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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station

Lewis: *Walking with Bob, and Shawn, as they escort Benjamin to his cell*
Officer 88: What did this guy do?
Bob: He pulled a gun on an officer.
Benjamin: But he started it!
Shawn: Shut up! I didn't start anything!
Benjamin: He pulled the gun on me first!!
Shawn: Get the fuck in your cell!!!! *Pushes Benjamin into a cell* And get some tape to cover his mouth. We're leaving the cuffs on him.
Officer 88: Yes sir.

We were just gonna head back to The Silver Ballroom after bringing Ben in, but something caught our attention. The rear end of a mare so sexy, she could be on a playcolt magazine. She was one of two 台, 办公桌 clerks that worked the night shift, and the other one? Well, we didn't care too much for the other one. This mare had it all.

Mare: Hi boys.
Lewis: You're so hot.
Bob: I think you're gonna make my nose bleed if 你 keep looking sexy like that.
Mare: That's what I'm here for.
Lewis: *Laughs* I like this mare.
Shawn: She's got a nice body, and a sense of humor.
Mare: So, who was that 小马 你 just brought in here?
Shawn: That's the most annoying 小马 in all of Equestria.
Lewis: His name is Benjamin Guarino.

Every time we tried to leave, that mare would say something to make us stay. Before we knew it, we left at 1:55.

Bob: Oh, that was great.
Shawn: I think I'm gonna fall asleep here. Is that okay?
Lewis: Sure, if 你 want to be left behind.
Shawn: No, I'm kidding. I'll make it.

But inside the jail

Benjamin: *Getting his tape, and hoof cuffs removed. He gives $800 to the cop who set him loose*

Lewis, Bob, and Shawn were driving a 1994 Chevrolet Caprice down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-

Now as 你 can tell, we were all tired, and wanted to go straight to bed, but as soon as we got that call, we decided to do our job, then go straight to bed. I still remember this like it was yesterday.

Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin Guarino.
Bob: No!
Shawn: We just put him in jail.
Bob: Now we're gonna send him to hell!

We were tired, especially Shawn. He didn't want to put up with Guarino anymore.

Outside of the bank.

Lewis: Wait for him. No other cops are around. Lay low, he won't see us.
Benjamin: *Steps out of the bank*
Shawn: *Runs out of the car* BEN!!!
Benjamin: *Running*
Shawn: *Catches him, and slams his head into a 墙 five times* You're supposed to be in jail!! *Pushes him onto the sidewalk, and grabs a Walther. He shoots seven bullets into Benjamin's head*
Lewis: *Watching Shawn drag Ben back to the car.*
Bob: Alright, glad that's over.
Shawn: *Opens the trunk, and puts Benjamin's body inside* You're telling me. This cocksucker won't be bothering anyone anymore.

At a railway yard

Shawn & Bob: *Digging a hole*
Lewis: *Watching to make sure no one sees them*
Engineer: *Driving a train in the distance, and blows the horn twice*
Shawn & Bob: *Putting Benjamin's body, and the shovels 下一个 to the car, out of sight*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train again, as he passes with a freight train*
Lewis: Alright, he can't see us anymore.
Bob & Shawn: *Continue digging*
Shawn: 你 think that's deep enough now?
Bob: Eh, not yet. Three 更多 digs, and we're good.
Shawn: *Continues digging*
Bob: And, stop.
Shawn: *Rolls Benjamin into the hole* Let's hope this piece of shit doesn't rest in peace. He doesn't deserve it.
Bob: Word. Let's go.
Lewis: *Gets back in his car with the others, and drives away*

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 阿帕卢萨马, 阿帕卢萨, 阿巴鲁萨 Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten 更多 laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do 你 think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a 分钟 later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, 你 get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank 你 so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by applejackrocks1
苹果白兰地 awoke. She sneezed as she looked around. She saw nopony. She sure wasn't in the Everfree forest.

Applejack: What is this place?!?
??????: *pops out of bushes*
Applejack: GAH! *coughs*
??????: Don't worry, ah ain't gonna hurt ya...
Applejack: Who ate you?! And how did 你 find me?!
??????: A timberwolf was about to eat ya, so ah saved ya.
Applejack: T-Thanks....
??????: Here sugarcube. *Hands a 夹克 to AJ*
Applejack: *smiles* Thanks,....so...what's your name?
??????: Just...somepony....
Applejack: Who is???
??????: *sigh* My name is...Brawny Spirit.
Applejack: That's a cute name *giggles*
Brawny:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ula.
Ula.
Apparently the plan did not work. Con went to a place where Hattan went, while Berry Goodnight wanted nothing to do with him.

Con: Stupid Berry, I'll stop Hattan Scaramanga without her help. *disguises himself as Hattan*
korean captain: Ah, Miss. Scaramanga. 你 look beautiful today.
Con: Thank you. Now I have something to tell you.
korean captain: What might that be?
Con: I just met somepony that will be disguised as me. He works for the C.I.E, and his name is Con Mane.
korean captain: Understood. We will take care of him once we see him.
Con: Thank 你 *leaves*
Hattan: Who was that pony?
Korean...
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Okay, this time, Azura, Nikki, Score, Cotton Swirl, stormy, Jack, 蓝莓 Swirl, Brawny, Twirl, Pixel, and Pacifica ran to the same place where they last saw Discord. Pacifica was all dressed up as she was going to go to are resort, she had high heels on cause she was afraid she was going to touch dirt. Pacifica, as usual was mean to Nikki and Score. She told them to carry her all the way to our destiny. Nikki and Score didn't wanted to do it but they knew what would happen if they didn't. So they carried her.

Nikki: *pant* *pant* are we there yet?
Score: *pant* I don't think so
Stormy: Why...
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posted by applejackrocks
lets continue with the story... ..


AJ: (wakes up) huh? .......PINKIE!! Where are ya! (looks around in panic) Pinkie pie? Pinkie? (sees Pinkie's body in the floor covered with blood) No, No, NO! wake up sugarcube! d-dont leave me here.......alone........c'mon! wake up! Pinkie?....pinkie pie?... ..she's dead....FOREVER! (a tear rolls down her cheek)

Pinkie: APRIL FOOLS! *giggles*
AJ: what the hay?
Pinkie: hehe gotcha there *winks*
AJ: *face palm* oh pinkie! *giggles
Pinkie: so.....
AJ: wait, hpw did 你 got rid of the lion?
Pinkie: I just gave him a piece of cake!
AJ: uhhhhh....okay? ummmm so......
Pinkie:...
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Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a 浓情巧克力 rain cloud, squeezed it, and 浓情巧克力 牛奶 came into the glass. As he threw the 云, 云计算 to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. 你 need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord 或者 else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
Sean The Hedgehog presents

Based off the roleplay 由 Applejackrocks1

Hedgehog In Ponyville, and the Grand Galloping Gala

Dedicated to Applejackrocks1

I miss her so much :(

It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.

Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits 由 door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*

I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.

Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see 你 again!! How is everything?
Robotnik: Wunderbar,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
下一个 morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope 你 all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The 显示 was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The 显示 will be available to buy on blu 射线, 雷 for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but 你 changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, 你 caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, 你 know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time 你 even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got 你 that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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