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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station

Lewis: *Walking with Bob, and Shawn, as they escort Benjamin to his cell*
Officer 88: What did this guy do?
Bob: He pulled a gun on an officer.
Benjamin: But he started it!
Shawn: Shut up! I didn't start anything!
Benjamin: He pulled the gun on me first!!
Shawn: Get the fuck in your cell!!!! *Pushes Benjamin into a cell* And get some tape to cover his mouth. We're leaving the cuffs on him.
Officer 88: Yes sir.

We were just gonna head back to The Silver Ballroom after bringing Ben in, but something caught our attention. The rear end of a mare so sexy, she could be on a playcolt magazine. She was one of two 台, 办公桌 clerks that worked the night shift, and the other one? Well, we didn't care too much for the other one. This mare had it all.

Mare: Hi boys.
Lewis: You're so hot.
Bob: I think you're gonna make my nose bleed if 你 keep looking sexy like that.
Mare: That's what I'm here for.
Lewis: *Laughs* I like this mare.
Shawn: She's got a nice body, and a sense of humor.
Mare: So, who was that 小马 你 just brought in here?
Shawn: That's the most annoying 小马 in all of Equestria.
Lewis: His name is Benjamin Guarino.

Every time we tried to leave, that mare would say something to make us stay. Before we knew it, we left at 1:55.

Bob: Oh, that was great.
Shawn: I think I'm gonna fall asleep here. Is that okay?
Lewis: Sure, if 你 want to be left behind.
Shawn: No, I'm kidding. I'll make it.

But inside the jail

Benjamin: *Getting his tape, and hoof cuffs removed. He gives $800 to the cop who set him loose*

Lewis, Bob, and Shawn were driving a 1994 Chevrolet Caprice down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-

Now as 你 can tell, we were all tired, and wanted to go straight to bed, but as soon as we got that call, we decided to do our job, then go straight to bed. I still remember this like it was yesterday.

Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin Guarino.
Bob: No!
Shawn: We just put him in jail.
Bob: Now we're gonna send him to hell!

We were tired, especially Shawn. He didn't want to put up with Guarino anymore.

Outside of the bank.

Lewis: Wait for him. No other cops are around. Lay low, he won't see us.
Benjamin: *Steps out of the bank*
Shawn: *Runs out of the car* BEN!!!
Benjamin: *Running*
Shawn: *Catches him, and slams his head into a 墙 five times* You're supposed to be in jail!! *Pushes him onto the sidewalk, and grabs a Walther. He shoots seven bullets into Benjamin's head*
Lewis: *Watching Shawn drag Ben back to the car.*
Bob: Alright, glad that's over.
Shawn: *Opens the trunk, and puts Benjamin's body inside* You're telling me. This cocksucker won't be bothering anyone anymore.

At a railway yard

Shawn & Bob: *Digging a hole*
Lewis: *Watching to make sure no one sees them*
Engineer: *Driving a train in the distance, and blows the horn twice*
Shawn & Bob: *Putting Benjamin's body, and the shovels 下一个 to the car, out of sight*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train again, as he passes with a freight train*
Lewis: Alright, he can't see us anymore.
Bob & Shawn: *Continue digging*
Shawn: 你 think that's deep enough now?
Bob: Eh, not yet. Three 更多 digs, and we're good.
Shawn: *Continues digging*
Bob: And, stop.
Shawn: *Rolls Benjamin into the hole* Let's hope this piece of shit doesn't rest in peace. He doesn't deserve it.
Bob: Word. Let's go.
Lewis: *Gets back in his car with the others, and drives away*

2 B Continued
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posted by Canada24
 Stay outta mah shed!
Stay outta mah shed!
Back at Canterlot.

Princess Celestia was sitting 由 herself, probably 迷失 in thought.

When suddenly prime Spike's letter finally reached her.

"Ohh, what's this about" Celestia thought outloud, as she opened to letter.

Dear Princess..
Twilight wasn't so sure it was worth sending 你 this letter. Believing 你 won't take us seriously about such things, and maybe 你 won't, but I'm letting 你 know anyway. Rather 你 believe me 或者 not. Some dobblegangers escaped into our universe, and I'm hoping that maybe your know a way to bring them back.. And far far away from me.
Signally yours.
Pinkie Pie.

But...
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 Luna in the Everfree Forest.
Luna in the Everfree Forest.
Luna turned her head quickly. ''What was that?'' she questioned. She was scared because they might reveal her to Princess Celestia. Luna walked slowly to where the noise was coming from. It sounded like a snake. ''He-hello?'' Luna 说 aloud. ''Is anyone there?'' King Sombra heard the voice. he smirked and said, ''If I can get the Princess under my spell, I can get the crystal heart.'' Sombra got closer to the voice. Princess Luna gasped and said, ''Who are you?''. 'I'm Celestia's worst enemy.''King Sombra replied. ''What did 你 do to her?'' asked Luna. ''I'll tell 你 the story....''.

''Twilight!...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
"Now, can anyone tell me how a Sonic Rainboom is made? Anyone? Fluttershy. Would 你 like to try?"

I snapped back to reality after my beautiful daydream. Looking around, everypony was staring right at me. I hid behind my 粉, 粉色 mane and squeaked.

"C-Could y-you r-repeat th-the q-question, M-Mr. S-Skyhigh?" I mumbled, my voice barely audible than usual.

"How is a Sonic Rainboom made?"

I paused for a moment. I was about to answer his 问题 until I heard a, "Ooh! Me! Me!"

A few desks behind me was 彩虹 Dash, the most 流行的 filly in Junior Speedster Flight Camp. She was waving her hoof around...
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