Date: February 3, 1960
Location: Hillsdale, Wyoming
Time: 8:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask 你 something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: 你 gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.

Two hours later, Dan met up with Putnam, and Amanda after their inspection on the line.

Amanda: My journey was god awful.
Mirage: What? Just for the two red signals we had to stop at?
Amanda; And 你 went too fast on a turn.
Mirage: Okay, two minor things, but the trip was still smooth, and we made it to our destination on time.
Putnam: My ride to Laramie was bad. So bad, 你 should change the name of that city to Laralame.
Pete: The way 你 changed that city's name was lame.
Dan: I enjoyed my ride to North Platte.
Amanda: What did 你 say?
Dan: I enjoyed it.
Amanda: You're not supposed to say that!
Putnam: If 你 put in a good 报道 on this railway, it won't go out of business.
Stylo: You're giving us bad reports on purpose?!
Putnam: Duh, we've been doing it with half of the railroads in Equestria.
Dan: They're trying to get all railroads bankrupt so 更多 ponies rely on cars, and airplanes. Now, I'm no longer part of that.
Amanda: 你 can't quit!!
Dan: Can, and did.
Putnam: 你 don't realize what you're doing.
Amanda: 你 jerk off. We'll get back at 你 for this!
Dan: I have a feeling 你 won't.

Putnam left with Amanda.

Dan: *Looking at the notes, and documents Amanda, and Putnam gave to him* It's a shame they rely on me too much.
Pete: Now they can't make any reports on us.
Dan: That's right.

After that, Dan joined the Union Pacific, and became an engineer.

The End

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