小马宝莉 Article: Grand Theft Ponies Part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon

SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon: Alright. We're on our way.
Case Cracker: *grabs glasses as he is leaving*
Gordon: *Turns off TV* Let's take your car.
Case Cracker: *Nods*

The both of them walked out of the house when a mail 小马 arrived.

Postman: Mornin' Gordon.
Gordon: Hello. What have ya got?
Postman: The usual bills, and a letter from this mare I don't even know.
Gordon: Alright, give it to me, I'll put it in my house.
Postman: *Gives Gordon his mail*
Case Cracker: Hurry up.
Gordon: I will if 你 shut up. *Runs into the house*
Case Cracker: *Gets into the driver's 座位 of the car*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Let's do this.
Case Cracker: *Starts the car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *turns on radio*
News Reporter: This just in, the Rock Island Biker gang has attacked again. As a family of four were driving across the Golden Neigh Bridge, the Rock Island bikers shot up their car, and 偷了 all the money in there.
Gordon: I hate those fucking bikers.

One 分钟 later, they got to the pizzeria

Case Cracker: *Enters pizzeria with Gordon* What cha' got for us this time Jim?
Jim: I've got a load of cocaine that needs to get safely to the airport. Unfortunately a friend of mine is very obsessed with that shit in Manehattan.
Gordon: This is pretty serious.
Jim: Yes it is. I've got a Lunicorn in the parking lot with the drugs, 你 just gotta get it to the airport, and collect the money.
Case Cracker: And what are the terms?
Jim: None. Just get it to the airport, and give it to the pilot of this green aircraft. He'll pay 你 seven thousand dollars. Once 你 get the money, just come back here, and give it to me.
Gordon: Ok, we got it.
Jim: *gives keys to Gordon* Here are the keys to the car, and be careful.
Gordon: 你 can count on us Jim. *leaves*

2 B Continued

Case Cracker

Case Cracker's car

Jim

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Fluttershy

added by noahnstar1616

Source: Not me...

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MLP pics

added by shadowknuxgirl

Source: rightful owners

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The 迷失 Memories Prolouge (read description)

posted by Quillabex

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"Identify yourself," the figure commanded.
"Princess Eclipse," I replied nervously.
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Slender.Mane part 1

posted by baloonzking

Allo.Hi.Sup.Hello.Hey.Wazup? Backround ponies :P

RainbowDash jumped out of 床, 床上 eager to start 写作 a fanfic.Yesterday she had gotten into the myth of "it".She already was a 粉丝 of Herobrine but it was a different it,suddenly she heard a loud thump from the door.Rainbow quickly opened the front door to see Derpy handing her a letter.She took the letter as the wall-eyed 小马 left to a blue phone box.RainbowDash decided to do research before trying to make a story,otherwise 粉丝 faction about it.She fly down to Twilight Sparkle's library/house.She kocked on the locked door to she her purple unicorn friend opening the door with a rather messy...

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The Crystal Empire Alternate Ending

posted by Magicalgirl12

"It's ok Twilight" Princess Cadance 说 as she was so weak she fell and her magic that protected the Crystal Empire had faded away.

"Twili" Shining Armor 说 as he gave a frown. The Crystal Empire was no longer protected. And darkness and evil soon came around The Crystal Empire. King Sombra started to turn everything gray.

"This is not good" Shining Armor 说 while upset. Twilight knew she had to find the real crystal 心 before King Sombra destroys everything. She will not let everyone down. Even Princess Celestia. She was demanded to protect The Crystal Empire no matter what it took.

"I'm...

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Pony.mov Crossover... PART 4

posted by Canada24

Poor, cute, Pinkie :(

The three mov ponies landed into prime Ponyville.

"Wow, everything looks so totally.. Boring" Dragonowitiz groaned.

Suddenly he was accidentally run over a small 橙子, 橙色 filly on a Scootaloo.

"Oh sorry Spike, I di-.. Wait! your not Spike!" Prime Scootaloo cried, as even at such a young age see can tell the difference between the Spike she knows and.. Him.

"Well.. Not your verison, at least" Dragonowitiz replied.

"What are 你 talking abo-

Suddenly SwagDash snatched the small filly, and began squeeze hugging her, repeatedly saying "Your alive! Your alive!"

Unfortunately, Scootaloo couldn't even breath,...

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Magic and Friendship Chapter 1

posted by Magicalgirl12

Once upon a time there lived a 小马 named Trixie. Trixie was a 显示 off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic 更多 than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any 更多 of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some 食物 and some water. She walked to a small 小马 village. She could hardly walk...

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The Adventures of Bayonetta

posted by mariofan14

*Bayonetta is my ponyfication off of the real video game character herself. I plan on doing a mini-series of different adventures she will encounter along the way. Some of these will include references to some fairy tales 或者 other 流行的 culture. I hope 你 enjoy this, as well as finding the references! Plus, this first one won't be an adventure, but the future ones will be.*

It was a beautiful 日 in the little town of Ponyville, where everyone was going about doing some errands as they usually do. Plenty of stallions come up to a few mares and try to communicate with them, but don't really...

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Dream Catcher: A unicorn and Pegasi fanfic Part 1 Chapter 1

posted by DisneyFan333

Ok before 你 read the fanfic I want 你 guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I 发布 it a while 以前 but I made some changes to it. I also 发布 it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter 由 chapter. Feel free to tell me what 你 think and If 你 have any suggestions 或者 see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...

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Rarity's Forgiveness

posted by mariofan14

(I asked 你 all a 问题 if I could do a story of Fluttershy and Rarity. Since no one answered, I assumed that it would be a yes. So here I go with "The Fair Fluttershy".)

It was a beautiful 日 in the peaceful Ponyville, where everyone was just doing their normal errands and such. Let's get to Carousel Boutique, where Rarity is having a few customers in the store. "Simmer down now!" she called out to the customers making a commotion of bargains. They wanted to buy something badly that they were becoming a little too crazy. One of the customers accidentally tripped over something and knocked...

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recently I read about a controversial lawsuit involving Hasbro and famed brony site 小马 archive

posted by bossyalpha

Hasbro sent many copyright claims regarding the distribution of TV episode as a violation of copyrights and threatened to take action if the site showed any refusal.

they refused to comply so the emailed Hasbro this statement.
Thanks for your concern [sic]. Since we are merely spreading friendship and? magic we feel that we’re protected 由 princess Celestia herself. Also, we are not based in the US – so US law does not apply to us.
Please feel free to download the episodes from our website in order to
learn about accepting, friendship and happiness too.

Hasbro was not happy and forced the site...

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The Sleeping Mare pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

It had been a couple hours after Zecora had 给 the bad news to Ponyville about poor Cheerilee and her run-in with the Sleeping Purple Daisies. Some of the citizens had shed a few tears upon hearing what happened, and a handful of them were Cheerilee's students. But the one that had been hit 由 it the most powerful was Big Macintosh. He had really cared for her all this time. He had burst into tears for those couple of hours, never stopping. He loved her too much to not stop because, though rarely, he would think about her for a long time without stopping. Now, he won't ever stop thinking...

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Luna's special night (not inappropriate)

posted by daniel0913

Luna standing with celestia

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My Personal Favorite/Saddest Moment In All MLP Fanfics

posted by Tawnyjay

(All rights go to Pen Stroke on FiMFiction.com. I do not own "Past Sins".)

“I told 你 we shouldn’t have used her,” 彩虹 Dash barked at Applejack.

“Oh hush up,” 苹果白兰地 snapped back. “She was the only unicorn we could find who had a special talent for magic, and even that was a long shot.”

“So, my little ponies,” Nightmare Moon began, ending the disagreement and forcing the five mares to take notice of her, “what am I going to do with you?”

“Do whatever 你 want, 你 can’t make us talk!” Dash shouted defiantly.

“Yeah!” Pinkie Pie agreed, only to look quizzically...

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Chaotic 爱情 (Possibly my longest story ever)

posted by mariofan14

It was a fine 日 in the town of Ponyville, whereas everypony was doing their usual business, whether it be going around doing errands, meeting up with other ponies, 或者 just to have some entertainment going on. At Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie just came in, ready to start business with the Cake family. But something wasn't right with her... "If only I had somepony to hang out with. As in having a coltfriend," Pinkie said. She was feeling rather lonely, though there were a lot of stallions to meet up with and have a relationship with. Unfortunately, most of them were already taken, and that felt...

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Vinyl Scratch's Big Break: One

posted by StarWarsFan7

All of my life, I've wanted to be a professional DJ. One to create original music, the one that will persuade ponies to come and listen as they strut their stuff on the dancefloor.

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My 最佳, 返回页首 6 最喜爱的 Friendship Pairs

posted by StarWarsFan7

Dear Celestia, I'm starting to think you all don't appreciate my opinions! XD I am doing my top six favorites because of the Mane Six.

6.) Lyra and Bon Bon

Even though these two aren't canon as being friends, I see them together a lot during Season one. Nothing that I know of in Season two. Lyra and Bon Bon are seen walking together, talking together and basically hanging out. If these two weren't background characters, I think they'd be the best of friends.

Lyra and Bon Bon

5.) Rarity and Fluttershy

I just love Rarity and Fluttershy! They are the best of friends! Can you believe...

彩虹 Dash

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If MLP Was A Life Action Movie (Part 1)

posted by KotokoAihara

I've seen a couple of posts like this on the internet and I'm not sure how I feel about it. However, I could see it happening since we already have humanized ponies. These are the actors and 女演员 that I think can pull off the characters. This 列表 will only have the mane six, Spike, the princesses, the royal couple, and the CMC.
The mane six and spike will get two 最佳, 返回页首 choices and the others will get one.

Twilight Sparkle
1. Zooey Deschanel
I was never a big 粉丝 of her until I recently started to watch her 显示 New Girl. I always though she was pretty, but I 爱情 her in New Girl. I think she...

My Little 小马 Memes

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