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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of 你 don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane 你 do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, 或者 else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just before the plane was about to land in Kamodlawe

Don Castalini: *Sees the island that they're going to land on* Wake up Larry.
Larry: *Wakes up*
Adrenaline: We should be meeting those guys soon. Hopefully, it will be the last time we meet them.
Pilot: *Lands the plane at the airport*
Don Castalini: *Gets up to walk off the plane*

The entire group gets off, and they steal two trucks.

Castalini Ponies: *Getting in one truck*
Larry: *With Adrenaline, and Don Castalini in another truck*

They drove the trucks, and soon arrive at Don Meladori's house.

Larry: Okay, we're here. *Stops the truck*
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Don Castalini: Storm inside, and kill them all.
Adrenaline: Works for me.
Larry: It's the only thing we can do, so I'm okay with that.
Castalini Ponies: *Grabbing molotovs, and Tommyguns*
Adrenaline: *Loads his gun*
Larry: *Gets his M14 set up*
Don Castalini: 你 still have that damn thing?
Larry: *Nods* They've only been around for two years.
Adrenaline: Okay, ready.
Castalini Ponies: *Throw a molotov through the front window setting the house on fire*
Adrenaline: So, do we wait for them to run out, 或者 do we just run in?
Don Castalini: Both. You, and Larry go in there.
Larry: *Runs to the front door*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Pushes the door open with his gun, and shoots three Meladori ponies*
Adrenaline: *Shoots at them as well*
Larry: Seems clear, let's go in. *Runs inside, and looks around the house* I don't see anypony, they might be upstairs.
Adrenaline: Then lets go *Heads upstairs*
Larry: *Following Adrenaline*
Meladori Ponies: *Running outside of the house*
Castalini Ponies: *Shoot the Meladori ponies to death*
Don Castalini: Good work. I wonder how those two are holding up.
Adrenaline: *Finds two of them inside and shoots them*
Larry: Go left, I'll check the rooms on the right. *Slowly walks to the right*
Adrenaline: *Heads to the other rooms*
Meladori Pony: *Runs towards Larry with a knife*
Larry: *Shoots him to death*
Meladori Pony: *Falls down*
Larry: Where's the Don?
Adrenaline: *Shoots a group of them in one of the rooms*
Don Meladori: *Shoots Adrenaline in the leg*
Larry: HEY! *Shoots Don Meladori*
Don Meladori: *Falls down, dropping his gun* 你 two raped my wife.
Larry: She was asking for it!
Don Meladori: *Grabs a .38*
Larry: *Kills Don Meladori, and walks to Adrenaline*
Adrenaline: (Gripping the bullet hole) Goddamn.
Larry: *Picks up Adrenaline* Hey, we did it. We got rid of the Meladori Mafia. *Walks out of the house* You're gonna make it back into Maui alive. 你 hear me?
Adrenaline: I hear you, but I feel like I'm gonna die soon.
Larry: Just hang in there.
Don Castalini: Everything went alright?
Larry: Almost.
Don Castalini: *Notices Adrenaline got shot* Oh.
Larry: We gotta get the bullet out somehow.
Adrenaline: I think a hospital could help.
Don Castalini: I know that, but what I don't know is where the hospital is. I've never been in this area before.
Larry: Perhaps there's one near the airport. I think I remember seeing one on our way here.
Adrenalin: Good. Lets go.

They all get in the truck, and drive to the hospital.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the 前一个 part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching 更多 television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still 展示 that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: 纸杯蛋糕 COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope 你 enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if 你 didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI 小马 who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed 由 that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground 由 Saten...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating 圣诞节 at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do 你 like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
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posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations 或者 any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not 矢追 或者 yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging 彩虹 Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
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Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad 日 for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To 显示 你 what we're talking about, let me 显示 你 four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do 你 think 你 have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help 你 find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
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YTP is short for youtobe poop. I have no idea why it's called that, so don't ask me.
video
my
magic
friendship
彩虹 dash
is
fluttershy
my little 小马
小马宝莉
 Searin' (Blazin's mom, 下一个 to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
Searin' (Blazin's mom, next to Blazin's dad Scorchin) sure looks happy about the new foal!
As of now, Blazin's parent's are at the hospital waiting for the 驹, 小马驹 to arrive. Blazin' is sitting at home, accompanied 由 Celestia, because Luna was asleep during the day. It was a long wait, and he was getting nervous.

Celestia: Please relax, everything will be fine. Your sister will be here soon, I'm sure of it.

Blazin': I know, but waiting is just making me 更多 nervous....

The mane six were in a corner of his living room, staring at him like he was hyped on sugar.

Rarity: This is 由 far the scariest I've seen him so far. He's not even doing anything, but still...

Blazin' suddenly looks at...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
And now, it's time for fanmail from your 最喜爱的 six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, 由 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think 你 sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?

Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one...
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In the 前一个 part of this story, we saw a few ponies working on a railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that carries a lot of ponies to hundreds of cities all around Equestria. Now, there's another railroad 你 get to read about called The Union Pacific. Though it doesn't serve all three of the regions in Equestria, the Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, 或者 western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't...
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