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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 23: Neighsayer

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I 爱情 this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the 评论 on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, 或者 maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: 耶稣 christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are 你 really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, 或者 mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If 你 make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up 下一个 is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Nazi pilot was flying his airplane to the front of our train

Sean: He's going to bomb the tracks!! *goes to ladder*
Rainbow Dash: What are 你 doing?
Sean: Shooting that plane down before he destroys the rails! *climbs to roof*
Nazi pilot: *flying to the front of train*
Sean: *shoots airplane*
Nazi pilot: *turns around*
Sean: *stands still*
Nazi Pilot: Auf wiedershen hedgehog! *about to shoot guns*
Sean: *grabs airplane*
Nazi pilot: Was ist das?!
Sean: *throws airplane away*
Nazi pilot: NEIN!! *crashes*
Twilight: Man, is he ok?
Sean: No *climbs down* I'm better then that. I'm great!
Mane 6: Alright!!...
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posted by Canada24
The five mares finally approached where poor Twilight was being held.

but when they reached the door, it was trap, and they down a hole, and landed in the very cage area, we're Ganger, and possibly others, we're 'turned'.

"Well well, nice of 你 to 'drop' in" Chrysalis mocked.

Rainbow and AppleJack both growled at her, like angry 狗 almost.

"Haha, good seeing 你 two ladies" Chrysalis mocked.

"Let us outta of her!" 彩虹 ordered.

"Haha. Ditto's right, 你 ponies are cute when angry. But it's not gonna save you" Chrysalis replied.

"Some one say my name?" Ditto asked, coming into view.

"Oh Ditto....
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Back at Sweet 苹果 Acres

RDP 彩虹 Dash: *wakes up* 嘿 Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet 苹果 Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP 彩虹 Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: 彩虹 Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP 彩虹 Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get 你 free *unties 彩虹 Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP 彩虹 Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP 彩虹 Dash: *pushes...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It started to rain..

Nikki: UGH! I hate them!!!!

A mare approached in front of Nikki...

???: Hi!
Nikki: Uhh..Hi?
???: 你 hate Diamond Dancer too, huh?
Nikki: 你 know her?
???: And hate her. I work for her.
Nikki: Really? What your name?
???: I'm Sugar Sprinkles. Nice to meet you.
Nikki: What do 你 do for her?
Sugar: I'm her maid.
Nikki: I feel so bad for you.
Sugar: *giggles* What are 你 doing out here? It's raining.
Nikki: The train broke down and stuff.
Sugar: Hmm..Well, would 你 like to stay with me?
Nikki: *smiles* Really?
Sugar: Of course!
Nikki: Thank 你 so much!
Sugar: No problem. Follow me.

A few...
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posted by karinabrony
''King Sombra must have gotten them!'' Twilight Sparkle said. ''You're right. 你 must have to defeat him with your own power.'' Celestia said. They all nodded and ran out.

Nightmare Moon laughed and said, ''Now I will get to rule Equestria!''. King Sombra didn't care for anything as long as he got the crystal heart. He already had 1,000 crystals gathered.

''Twilight!'' Shining Armor and Cadence said. They needed her and her friends' help. ''I thought we can use our power with yours so we can defeat him.'' she said. ''But since he has all of the crystals, he is much too powerful.Right now he...
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posted by Dragon4322
 the spotlight
the spotlight
My sister and I left Twilight's house and went back to our house. I slowly crawled into 床, 床上 when 彩虹 Dash came in and 说 ,"Goodnight Scootaloo please go to sleep" she told me with a smile ,"Okay Dash I will" i told her. 彩虹 closed the door and turned all the lights out in the house. I stayed in my 床, 床上 for a few 更多 分钟 and then silently crept out of my bed. i looked out the hall to make sure lights weren't on. Slowly hoof 由 hoof I made it to our back door and opened it quietly. I kept moving towards our back fence but at that moment a bright spotlight turned right on my body....
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Grudge

Chapter 1: The mare in the storm

A bright lightning bolt slit through the obsidian sky as the storm continued to assault the windows of the small tavern vehemently. The mare looked around in the premise. Gloomy candle light originated from the only chandelier on the ceiling. The air was stuffy; filled with the mixture of beer, cider, sweat, smoke and candle wax. Pale, worn out pictures hung on the wall. Worn out wooden tables. Worn out faces…

A frown appeared on the mare’s face, but nopony noticed, because she wore a brown 长袍 which covered her entire body; only her muzzle was visible...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back with the story....

(Meanwhile in this scene, this song starts to play:
link)

Applejack: *is very tierd* *coughs* Stop! Ah beg y'all!
Brawny: Stop being a wimp! Let me kill ya!
Applejack: *tries to swim Faster*
MP3: *blocks Applejack*
Applejack: AH! Get-
Brawny: *grabs Applejack*
Applejack: NO!
Brawny: *drags 苹果白兰地 and ties her up*
Applejack: *coughs* No...*coughs*
Brawny: *grabs Axe*
MP2: FINISH HER BRAWNY!
Brawny: It's fair to give 你 some last words. Go on. *smirks*
Applejack: *sigh* *stands up weak* *eyes are wounded and red*
Brawny: >:(
Applejack: *whispers* I-I...Love you..*kisses Brawny*...
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The last solstice

Chapter 7: Battle at Ivory Tower


The heat is suffocating. It settles on the capital, like an invisible mass. There’s absolutely no natural air movement. No clouds on the light blue sky. Everypony stays indoors, if they can. Only a few figures saunter on the streets. Mostly young fillies and colts, roasting eggs on the hot pavement, 或者 爱情 birds, chatting at cafés, under the shadow of tall oak trees. Everything’s quiet, as the fiery orb above continues to pour its light and warmness on the Equestrian landscape. This is the worst heat wave that struck Canterlot in over...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. 你 can stay with us until Celestia makes 你 a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do 你 sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who 说 you're idiotic? Sure 你 made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make 你 retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw 你 before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd 你 know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white 墙 tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Pilot 1 - GasMask On
time : 15:30
location : near LasPegasus
objiective : Find And Kill GoldenHorn
Pilot 2 - fourty-five we near the location
fourty-five - copy over five-o-five
Pilot 1 - holy shit there toxics everywhere
Dimitri - he want gas all civiliants...
Damn - damn...
Shadow *from radio* - Im under... 10 BTR's under the GoldenHorn office... 9 birds flying... no wait... se another one... ok there 10 birds... there contact Destroyer... when 你 land we 迷失 conntact with 你 five-o-five...
fourty-five - we landing... good luck
Shadow *from radio* - good luck five-o-five... happy hunting... Shadow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. 彩虹 Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. 移动 it!
Celestia: 你 broke our wings. We can't 移动 as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if 你 kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw 彩虹 Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A 小马 driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get 你 anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do 你 have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the 小马 driving it had 橙子, 橙色 hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had 橙子, 橙色 hooves....
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Back with the story......

Twilight: 你 ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I 爱情 YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I 爱情 你 outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my 最喜爱的 element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!

THE END!!!!

I'll make 更多 articles, don't worry.
The colts stood beside Discord. And the mares were lined up in front of Discord.

Azura: Well, Well, Well....
Discord: Mmmmmf!!!
Score: 你 give up?
Discord: Mmmf!!!
CS: Letsmfinish him girls.
Stormy: Alrighty!
Nikki: *smirks*

They combined there elements. The 5 ponies rose from the floor. Then they all opened their eyes, and their were glowing. Then FLASH! A big 彩虹 came out of the elements, and hit Discord, causing him to turn into Stone. Then, they all fell down, tierd of the work they had done.

Stormy: Did we do it?
Azura: I think so!
CS: We did it!
Score: Woo-Hoo!
Nikki: Yee-Haw!!!!
All: (hugs each...
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Cotton Swirls told Azura to build 3 cages, the size of Nikki, Stormy, and Score. And so, Azura build them. They both threw Nikki, Stormy, and Score each into a different cage. After That, they went to look for the others (Pixel, Pacifica, Brawny, Twirl, BS, and Jack). Azura carried Pixel and Brawny, and CS carried Twirl, Pacifica, and Jack back where the others were.

Azura: Okay, now that we have them all together, what do we do?
CS: Well, we gotta bring back there Memory.
Azura: Right, but how?
CS: Ummmmmmm.....We can sing a song, 或者 显示 them some pictures of us, 或者 just talk to them.
Azura: I...
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Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her 老友记 got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw 皇后乐队 Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told 皇后乐队 Chrysalis,"Why would 你 do this to us? We don't deserve this!" 皇后乐队 Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think 你 remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your 老友记 and gather them...
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posted by mariofan14
*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta 小马 in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine 日 at Sweet 苹果 Acres, the 苹果 family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. 苹果 Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green 小马 says, "Ya done real good there, 苹果 Bloom. Maybe 你 can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" 苹果 Bloom leaped...
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