red Velvet. I'll handle everything else once we come to see you.
Rick: I got it. Thanks Tim.
Tim: No problem man. Cheers.

They tapped their soda cans together, and drank what was left inside of it.

下一个 morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted 由 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do 显示 up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn to operate the radio.
Red: Alright.
Tim: And it's your turn to drive.
Toby: Sweet.

But Toby was not good at driving, and Red wasn't good with operating a radio.

Song: link

Red: *Talking on the radio, but can't remember what 街, 街道 she's on*
Toby: *Driving after a stolen van, but crashes into a 街, 街道 lamp*
Red: *Talking on the radio, but drops the receiver*
Julia: *Shakes her head in annoyance*
Tim: *Pointing to a bank robber*
Toby: *Shoots at the bank robber, but shoots two pedestrians instead*
Tim: *Takes the gun out of Toby's hooves*
Toby: *Driving after a suspect behind Julia, but hits her car*
Julia: *Spins out of control*
Toby: *Stops the car*
Tim: What the hell did 你 stop for?
Toby: To see if Julia's okay.
Tim: She's fine, but you're not supposed to stop for anything when chasing a suspect.
Toby: Other police departments do that.
Tim: Not us. *Sighs* I don't think 你 have what it takes to drive a car.
Julia: 你 don't have what it takes to operate a radio.
Red: *Covers her head in shame* I'm sorry.
Julia: *Worried* Wait, don't take it so hard. I'm sorry. 你 will get better at it, but we neeed some 更多 training.
Red: *Looks up at Julia* Okay.

The 下一个 日 was Saturday. Captain Jefferson talked to Julia, and Tim in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So, how did everything go with Toby, and Red?
Tim: Okay. Just don't let Toby drive anytime soon.
Julia: Red needs 更多 training with operating a radio.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Everything else went fine though. Right?
Tim: Yes sir.
Mare: *Arrives* Tim Miller?
Tim: Yes?
Mare: A friend of yours named Rick Jones is here to see you, and Red Velvet.
Tim: Perfect. Excuse me. *Goes to talk to Rick*

He arrived the same time Red did.

Red: *Spots Tim* 嘿 sexy.
Tim: Red, we need to talk.
Red: Anything for you.
Tim: 你 know we're not allowed to date, right?
Red: What are 你 talking about?
Tim: We work together. Officers in the same department are not allowed to 日期 each other.
Red: Bummer.
Tim: However, there is a 小马 I'd like 你 to meet. Rick Jones.
Rick: Hi. Tim told me all about you.
Red: And 你 look sexier than him.
Tim: *Laughs* Okay, 你 two get yourself acquainted, and I'll see 你 later.

That night, Rick took Red out to dinner.

Red: You're such a gentlecolt. I like that.
Rick: And 你 will like this place. I got us reservations at the most expensive restaurant this town has to offer. *Stops the car*

An Acura was speeding down the road.

Rick: *Crossing the 街, 街道 with Red*
Acura Pony: *Honks his horn, and hits the brakes. He hits Red*
Red: *Flies into the back windshield of an Explorer*
Acura Pony: Oh my goodness. *Gets out*
Rick: Red, are 你 okay?
Red: *Gets out her police badge*
Acura Pony: i hit a cop.
Police Pony: *Stops in a Nissan Skyline police car* GT3, I got a 小马 with a red Acura who hit a pedestrian. Send over an ambulance, and a Caprice.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT3.

Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran 你 over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to 你 about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important message from Captain Jefferson.
Captain Jefferson: The cop killers have finally entered Gran Turismo. They just entered our town heading southbound. Your target is a black Camaro.

A picture of the car appeared on the front window

Song: link

Tim: *Turns right. He's on the road that the suspects are on, heading towards them*
Julia: Are 你 thinking what I'm thinking?
Tim: We block the road as soon as we spot our suspect.
Bad Ponies: *Passing a railroad crossing*
Tim: There they are. *Brakes, and slides the car sideways to block the road*
Bad Ponies: *Driving on the sidewalk to avoid Tim*
Tim: *Backs up, and turns left*
Bad Ponies: *Making a left turn*
Tim: *Driving after the bad ponies*
Julia: GT24, we spotted the suspects on Helsun Boulevard.
Red: GT12, westbound on Green Drive. Do 你 need backup?
Tim: No.
Julia: Negative. We're fine for now. We'll call 你 when we need backup.
Bad 小马 1: *Driving fast, and turns right after passing a police station*
Bad 小马 2: 你 ever been in this city before?
Bad 小马 1: No.
Bad 小马 2: Well I have. Make a left.
Bad 小马 1: *Turns left, and goes over a bridge crossing a river*
Tim: He's heading for the freeway.
Bad 小马 1: *Passes an autoshop, then turns right onto the freeway*
Tim: *Catching up*
Bad 小马 1: Turn on the nitrous.
Bad 小马 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Bad 小马 1: *Going faster*
Tim: They're using nitrous.
Julia: Two can play at that game.
Tim: Right. *Turns on the nitrous*
Bad 小马 2: *Lowers his window, and points out a Micro SMG. He fires twenty bullets at Tim, and Julia*
Tim: *Gets shot in the arm twice, hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Pause the song. The car flipped onto it's side.

Julia: *Grabs the receiver*
Tim: Does the radio still work?
Julia: I'm checking that out now. *Talks in the receiver* GT24, we're out of it. Suspect is turning off the freeway, and onto Green Drive.
Toby: Now's our chance.
Red: GT12, we'll take it from here.
Tim: That's what I was afraid of.

Play the song again.

Bad 小马 1: *Passes a police station, 火, 消防 house, and hospital.*
Toby: *Drives after the suspect after he passes him*
Bad 小马 1: *Turns left at the intersection*
Toby: *Turns on his sirens*
Bad 小马 2: Dammit. We got another cop on our tail.
Bad 小马 1: 你 know what to do. *Floors it as he passes a Mustang*
Toby: They're getting close to city limits.
Red: What do we do?
Bad 小马 2: *Firing bullets at them*
Toby: Return fire.
Red: *Opens her window, and shoots the back tire on the right side of the car*
Bad 小马 1: *Loses control, and goes into a field*

Stop the song

Toby: *Stops*
Red: We got them.
Bad 小马 2: I'm afraid I'm out of ammo.
Bad 小马 1: I knew we should have bought more.

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When 你 read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Toby & Red: *Pointing 枪 at the bad ponies*
Bad Ponies: *Getting out of the car*
Toby & Red: *Arresting the bad ponies*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *His voice is heard with Toby's, Julia's, and Red's having a conversation with them in the future* I guess I owe 你 an apology Toby.
Toby: An apology, what for?
Tim: For not believing that 你 would be a good driver.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Bad Ponies: *Getting placed in the car*
Red: We just proved that we have what it takes to drive, and operate a radio.
Julia: Yeah, but everything 你 did after that wasn't too grand.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Toby: Whatever are 你 talking about?
Tim: Rumor has it that 你 got in an argument with the state troopers about who would be taking the suspects in.
Toby: *Backing up, but crashes into a State Trooper's police car*

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Red: Hey, most of Neigh Jersey's State Troopers are known for having a bad attitude over everything.
Julia: Even so, it doesn't really help since 你 hit one of their cars.

Police cars furnished 由 Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Police Pony: *Gets out of the car*
Julia: 你 two still have a lot to learn.
Police Pony: *Talking to Toby, and Red*
Toby: Damn.
Tim: Hey, it's nothing to be mad about. We went through the same routine too.

摩托车 furnished 由 Kawasaki

Julia: I never did.
Tim: Yeah, okay Julia.
Julia: What? I really didn't!
Toby & Red: *Laughing*
Police Pony: *Taking the bad ponies out of Toby's car, and putting them into his*

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production

Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 10, 1961
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 9:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss finally arrived.

Railroad 小马 39: 你 guys are right on time. Nice work.
Hawkeye: Thank you. We need to ask 你 a question.
Railroad 小马 39: Sure.
Hawkeye: Do 你 have any diesel fuel we can take back to Cheyenne? We're running low.
Railroad 小马 39: Yeah, we're just getting a train set up full of fuel for 你 two. Uncouple your engines, and I'll take 你 to the fuel cars.

Seventy 分钟 later, they were delivering the fuel to Cheyenne. From their current location, it would take them...
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Sean and 彩虹 Dash entered Twilight's 城堡 in Ponyville with Wind and Master Sword. Celestia was waiting.

Applejack & Pinkie Pie: *Sitting with the others as Celestia starts to make a speech*
Celestia: This Eggman must be stopped immediately.
Pinkie Pie: Is he obsessed with eggs?
Sean: Uh, sort of. Let the princess continue.
Celestia: For the time being, his army is superior to ours, but we will quickly turn the tables, and make things go the way we want them to be. Sean, and 彩虹 Dash, I would like 你 two to go with Wind and Master Sword to sabotage as many of their vehicles as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following 链接 below are to pictures of all the bad guys for this fanfic.

Harry: link
Silver: link
Sadren: link
Rio: link
Malcolm: link
Highball: link
Hetford: link

Malcolm was at his house with Rio, and 高球, 海波 when Harry arrived.

Malcolm: Okay. How did it go?
Harry: Fine. We got another successful robbery on one of the tour buses in this city, but they got Quincy.
Rio: What happened?
Harry: We robbed the bank, and the distraction was going well, but the police blocked off our escape route. Quincy left in a stolen car while the rest of us ran through the alley ways.
Highball: Sounds like you...
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked 由 me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no 更多 than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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added by alinah_09
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.

Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? 你 do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm 更多 used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: 你 know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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As AppleBloom was desperately trying to get loose.

Trixie unhooked me and put me where Sweetie Belle was, before she was murdered.

And it was clear I was next.

I heard Trixie pick up the bat.

I had no choice but sit there, waiting for the pain to come.

Suddenly Trixie got tackled, making the bat fall out of her hooves and into dark corner.

I turned around to see what happened.

It was easy, as Trixie forgot to handcuff me.

Somehow, AppleBloom has gotten herself loose, and enraged about Sweetie Belle.

When Trixie realized what happened she got angry and bucked AppleBloom hard in the stomach, making her...
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1: PATRACK STAR:
As Patrick becomes 更多 and 更多 villainous in newer seasons.
Being credited as somewhat of a sociopath now.
Patrick's loyalty is sometimes questionable.
He isn't above insulting Spongebob just for attention.
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2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
Trevor is crazier.
But is he really WORSE than Michael.
Michael, despite all his honorable traits, DID sorta betray Trevor.
He faked his own death, and avoided all contact towards Trevor.
Leaving his "friend" to moan his death.
But this is only made worse...
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posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no 更多 place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good 小马 inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: 你 interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. 你 know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and 移动 right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the 月 this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and 链, 链轮 entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia 小马 walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. 你 three wait here. If he runs, 你 can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits 下一个 to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sam's car
Sam's car
The 下一个 day, Gordon, and Case 饼干 went to Sam's house in Gordon's 轿跑车 Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have 你 ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I 爱情 this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told 你 yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and 链, 链轮 followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to 加入 us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best 你 can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast 食物 restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones 你 don't like..

Trixie: No.. I 爱情 them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 你 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 电影院 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are 你 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 蝙蝠侠 is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 分钟 ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here 你 complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I 爱情 to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about 更多 things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe 你 have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, 你 know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

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Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our 下一个 episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes 苹果 from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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