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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
小马 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted 由 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Tim & Julia: *Walking out of the barracks, and to their police car*

Episode 2: Flying From Town To Town

Special Guest Stars, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from SeanTheHedgehog
And Rick Jones from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: I'm still mad at 你 for lying about that chase.
Julia: What are 你 talking about?
Tim: 你 told the Captain I was driving when our suspect crashed into that garbage truck.
Julia: If you're mad about it, why don't 你 stop working with me then?
Tim: It's not that serious.
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* Oh good, 你 two haven't left yet.
Julia: How come?
Captain Jefferson: 你 two will stop working together for a while.

Tim, and Julia stared at each other. They weren't expecting the Captain to mention something they were talking about earlier.

Captain Jefferson: Two new recruits just arrived, a little later than scheduled. You're going to work with them for a while.
Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.
Julia: Where are they?

They spotted the new ponies coming outside of the barracks, and walking towards them.

Captain Jefferson: I'd like 你 two to meet Toby Linnehan, and Red Velvet.
Toby: Hi.
Red: Pleasure to meet you.
Tim: Likewise.
Captain Jefferson: Red, you're working with Julia. Tim, 你 take Toby around town in one of our Caprices.
Tim: Yes sir. *Walks with Toby to a police car*
Red: Would 你 like me to drive?
Julia: Sure.

Meanwhile, Toby was thinking about Julia.

Toby: That blue pegasus is smoking hot.
Tim: Yeah, well keep your mind on the radio. *Gets into the driver's seat*
Toby: Alright. *Sits down 下一个 to Tim*
Tim: *Drives out of the parking lot, and turns left. He drives towards the docks*
Red: *Driving the M4 to the road*
Julia: Turn right.
Red: *Turns right* So how long have 你 known Tim?
Julia: Since yesterday.
Red: Do 你 know if he's single?
Julia: With good looks like that, I doubt it.
Red: *Looks at Julia* I want him to be mine.
Julia: Keep your eyes on the road.
Red: *Looks at the road while she drives*
Julia: We're not allowed to 日期 anyone that we work with.
Red: *Her smile disappears*

Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting 下一个 to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: 你 two officers gotta help me. An 橙子, 橙色 unicorn 偷了 my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.

A picture of the car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns on the siren, and lights*

In front of them was an intersection. They saw Red, and Julia chasing the Porsche, going to the right.

Tim: *Speeds up, and turns right*
Ponies: *Dealing with a car accident*

The Porsche turned left, and was heading for the Round Freeway. He took another left, and was heading the wrong way.

Julia: *On the radio* He's going against the traffic!
Tim: This guy has to be stopped now.
Red: *Catching up to the Porsche*
Ponies: *Steering out of the way*
Red: *Taps it*

The Porsche spun out of control. Stop the song.

Julia: Suspect has spun out.
Red: *Stops behind the Porsche*
Tim: *Gets in front of the Porsche*

In the car was Bartholomew Perfect The 55th.

Bartholomew: *Gets out* Well, this certainly could have gone better.
Toby: *Gets out* Place your hooves on your head. *Arresting Bartholomew* You're under arrest for Grand Theft.
Bartholomew: Spare me the details.
Toby: 你 know 你 could have killed someone going the wrong way? Get in. *Opens the back door*
Bartholomew: *Gets inside the car*
Toby: *Sits 下一个 to Tim*
Tim: They trained 你 well. *Turns the car around, and goes off the freeway*
Red: *Follows Tim*

Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: 你 wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*

Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do 你 enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do 你 think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know someone that'll 爱情 dating Toby.
Tim: *Turns left, and passes a 火, 消防 Department, and a hospital* I bet she has curves just like yours.
Julia: Oh stop it. *Playfully hits Tim's shoulder while laughing*
Tim: Here we are. *Stops at Local Consideration*
Julia: Don't go anywhere yet. Stay here until I come out.
Tim: Okay.
Julia: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the shop*
Tim: *Sticks his head out of the window* What do 你 have planned?
Julia: It's a surprise.
Tim: *Waits*

A few 秒 later, a loud engine could be heard inside the shop.

Tim: What is she-
Julia: *Does a burnout on her motorcycle, then stops to the left of Tim's Viper* I just got new tires! What do 你 think?
Tim: They're nice. They look like tires that have a lot of grip.
Julia: See 你 tomorrow Tim. *Rides off on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Drives off in his Viper*

It started to get dark, as Tim stopped at a friend's house.

Tim: *Knocks on the door four times*
Rick: *Opens the door, and is excited when he sees who is at the front door* Tim Miller! I haven't seen 你 in a month.
Tim: Yeah, it's been a long time. Hasn't it?
Rick: Come on in.
Tim: Don't mind if I do. *Walks in*

They sat down at a table. Rick got himself, and Tim a can of 7-Up.

Rick: *Opens his can* So, how's the Police Department treating you? *Drinking his soda*
Tim: Fine. That's actually why I came to see you.
Rick: Why? What's up?
Tim: *Opens his can, and takes a small sip* There's this mare that joined us. She seems to be attracted to me, but we're not allowed to 日期 other officers.
Rick: Right. Why are 你 telling me this?
Tim: 你 说 你 wanted a mare to date, and I think she'd be good for you.
Rick: Well, if 你 say so. How are 你 going to introduce me?
Tim: Come down to the station as soon as 你 can, and ask to see me, and Red Velvet. I'll handle everything else once we come to see you.
Rick: I got it. Thanks Tim.
Tim: No problem man. Cheers.

They tapped their soda cans together, and drank what was left inside of it.

下一个 morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted 由 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do 显示 up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn to operate the radio.
Red: Alright.
Tim: And it's your turn to drive.
Toby: Sweet.

But Toby was not good at driving, and Red wasn't good with operating a radio.

Song: link

Red: *Talking on the radio, but can't remember what 街, 街道 she's on*
Toby: *Driving after a stolen van, but crashes into a 街, 街道 lamp*
Red: *Talking on the radio, but drops the receiver*
Julia: *Shakes her head in annoyance*
Tim: *Pointing to a bank robber*
Toby: *Shoots at the bank robber, but shoots two pedestrians instead*
Tim: *Takes the gun out of Toby's hooves*
Toby: *Driving after a suspect behind Julia, but hits her car*
Julia: *Spins out of control*
Toby: *Stops the car*
Tim: What the hell did 你 stop for?
Toby: To see if Julia's okay.
Tim: She's fine, but you're not supposed to stop for anything when chasing a suspect.
Toby: Other police departments do that.
Tim: Not us. *Sighs* I don't think 你 have what it takes to drive a car.
Julia: 你 don't have what it takes to operate a radio.
Red: *Covers her head in shame* I'm sorry.
Julia: *Worried* Wait, don't take it so hard. I'm sorry. 你 will get better at it, but we neeed some 更多 training.
Red: *Looks up at Julia* Okay.

The 下一个 日 was Saturday. Captain Jefferson talked to Julia, and Tim in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So, how did everything go with Toby, and Red?
Tim: Okay. Just don't let Toby drive anytime soon.
Julia: Red needs 更多 training with operating a radio.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Everything else went fine though. Right?
Tim: Yes sir.
Mare: *Arrives* Tim Miller?
Tim: Yes?
Mare: A friend of yours named Rick Jones is here to see you, and Red Velvet.
Tim: Perfect. Excuse me. *Goes to talk to Rick*

He arrived the same time Red did.

Red: *Spots Tim* 嘿 sexy.
Tim: Red, we need to talk.
Red: Anything for you.
Tim: 你 know we're not allowed to date, right?
Red: What are 你 talking about?
Tim: We work together. Officers in the same department are not allowed to 日期 each other.
Red: Bummer.
Tim: However, there is a 小马 I'd like 你 to meet. Rick Jones.
Rick: Hi. Tim told me all about you.
Red: And 你 look sexier than him.
Tim: *Laughs* Okay, 你 two get yourself acquainted, and I'll see 你 later.

That night, Rick took Red out to dinner.

Red: You're such a gentlecolt. I like that.
Rick: And 你 will like this place. I got us reservations at the most expensive restaurant this town has to offer. *Stops the car*

An Acura was speeding down the road.

Rick: *Crossing the 街, 街道 with Red*
Acura Pony: *Honks his horn, and hits the brakes. He hits Red*
Red: *Flies into the back windshield of an Explorer*
Acura Pony: Oh my goodness. *Gets out*
Rick: Red, are 你 okay?
Red: *Gets out her police badge*
Acura Pony: i hit a cop.
Police Pony: *Stops in a Nissan Skyline police car* GT3, I got a 小马 with a red Acura who hit a pedestrian. Send over an ambulance, and a Caprice.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT3.

Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran 你 over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to 你 about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important message from Captain Jefferson.
Captain Jefferson: The cop killers have finally entered Gran Turismo. They just entered our town heading southbound. Your target is a black Camaro.

A picture of the car appeared on the front window

Song: link

Tim: *Turns right. He's on the road that the suspects are on, heading towards them*
Julia: Are 你 thinking what I'm thinking?
Tim: We block the road as soon as we spot our suspect.
Bad Ponies: *Passing a railroad crossing*
Tim: There they are. *Brakes, and slides the car sideways to block the road*
Bad Ponies: *Driving on the sidewalk to avoid Tim*
Tim: *Backs up, and turns left*
Bad Ponies: *Making a left turn*
Tim: *Driving after the bad ponies*
Julia: GT24, we spotted the suspects on Helsun Boulevard.
Red: GT12, westbound on Green Drive. Do 你 need backup?
Tim: No.
Julia: Negative. We're fine for now. We'll call 你 when we need backup.
Bad 小马 1: *Driving fast, and turns right after passing a police station*
Bad 小马 2: 你 ever been in this city before?
Bad 小马 1: No.
Bad 小马 2: Well I have. Make a left.
Bad 小马 1: *Turns left, and goes over a bridge crossing a river*
Tim: He's heading for the freeway.
Bad 小马 1: *Passes an autoshop, then turns right onto the freeway*
Tim: *Catching up*
Bad 小马 1: Turn on the nitrous.
Bad 小马 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Bad 小马 1: *Going faster*
Tim: They're using nitrous.
Julia: Two can play at that game.
Tim: Right. *Turns on the nitrous*
Bad 小马 2: *Lowers his window, and points out a Micro SMG. He fires twenty bullets at Tim, and Julia*
Tim: *Gets shot in the arm twice, hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Pause the song. The car flipped onto it's side.

Julia: *Grabs the receiver*
Tim: Does the radio still work?
Julia: I'm checking that out now. *Talks in the receiver* GT24, we're out of it. Suspect is turning off the freeway, and onto Green Drive.
Toby: Now's our chance.
Red: GT12, we'll take it from here.
Tim: That's what I was afraid of.

Play the song again.

Bad 小马 1: *Passes a police station, 火, 消防 house, and hospital.*
Toby: *Drives after the suspect after he passes him*
Bad 小马 1: *Turns left at the intersection*
Toby: *Turns on his sirens*
Bad 小马 2: Dammit. We got another cop on our tail.
Bad 小马 1: 你 know what to do. *Floors it as he passes a Mustang*
Toby: They're getting close to city limits.
Red: What do we do?
Bad 小马 2: *Firing bullets at them*
Toby: Return fire.
Red: *Opens her window, and shoots the back tire on the right side of the car*
Bad 小马 1: *Loses control, and goes into a field*

Stop the song

Toby: *Stops*
Red: We got them.
Bad 小马 2: I'm afraid I'm out of ammo.
Bad 小马 1: I knew we should have bought more.

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When 你 read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Toby & Red: *Pointing 枪 at the bad ponies*
Bad Ponies: *Getting out of the car*
Toby & Red: *Arresting the bad ponies*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *His voice is heard with Toby's, Julia's, and Red's having a conversation with them in the future* I guess I owe 你 an apology Toby.
Toby: An apology, what for?
Tim: For not believing that 你 would be a good driver.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Bad Ponies: *Getting placed in the car*
Red: We just proved that we have what it takes to drive, and operate a radio.
Julia: Yeah, but everything 你 did after that wasn't too grand.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Toby: Whatever are 你 talking about?
Tim: Rumor has it that 你 got in an argument with the state troopers about who would be taking the suspects in.
Toby: *Backing up, but crashes into a State Trooper's police car*

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Red: Hey, most of Neigh Jersey's State Troopers are known for having a bad attitude over everything.
Julia: Even so, it doesn't really help since 你 hit one of their cars.

Police cars furnished 由 Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Police Pony: *Gets out of the car*
Julia: 你 two still have a lot to learn.
Police Pony: *Talking to Toby, and Red*
Toby: Damn.
Tim: Hey, it's nothing to be mad about. We went through the same routine too.

摩托车 furnished 由 Kawasaki

Julia: I never did.
Tim: Yeah, okay Julia.
Julia: What? I really didn't!
Toby & Red: *Laughing*
Police Pony: *Taking the bad ponies out of Toby's car, and putting them into his*

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production

Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
苹果白兰地 & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern 小马 working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't 你 tell me?
Sneak Peak: 你 were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: 你 know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The Golden gun
The Golden gun
The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can 你 check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are 你 Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised 你 have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? 显示 yourself!
Hattan:...
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At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....


Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: 嘿 Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....


Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...
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苹果白兰地 & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his 秒 highest ranked 小马 to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...
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苹果白兰地 past the rest of the 日 with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole 日 with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she 说 goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back 首页 to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...
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posted by fefe2002
My little 小马 what is friendship is a series like my little 小马 friendship is magic its about a 小马 named bubble gum and she has so many 老友记 and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with 老友记 she still likes to learn 更多 about friendship.However she likes to give 更多 happiness to her 老友记 than she has ever done.




and that's my new series so if 你 want 更多 information just post on my 墙 the 问题 你 want to ask me :)
posted by mariofan14
It was a glorious 日 in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled 由 common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing 由 her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The 小马 in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...
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(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls 由 MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West 由 applejackrocks, Peppermint 由 DisneyFan333, Score Heights 由 Quillabex, Sugar 云, 云计算 由 misscrazel, and Cakey Cake 由 yours truly. I hope 你 all enjoy this.)

It was a great 日 in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. 你 see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some 老友记 over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake 显示 against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...
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Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan 你 stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck 你 do there
Dan - I here to defend 你 from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... 你 just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN 你 KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...
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The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: 苹果白兰地 watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need 更多 ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have 你 surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the 独角兽 horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...
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Gustav, the ponies, and I left the barn.

Sean: Alright. Where are the griffons going to attack next?
Gustav: I think they 说 they would take Canterlot, and Manehattan.
Rainbow Dash: 你 think? If you're lying I'll kill 你 myself!
Twilight Sparkle: No 你 won't.
Pinkie Pie: Gustav is innocent, and wouldn't do anything bad to us.
Canterlot soldier: That's a surprise. You're all mares.
Rarity: What's that supposed to mean?
Sean: I told 你 to stop being sexist.
Canterlot Soldier: Fuck 你 hedgehog!
Sean: *kills soldier* He was getting on my nerves talking to 你 like that.
Applejack: 你 didn't have...
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Previously a fight started in Baltimare involving ponies against griffons.

Griffon bomber: blow up the cars!
other GB: *blows up car*
Sean: Damnit!
Shredder: At least MOST of us have a way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Kill the griffons already! *kills griffons*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots grenade held 由 a GB*
Sean: Good work Pinkie.
Griffon 3416: *attacks 彩虹 Dash, but gets her neck broken*
Rainbow Dash: That oughta teach 你 not to mess with me!
Canterlot soldier: They're retreating!
Sean: A few of them are heading into that barn.

So the eight ponies, and hedgehog check inside the barn.

Twilight Sparkle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 下一个 日 Con was informed that the ponies he killed were working for a scientist named Dr. Ani. He was on an island about 18 miles west of San Franciscolt, and it was guarded 由 an army of Alicorns. When Con got to San Fran via airplane a green stallion was waiting for him in a white '60 corvette. Once they left the airport the stallion driving the corvette would take Con to the docks. A red pegasus with a purple mane would wait for him on a sailboat. From there the pegasus would help Con kill Dr. Ani, but first Con had to leave the airport. As he got in the car he noticed a '61 continental...
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(This contains my alicorn OC, Cakey Cake, as well as Disneyfan333's unicorn OC, Peppermint. Yes, 你 may ask why I ship Cakey Cake and Peppermint. No, 你 may not complain 或者 give me BS. Enjoy.)

It was a beautiful 日 in the town of Trottingham, where Peppermint was making candies with 古姆德罗普, 胶滴, 巴巴 in Gumdrop's 糖果 store, "Gumdrop Galore." The two were having a wonderful time together not only just 由 making candy, but just 由 hanging out together. But one day, Peppermint asked Gumdrop, "Don't 你 think that maybe I can try my peppermint tricks with another pony?" She explained that she thought...
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The 下一个 Day, Stormy, Nikki, Azura, CS, and Pacifica had decided to go for a walk around ponyville. Azura looked kind of worried, actually she was very worried.

Nikki: 你 alright sugarcube?
Azura: no.....I haven't seen Score for a while.
CS: I'm sure she's fine. Maybe she just got the Chicken Pox.
Pacifica: If 你 want Darling, we can go check on her.
Azura: That'll be just great!
Stormy: So? What are we waiting for? Lets go!

So, the 5 little ponies ran straight to Score's house. They knocked, and there was no answer. They knocked again, but still no answer. After 8 knocks, Nikki got annoyed 由 waiting...
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posted by applejackrocks
Howdy there fellow Bronies.

Some of y'all may know that The_Exorcist has deleted her Profile, thanks to that dumb Joka109. The_Exorcist was a very good friend. Even though she was only 10 years old, she was a amazing artist. And she was also very Humble, and as all of ya might know, she was a big 粉丝 Of the movie "The Exorcist".

I wrote this 文章 because she was mah best friend in Fanpop. And she was also bullied. Joka190, is the guy that caused The_Exorcist to leave. Maybe, she still goes on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 checking out Mlp, but without an account.

If 你 are 阅读 this The_Exorcist, everything...
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After they all hugged each other, they went back where the picnic was.....And there he was, Discord......

Discord: Well, I see that 你 survived my hypnotize powers.
Score: Get your Butt off that 王座, 宝座 Discord!
Azura: And where's Celestia?!
Discord: In Canterlot...
Nikki: So she ain't dead?
Discord: I never 说 she wasn't dead..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CS: Colts! 你 gotta go to Canterlot and find Celestia!
BS: OKAY!
Brawny: Let's go!

Pixel, Twirl, Brawny, BS, and Jack started galloping to Canterlot...

Stormy: Your not gonna stop them?
Discord: Nope. Why stop useless ponies?
CS: Grrrrrrrrrrr......
Discord: and...
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I stepped on the floating platform in a dark room. I looked all around me, nothing there was to see, all but the platfore and myself. A techie screen appeared out of no where infront of me. Moments laters a dark figure showed up on the screen. I couldn't detect who it was, but it looked awfully familiar.
"Identify yourself," the figure commanded.
"Princess Eclipse," I replied nervously.
"This is the one," the figure said. "Prepare the tests immediatley." The figure commanded. I knew he wasn't talking to me, but he was talking to someone else? All I knew is that the figure wasn't alone- where...
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