小马宝莉 Article: MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS 小马 SCRIPT PART 3

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MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS 小马 SCRIPT PART 3

posted by rainbowdhbrony1

THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD 你 HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL 你 SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS 你 TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY 或者 WHATEVER YOUR 小马 NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER REGIONS OF EQUESTRIA
"SOON VERY SOON TWILIGHT SPARKLE 你 AND YOUR PONIES MAGIC WILL BE MINE FOREVER HAAAAAAAAA YES!!!

"BUT PRINCESS HOW DO 你 KNOW SHE WILL FALL FOR YOUR EVIL TRAP ?

"BECAUSE I KNOW TWILIGHT TOO WELL ?

IT'S MIDNIGHT AND EVERYPONY IS IN THEIR BEDS SOUND ASLEEP EXCEPT PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE TOO BUSY FOR HER 老友记 STUDING ALCHEMISTY MAGIC CAN BE ADVENTUROUS AND DOWN RIGHT DANGEROUS AT TIMES AS SHE IS TRYING TO FIND A BOOK ABOUT THE DARKNESS PONIES BUT ONLY GETS THE STORY OF HOW NIGHTMARE MOON WAS CREATED.

SPIKE- TWILIGHT 你 BEEN UP FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS 你 SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP NOW? TWILIGHT SPARKLE SLEEPY TALK- "SPIKKKE YYYOU SHHHHOULDN'T WORRY TTTOOO MUCH ABOUUUT MEEE I'M FIND <SNORE> !

彩虹 DASH- "AHHHH COME ON THAT WAS CHEATING 你 DOWN RIGHT TRY TO WING DIVE ME LIKE THAT 你 COULD OF KILLED ME NOT COOL GRAY DASH"!

RARITY- "YES HAAAA THOSE DRESSES HAVE FEELINGS NOW DON'T BE ABSURD IT'S FANCY CLOTHES THEY CAN'T COME TO LIFE NOW SCARITY IN FACT HERE'S YOUR 小马夹克 "!

"WHAT DID 你 DO TO ME 小马 I WILL KILL 你 ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE "?

PINKIE PIE- "SO CLOWN PIE HAVE A SMILING PIE IN YOUR FACE "! CLOWN PIE-"ARHHHHH 你 MUST DIE !!!

苹果 JACK- "HEY 你 LOOK SO CUTE WHEN I EAT 你 "! "WHAT HOW COULD 你 NO EAT ME STAY AWAY FROM ME ".

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "IT'S TIME TO SEND 你 EVIL DARK PONIES BACK TO HELL !!! ARGGGGGHHHHH 你 MANE SIX I THOUGHT WE WERE FFFFFFFRIENDS !!!

SUDDENLY THE 5 EVIL MANE PONIES ARE SENT BACK TO HELL SO IT WOULD SEEM.

MYSTERIOUS PONY- "WELL WELL IF ISN'T ARE MAGICAL HERO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE I COME TO TAKE ALL 你 MANE SIX'ES MAGIC FOREVER AS I RULE PONYVILLE DIES AND YOUR KINGDOM FALLS TO IT'S GRAVEYARD INTO DARKNESS FOREVER! HAAAAAAAAAA I THE 皇后乐队 OF MY TOWN WILL BE WAITING FOR 你 ?

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "NO NO 你 ARE 你小马 I FEEL AS IF 你 ARE 皇后乐队 CHRYSALIS ?

"HAAAAAAAAAA GOODBYE !

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 4 !

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On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....

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The Storm Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her 商店 after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...

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The Storm Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe 说 that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were 下一个 to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that 你 did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need 你 to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once 你 return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 80 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 78 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what 你 did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did 你 do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know 你 didn't, but 你 need to be 更多 careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of 更多 repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest 星, 星级 Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 77: The End
Date: August 14, 1958
Location:...

巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 after the five years of solitary confinement

Papillon after the five years of solitary confinement

巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 was brought back to Devil's Island prison, and was placed in solitary confinement for five years. His mane was losing it's color, and one of his hooves were chipped.

Warden: Your five years of solitary confinement are over. You've paid part of your debt to France.
Papillon: *Sees two guards carrying Andre*
Warden: He's dead in case you're wondering.

That evening, as the sun was setting, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 watched the guards drop Andre's body into the sea. Sharks ate him.

Next morning, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 was moved to another part of the prison. He was now on 最佳, 返回页首 of a high cliff.

Guard: I'd find a place...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 75 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1958
Location: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Time: 9:51 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Ryan was being assigned to repair track at a station where both trains of the Southern Pacific, and the Santa Ne went. He often saw Stephanie there, but today she wanted to talk to Ryan.

Ryan: *Hammering in spike* There we go. Good as new.
Stephanie: *Walks over to Ryan*
Ryan: *Sees Stephanie* Oh, hey. It's been a while since I've seen you.
Stephanie: *Looks sad* Yeah.
Ryan: Is there something wrong?
Stephanie: Everypony has been so kind to me ever since I started working on this railway, but every...

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Sweet 苹果 Massicure Spoof Part 3

posted by Canada24

This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..

Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe 你 can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what 你 ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of 你 in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 74: Ryan To The Rescue
Date: August 4, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:19 AM
Railroad: Southern...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A new skit has arrived

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. 或者 to be 更多 specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!

Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting...

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A 圣诞节 Story Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie: *Walking with Flick, and Schwartz to school*
Flick: 你 wanna know what I got my old stallion for christmas?
Schwartz: What?
Flick: A 花 that squirts water. If a mare goes to sniff it, they get squirted on.
Schwartz: Oh, cool. I got my father-
Scut: *Hanging upside down from monkey bars* RAAHH!!
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Gets scared*

Gee, ordinarily when somepony wants your attention they would just say hi. It wasn't that way with Scut, and Grover.

Grover: *Points at Ralphie* Get over here!
Ralphie: Who, me?
Grover: Yeah you, get over here!
Ralphie: I can't Grover. I need to see...

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A 圣诞节 Story Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ralphie's dad's Foalsmobile

Ralphie: *Sitting at table*
Dad: *Walking into the house*
Dogs: *Following Dad*
Dad: No, get out of here!
Dogs: *Run away*
Dad: *Mumbling about his car, and goes into the kitchen* That hot damn Foals froze up again.

Some ponies are baptists. Others Catholic. My father was a Foalsmobile Stallion.

Dad: *Filling big pitcher with hot water* That son of a 婊子, 子 would freeze up during summer, on the middle of the Equator!
Mother: Little pitcher.
Dad: Thanks honey. *Hears noise* Shh. *Turns off water*

Our furnace started to break down again. 由 the entrance to the furnace room, black smoke was seen coming...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 2, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:02 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole's first job for the 日 was to drive a freight train northbound to Laramie, but she had twenty 分钟 until it was time for her to start her journey.

Nicole: *Walks into desert field*
Mexican Ponies: *Playing guitar, and maraca*
Ike: Good morning my special somepony. We have set up some targets for you.
Mirage: And we'd like to reward 你 with this. *Gives Nicole a Tommygun* Specially modified to hold 100 bullets in the round drum.
Nicole: *Shooting targets*
Ike: That's the way Nicole. If 你 shoot S.C....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, the train station
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Wilson: *Driving a passenger, and stops at the station*
Ponies: *Getting out of train*
Nicole: *Walks out of train, and goes to Pete's office*
Pete: *Opens his door* Welcome back Nicole.
Nicole: Thank you.
Pete: Now as you're probably aware, this section of the Union Pacific is crawling with gangsters. They try to derail the trains in order to get either money from passengers, 或者 things they really want from freight trains. You've got to be careful, and remember, there's a shotgun under...

MAPLEQUEST 2

posted by TotalDramaFan60

枫, 枫树 looked out at the 表 and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" 枫, 枫树 asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. 枫, 枫树 looked where Gummy was, right 由 her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" 枫, 枫树 asked. She looked around and then the 厨房 caught on fire. 枫, 枫树 gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. 或者 at least, for Maple.

Sonic Sunbeam

added by bluefire700

Source: I drew this and made up Spectra Dash.

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I 说 last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick 屁股 with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring...

Candy-Heart's Bio

posted by SpiritTheCat

Name: Candy-Heart

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Race: Earth-Pony

Born: Manehatten

Lives: Manehatten, briefly lived in Ponyville

Works: At A Bakery Called "Clumsily Candied"

Cutie-Mark: A dripping, candied 心 on a stick with a bite taken out of it. (Representing the 'heart' she puts into her cooking)

Talent: Baking 糕饼, 糖果 goods, specializing in toffees

Personality:
Candy-Heart is very sweet and generous; often baking for others and not for bits. Because of this, she often runs into money problems due to her poor financing. Even so, her money problems do not last long since ponies tend to pay her good...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 72 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 27, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 7:14 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut was driving a passenger train into Portland. 由 the time he got there, the stationmaster had a message for him.

Stationmaster: One of Nikki's coaches came off the rails. We need 你 to get a breakdown train, and help her out.
Donut: I just got here! *Sighs* Where is her train?
Stationmaster: Reno Neighvada.
Donut: That's too far away!!

But Donut had no choice. He had to help out with Nikki's train. The derailed coach was in the middle of the train.

Donut: *Stops breakdown train 下一个 to Nikki's train*
Worker...