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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked 由 those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but 嘿 I won't give 你 any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so 你 can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are 你 helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel 你 will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - 显示 yourself and stop using radio 你 are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still 最佳, 返回页首 wanted and I don't want to 显示 myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy 《金装律师》 ammo and orther things 你 need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. 你 will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where 你 want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief 你 in. 你 are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of 金牌 recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of 你 will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get inside, in 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 explode the titanium 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get the gold, anything else 你 are getting for yourself if 你 want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone 移动 或者 we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them 你 can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
小马 - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 分钟 later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your 屁股 speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, 你 and 你 with kid go with me *goes to 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told 你 small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the 面包车, 范 come on!
FI - Nice 你 go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis continued 写作 his letter to another 小马 named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great 老友记 with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to 加入 the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: 你 knew this entire time, and 你 didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if 你 want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for 你 Mirage, I want 你 to work in the train...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the 街, 街道 outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan 街, 街道 was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting 更多 太空 in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about 你 stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, 或者 the brakes....
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