Date: February 3, 1960
Location: Hillsdale, Wyoming
Time: 8:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask 你 something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: 你 gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.
Two hours later, Dan met up with Putnam, and Amanda after their inspection on the line.
Amanda: My journey was god awful.
Mirage: What? Just for the two red signals we had to stop at?
Amanda; And 你 went too fast on a turn.
Mirage: Okay, two minor things, but the trip was still smooth, and we made it to our destination on time.
Putnam: My ride to Laramie was bad. So bad, 你 should change the name of that city to Laralame.
Pete: The way 你 changed that city's name was lame.
Dan: I enjoyed my ride to North Platte.
Amanda: What did 你 say?
Dan: I enjoyed it.
Amanda: You're not supposed to say that!
Putnam: If 你 put in a good 报道 on this railway, it won't go out of business.
Stylo: You're giving us bad reports on purpose?!
Putnam: Duh, we've been doing it with half of the railroads in Equestria.
Dan: They're trying to get all railroads bankrupt so 更多 ponies rely on cars, and airplanes. Now, I'm no longer part of that.
Amanda: 你 can't quit!!
Dan: Can, and did.
Putnam: 你 don't realize what you're doing.
Amanda: 你 jerk off. We'll get back at 你 for this!
Dan: I have a feeling 你 won't.
Putnam left with Amanda.
Dan: *Looking at the notes, and documents Amanda, and Putnam gave to him* It's a shame they rely on me too much.
Pete: Now they can't make any reports on us.
Dan: That's right.
After that, Dan joined the Union Pacific, and became an engineer.
The End
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
A gangster with a sniper 步枪 causes havoc in the yards.
Location: Hillsdale, Wyoming
Time: 8:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask 你 something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: 你 gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.
Two hours later, Dan met up with Putnam, and Amanda after their inspection on the line.
Amanda: My journey was god awful.
Mirage: What? Just for the two red signals we had to stop at?
Amanda; And 你 went too fast on a turn.
Mirage: Okay, two minor things, but the trip was still smooth, and we made it to our destination on time.
Putnam: My ride to Laramie was bad. So bad, 你 should change the name of that city to Laralame.
Pete: The way 你 changed that city's name was lame.
Dan: I enjoyed my ride to North Platte.
Amanda: What did 你 say?
Dan: I enjoyed it.
Amanda: You're not supposed to say that!
Putnam: If 你 put in a good 报道 on this railway, it won't go out of business.
Stylo: You're giving us bad reports on purpose?!
Putnam: Duh, we've been doing it with half of the railroads in Equestria.
Dan: They're trying to get all railroads bankrupt so 更多 ponies rely on cars, and airplanes. Now, I'm no longer part of that.
Amanda: 你 can't quit!!
Dan: Can, and did.
Putnam: 你 don't realize what you're doing.
Amanda: 你 jerk off. We'll get back at 你 for this!
Dan: I have a feeling 你 won't.
Putnam left with Amanda.
Dan: *Looking at the notes, and documents Amanda, and Putnam gave to him* It's a shame they rely on me too much.
Pete: Now they can't make any reports on us.
Dan: That's right.
After that, Dan joined the Union Pacific, and became an engineer.
The End
On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails
A gangster with a sniper 步枪 causes havoc in the yards.
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Lola's car
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. 你 realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find 爱情 in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS 爱情 me.
Ditto: 你 got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. 或者 hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck 你 too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. 你 realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find 爱情 in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS 爱情 me.
Ditto: 你 got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. 或者 hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck 你 too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
