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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of 你 don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane 你 do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, 或者 else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just before the plane was about to land in Kamodlawe

Don Castalini: *Sees the island that they're going to land on* Wake up Larry.
Larry: *Wakes up*
Adrenaline: We should be meeting those guys soon. Hopefully, it will be the last time we meet them.
Pilot: *Lands the plane at the airport*
Don Castalini: *Gets up to walk off the plane*

The entire group gets off, and they steal two trucks.

Castalini Ponies: *Getting in one truck*
Larry: *With Adrenaline, and Don Castalini in another truck*

They drove the trucks, and soon arrive at Don Meladori's house.

Larry: Okay, we're here. *Stops the truck*
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Don Castalini: Storm inside, and kill them all.
Adrenaline: Works for me.
Larry: It's the only thing we can do, so I'm okay with that.
Castalini Ponies: *Grabbing molotovs, and Tommyguns*
Adrenaline: *Loads his gun*
Larry: *Gets his M14 set up*
Don Castalini: 你 still have that damn thing?
Larry: *Nods* They've only been around for two years.
Adrenaline: Okay, ready.
Castalini Ponies: *Throw a molotov through the front window setting the house on fire*
Adrenaline: So, do we wait for them to run out, 或者 do we just run in?
Don Castalini: Both. You, and Larry go in there.
Larry: *Runs to the front door*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Pushes the door open with his gun, and shoots three Meladori ponies*
Adrenaline: *Shoots at them as well*
Larry: Seems clear, let's go in. *Runs inside, and looks around the house* I don't see anypony, they might be upstairs.
Adrenaline: Then lets go *Heads upstairs*
Larry: *Following Adrenaline*
Meladori Ponies: *Running outside of the house*
Castalini Ponies: *Shoot the Meladori ponies to death*
Don Castalini: Good work. I wonder how those two are holding up.
Adrenaline: *Finds two of them inside and shoots them*
Larry: Go left, I'll check the rooms on the right. *Slowly walks to the right*
Adrenaline: *Heads to the other rooms*
Meladori Pony: *Runs towards Larry with a knife*
Larry: *Shoots him to death*
Meladori Pony: *Falls down*
Larry: Where's the Don?
Adrenaline: *Shoots a group of them in one of the rooms*
Don Meladori: *Shoots Adrenaline in the leg*
Larry: HEY! *Shoots Don Meladori*
Don Meladori: *Falls down, dropping his gun* 你 two raped my wife.
Larry: She was asking for it!
Don Meladori: *Grabs a .38*
Larry: *Kills Don Meladori, and walks to Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: (Gripping the bullet hole) Goddamn.
Larry: *Picks up Adrenaline* Hey, we did it. We got rid of the Meladori Mafia. *Walks out of the house* You're gonna make it back into Maui alive. 你 hear me?
Adrenaline: I hear you, but I feel like I'm gonna die soon.
Larry: Just hang in there.
Don Castalini: Everything went alright?
Larry: Almost.
Don Castalini: *Notices Adrenaline got shot* Oh.
Larry: We gotta get the bullet out somehow.
Adrenaline: I think a hospital could help.
Don Castalini: I know that, but what I don't know is where the hospital is. I've never been in this area before.
Larry: Perhaps there's one near the airport. I think I remember seeing one on our way here.
Adrenalin: Good. Lets go.

They all get in the truck, and drive to the hospital.

2 B Continued
LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would 你 help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely 你 must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of 唱歌 the 彩虹 factory 音乐 video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth 墙 styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told 你 not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd 你 bring me to Cake N' 培根 for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, 由 all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me 更多 reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what 你 think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case 饼干 were at a phone booth 由 a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case 饼干 blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan 小马 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions 你 cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are 你 laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are 你 doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes 你 think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want 你 to do.
Thomas: I thought 你 说 there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want 你 to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe 你 lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, 你 go on one side of the net, and the rest of 你 stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws 排球 to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond 狗 got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair 小马 fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if 你 don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right now!!
Ditto: We're taking all of the money in this bank!...
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1: PINKIE PIE:
I kinda hated her at first, but the voice that began as annoying slowly started growing on me, and after seeing Baby Cakes for the first time (back when I first started watching, and I did so in order, after finding good sights) I started realising how everything about her makes 你 want to hug her, and her cuteness level never stopped sense..

2: 彩虹 DASH:
She never use to be someone I considered as cute.
But when I started making those 视频 (only ones left around are on my club) I started realising how adorable she is when 你 don't have sound on.

3: SCOOTALOO:
Like Dash...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal 民意调查 that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the 民意调查 由 other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting 你 to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help 你 with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

* * *

Director Nick: I want all of 你 to prepare...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. 你 don't sound too well. Are 你 okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling 你 earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: 你 do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This 日 just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see 你 when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...
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