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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 23: Neighsayer

Tom was having a good time watching an episode of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Tom: I 爱情 this episode. Sonic, and Tails have to stop the Robotnik Express, *Looks at the 评论 on the episode* wait a second. *Reading a comment*

This was the comment.

BTFlash: OH MY GOD, I CAME UP WITH A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: There's like six wheels on each of the train cars, 或者 maybe it's eight, but I'm gonna say there's six.
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, there's like three train cars, so that could only mean one thing. 666! DA DEVIL'S PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: And, the wheels are in a shape, just like Illuminati, which is another shape, so there's at least a dozen Illuminati's man!
Audience: *Laughing*
BTFlash: IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!
Tom: 耶稣 christ. The wheels are in a circle, and the illuminati is a triangle. Are 你 really that stupid?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Also, there is no reference to the devil's phone number. It's all bullshit, mostly because the number six isn't shown, 或者 mentioned in anyway. *Stares at the audience* If 你 make any type of conspiracy about anything, you're a f**king idiot.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: And with that out of the way, it's time to start our skits. Coming up 下一个 is Golfing, so don't go away.
Audience: *Clapping*
Chapter 1- The moon was full and was high above the sky. There was a rustling in the bushes behind Peppy. Peppy was a cat with black 毛皮 and a white belly. His eyes are a bright green. Three 猫 appeared from the bushes. One was all white with blue eyes, and her name was Snow . The 秒 was gray with black stripes on the back, his name was Midnight. The last one is a cat with blue 毛皮 and blue eyes. Her name was Rain. All three approached Peppy in silence. The silence was broken 由 another cat. His name was Leopard.

Leopard had 橙子, 橙色 毛皮 with black spots and he had brown eyes. Leopard was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P

Con: This is the 小马 that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look 你 guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all 你 have to say, we're going to take 你 to Canterlot with us.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con,...
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Spike:Ugh,another 啤酒 I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give 你 them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make 你 smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't 你 be 首页 right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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It was a Saturday morning in Utah.I was on the computer (as usual) an decided to check on the my little 小马 website because I hadn't been there since the 年 before. Then, right in front of me were the mane 6 and Princess Celestia! My reaction: WTF!!!!!!!!!!
I was so confused, surprised, yet happy, that I could have exploded! I immediately did research and found out that the 显示 was not even released yet. Then found out that the first 日 it aired was the 日 me and my family were coming 首页 from a vacation at Yellowstone National Park. I was SO excited! In fact, October 9, 2010 (the day...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 你 could 删除 the episode from the 总体, 整体 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 更多 than a waste of time and space.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Saten drove a brand new Dodge Dart to the bar, with Brett riding shotgun.

Saten: Here we are. *Gets out, and walks to the bar*
Brett: *Follows Saten*
Tareq: *Sitting with Greg*
Saten: *Enters the bar* Fellas, our new 小马 is here.
Brett: *Waves* Hello.
Ponies: Hi Brett.
Greg: Take a 座位 with us buddy.
Saten & Brett: *Sit 下一个 to Greg*
Bartender: I'll get 你 your usual Saten, but what would 你 like Brett?
Brett: 你 got any soda? I'm not really into alcohol.
Bartender: How about a root beer? It's like regular beer, but better.
Brett: *Chuckles* One root 啤酒 then.
Bartender: I like your...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the station at the end of the day.

Mercedes: *Passing Tim, and Julia on her way home* Hi Tim, Julia.
Tim: Hello Mercedes.
Julia: Have a good night.
Mercedes: I will, thanks.
Toby: *Walking towards them*
Tim: 嘿 Toby.
Toby: Tim? Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Toby: The Captain wants to see you.
Tim: What's it about?
Julia: We'll see.

When they saw Captain Jefferson in his office, he seemed unhappy.

Tim: *Closes the door* Everything okay Captain?
Captain Jefferson: It's in the middle today. I'm thinking about that one 小马 who robbed the bank today. 你 说 你 were going to find him, but...
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THE 下一个 DAY:

CRYSYAL EMPIRE:

Saten: Me?

Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.

Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?

Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.

Saten: Fine, fine.

Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!

Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!

Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.

Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!

Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Near Ponyville.

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Officer - Hail Captain Shadowknight of City-state of Canterlot!
Shadowknight - Good 日 Officer of West Kingdom.
Officer - It's glorious 日 isn't it.
Shadowknight - Worry not as your kingdom will be connected soon too.
Officer - Just some time left...
Shadowknight - Aye...
Lilly - *runs up to Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - 你 should be in West Kingdom!
Lilly - I had to run... East Kingdom was scheeming with Imperium.
Shadowknight - Darn it!

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Ponyville
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Palladin - Prepare my dear soldiers as we will march into hell tonight! As United Imperium we will keep the strict Dictatorship...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:05 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

In the train yard, an Olympic sign was hanging on Snowflake's tower.

Pete: *Standing in front of lots of ponies* Our railroad has been around since July 1, 1862. If the ponies from that time saw how pathetic 你 were in attempting to 移动 that locomotive back onto the rails, they'd probably shoot you.
Hawkeye: That's the way they do it in the good old Wild West.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, have 你 decided on your teams, Hawkeye, and Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir, we did.
Orion: Why are Hawkeye, and Stylo team captains?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Also starring Nikki West from Jade_23

A military jeep stopped in front of Guy's house. In it was Stargazer, and Orion.

Stargazer: *Puts the Jeep in park as he turns off the engine* Wait here. I'll speak to the pony. *Goes to the house*
Guy: *Takes one 更多 picture of the boat, in front of a warehouse*
Stargazer: *Knocks on the door*
Guy: Perfect timing. I just finished with that scene. *Runs upstairs, and walks to the front door*
Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* 你 are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see. Give me a 分钟 to collect my things, my camera,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust 你 got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do 你 think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find 更多 weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.

Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it 你 want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase 你 had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, 你 were trying to stop them, but...
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