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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked 由 those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but 嘿 I won't give 你 any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so 你 can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are 你 helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel 你 will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - 显示 yourself and stop using radio 你 are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still 最佳, 返回页首 wanted and I don't want to 显示 myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy 《金装律师》 ammo and orther things 你 need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. 你 will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where 你 want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief 你 in. 你 are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of 金牌 recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of 你 will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get inside, in 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 explode the titanium 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get the gold, anything else 你 are getting for yourself if 你 want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone 移动 或者 we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them 你 can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
小马 - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 分钟 later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your 屁股 speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, 你 and 你 with kid go with me *goes to 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told 你 small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the 面包车, 范 come on!
FI - Nice 你 go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



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posted by Dragon-88
 Princess Luna asks Blazin' to hang out with her for a whole 日 since Celestia has a lot of time on her hooves.
Princess Luna asks Blazin' to hang out with her for a whole day since Celestia has a lot of time on her hooves.
Ok, so Blazin' wakes up to see Sapphire walking around, not with him this time. He bounds out of 床, 床上 zooming out the house to catch up with her.

Blazin': Hey, where are 你 going?

Sapphire: I'm taking the time to make some 老友记 on my own. 你 showed me how, and I have to thank 你 for that. I don't need your help now. I can do it.

Blazin': But who am I supposed to spend a whole 日 with? I 爱情 you!

Sapphire: I know. I 爱情 你 too. I'm sure you'll find someone. Have fun!

Blazin: OK, catch 你 later! *goes home*

He is now sitting in a chair 下一个 to the front window. After an hour, he falls asleep.......
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The last we saw our heroes, the horrible King 眼镜蛇 was just attacking; his body was not affected 由 the icy breeze caused 由 Snowflake. But before we return to them, let's travel hundreds of feet below the earth, in a barely lit cavern. Laying around the light were Princess Cadence and Princess Luna. Leaning up against the closest 墙 was a large mirror. As Luna and Cadence lay asleep, the mirror began to glow and rattle. Luna awoke, startled. She nudged Cadence, and they summoned the last of their strength, preparing to fight. Out of the mirror walked a fellow 小马 with a purple and black...
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posted by karinabrony
 Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...
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Hello all, Quillabex here.

It's time to talk critic now, and 你 know what that means.

Yep, half opinion, half review, 你 know what I mean.

Okay let's just cut to it.

Double Rainboom is a 粉丝 made 动画片 directed and written 由 Zachary Rich. There was lots and lots of animators, like legitemental, A LOT of animators. It took about a 年 to create and was his Senior Film in order to graduate from SCAD.

Double Rainboom was mainly about Twilight Sparkle and 彩虹 Dash testing out a new potion that Twilight had never created. 彩虹 drank the potion and was affected with super speed and could...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The 柩车, 灵魂, 灵车 that chases Con
The hearse that chases Con
"What's new P?" Con asked. P then told Con about three old stallions driving around Equestria killing agents from nearly every spy organization. "We've tried contacting Sunny, but she won't reply." "That can't be good." Con said, "I'll go see if she's allright." So Con drove to where Sunny lived, and then the he saw the hearse, a '79 Coltillac. They stayed behind Con for a while, but on a sharp turn things got worse. The 柩车, 灵魂, 灵车 got 下一个 to Con's car, and rammed into it. Con rammed the hearse, and almost got it to go off the road. A little while later they got towards a road work crew. Con got...
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posted by btflash
I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If 你 read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before 你 quit. If 你 do plan on 阅读 through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.












I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think...
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Not all of the shorts that 你 will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope 你 enjoy all four of them.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Wings

Applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth 杯形饼, 蛋糕 你 had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, 苹果白兰地 went to...
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The woodland critters continue decorating their 树 and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. 你 came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing 你 anymore favors and I'm not letting 你 give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: 你 heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if 你 and your lady...
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年 of the waifu!
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magic
friendship
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fluttershy
my little 小马
小马宝莉
Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... Phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!

Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!

Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so.

Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!

Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we celebrated earlier doesn't mean 你 drink ALL the wine.

Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would 你 mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients...
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