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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 饼干 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 你 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 嘿 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case 饼干 with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon: Alright. We're on our way.
Case Cracker: *grabs glasses as he is leaving*
Gordon: *Turns off TV* Let's take your car.
Case Cracker: *Nods*

The both of them walked out of the house when a mail 小马 arrived.

Postman: Mornin' Gordon.
Gordon: Hello. What have ya got?
Postman: The usual bills, and a letter from this mare I don't even know.
Gordon: Alright, give it to me, I'll put it in my house.
Postman: *Gives Gordon his mail*
Case Cracker: Hurry up.
Gordon: I will if 你 shut up. *Runs into the house*
Case Cracker: *Gets into the driver's 座位 of the car*
Gordon: *Gets in car* Let's do this.
Case Cracker: *Starts the car, and drives to the pizzeria*
Gordon: *turns on radio*
News Reporter: This just in, the Rock Island Biker gang has attacked again. As a family of four were driving across the Golden Neigh Bridge, the Rock Island bikers shot up their car, and 偷了 all the money in there.
Gordon: I hate those fucking bikers.

One 分钟 later, they got to the pizzeria

Case Cracker: *Enters pizzeria with Gordon* What cha' got for us this time Jim?
Jim: I've got a load of cocaine that needs to get safely to the airport. Unfortunately a friend of mine is very obsessed with that shit in Manehattan.
Gordon: This is pretty serious.
Jim: Yes it is. I've got a Lunicorn in the parking lot with the drugs, 你 just gotta get it to the airport, and collect the money.
Case Cracker: And what are the terms?
Jim: None. Just get it to the airport, and give it to the pilot of this green aircraft. He'll pay 你 seven thousand dollars. Once 你 get the money, just come back here, and give it to me.
Gordon: Ok, we got it.
Jim: *gives keys to Gordon* Here are the keys to the car, and be careful.
Gordon: 你 can count on us Jim. *leaves*

2 B Continued
 Case 饼干
Case Cracker
 Case Cracker's car
Case Cracker's car
 Jim
Jim
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 你 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 你 threatened to beat her up if 你 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 你 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 你 have some drinks with me? You'll 爱情 it.
Bob: How many did 你 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 你 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 你 want to beat...
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posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our 超能英雄 regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a 鱼 as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity 说 slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The 更多 he walked the 更多 trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a 秒 after being seen 由 Jeff.

"What did 你 say your 老友记 looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...
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posted by missaqua88
 the toy
the toy
I hate Princess Skyla. This is a 文章 explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If 你 are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If 你 are 或者 《勇敢传说》 enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of 你 Hasbro! Original indeed.

The 秒 is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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WARNING: IF 你 HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since 彩虹 Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" 苹果白兰地 had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the 图书馆 to mull things over. ‘First 苹果 Bloom, then Twist, and now 彩虹 Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....
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