小马宝莉 Article: MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS 小马 SCRIPT PART 3

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MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS 小马 SCRIPT PART 3

posted by rainbowdhbrony1

THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD 你 HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL 你 SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS 你 TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY 或者 WHATEVER YOUR 小马 NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER REGIONS OF EQUESTRIA
"SOON VERY SOON TWILIGHT SPARKLE 你 AND YOUR PONIES MAGIC WILL BE MINE FOREVER HAAAAAAAAA YES!!!

"BUT PRINCESS HOW DO 你 KNOW SHE WILL FALL FOR YOUR EVIL TRAP ?

"BECAUSE I KNOW TWILIGHT TOO WELL ?

IT'S MIDNIGHT AND EVERYPONY IS IN THEIR BEDS SOUND ASLEEP EXCEPT PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE TOO BUSY FOR HER 老友记 STUDING ALCHEMISTY MAGIC CAN BE ADVENTUROUS AND DOWN RIGHT DANGEROUS AT TIMES AS SHE IS TRYING TO FIND A BOOK ABOUT THE DARKNESS PONIES BUT ONLY GETS THE STORY OF HOW NIGHTMARE MOON WAS CREATED.

SPIKE- TWILIGHT 你 BEEN UP FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS 你 SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP NOW? TWILIGHT SPARKLE SLEEPY TALK- "SPIKKKE YYYOU SHHHHOULDN'T WORRY TTTOOO MUCH ABOUUUT MEEE I'M FIND <SNORE> !

彩虹 DASH- "AHHHH COME ON THAT WAS CHEATING 你 DOWN RIGHT TRY TO WING DIVE ME LIKE THAT 你 COULD OF KILLED ME NOT COOL GRAY DASH"!

RARITY- "YES HAAAA THOSE DRESSES HAVE FEELINGS NOW DON'T BE ABSURD IT'S FANCY CLOTHES THEY CAN'T COME TO LIFE NOW SCARITY IN FACT HERE'S YOUR 小马夹克 "!

"WHAT DID 你 DO TO ME 小马 I WILL KILL 你 ONCE I GET OUT OF HERE "?

PINKIE PIE- "SO CLOWN PIE HAVE A SMILING PIE IN YOUR FACE "! CLOWN PIE-"ARHHHHH 你 MUST DIE !!!

苹果 JACK- "HEY 你 LOOK SO CUTE WHEN I EAT 你 "! "WHAT HOW COULD 你 NO EAT ME STAY AWAY FROM ME ".

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "IT'S TIME TO SEND 你 EVIL DARK PONIES BACK TO HELL !!! ARGGGGGHHHHH 你 MANE SIX I THOUGHT WE WERE FFFFFFFRIENDS !!!

SUDDENLY THE 5 EVIL MANE PONIES ARE SENT BACK TO HELL SO IT WOULD SEEM.

MYSTERIOUS PONY- "WELL WELL IF ISN'T ARE MAGICAL HERO PRINCESS TWILIGHT SPARKLE I COME TO TAKE ALL 你 MANE SIX'ES MAGIC FOREVER AS I RULE PONYVILLE DIES AND YOUR KINGDOM FALLS TO IT'S GRAVEYARD INTO DARKNESS FOREVER! HAAAAAAAAAA I THE 皇后乐队 OF MY TOWN WILL BE WAITING FOR 你 ?

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "NO NO 你 ARE 你小马 I FEEL AS IF 你 ARE 皇后乐队 CHRYSALIS ?

"HAAAAAAAAAA GOODBYE !

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 4 !

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have 你 here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, 彩虹 Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) 你 can call me "anything 你 want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but 你 could call me "anything 你 want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: 你 should have some to keep 你 awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: 你 stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. 你 need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are 你 going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten 分钟 until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary 小马 folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called?
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse 你 do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chimney Sweep

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and 彩虹 Dash found my scooter. It was stolen 由 some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go 首页 Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... 你 know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of 小马 would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're 彩虹 Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of 彩虹 Dash, do 你 remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and 彩虹 Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why 你 shouldn't eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a 小马 was eating a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked 由 some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of 粉丝 fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...

On The Block Episode 15 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....

On The Block Episode 15 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do 你 mean 你 don't know? What caused 你 to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are 你 going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 83 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I 交叉, 十字架 the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just 下一个 to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Wonderbolt 显示 Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B 由 the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go 更多 into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case 饼干 returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are 你 talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll 移动 his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit 你 could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen 分钟 away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, 你 may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

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Spike It Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, 你 need to improve your performance. Especially 你 Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. 你 maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. 你 don't pass the ball to your teammates, 你 caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

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Project Nexus ACT 1 Part 1 "Introduction"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if 你 dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like 写作 some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered 由 wastelands. Only some 《勇敢传说》 ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

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Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be 更多 swearing than last time (And it'll be 更多 intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls 讨好, 小鹿 over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

彩虹 Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* 嘿 look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...

Ponies On The Rails: The Human World Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The mirror

Location: The 小马 world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in 床, 床上 with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they 说 they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a 台, 办公桌 in a small building at a harbor* What makes 你 think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed 由 a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...